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Hermione felt the blood rush from her face, dread pooling in her stomach. It couldn’t be. Please, don’t let it be him. Oh, he’s so foul!
AU: Hermione has always been concerned by what her soul mark says; now, however, she's more concerned about who her soulmate is.
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“Hermione!” Blaise and Theo shouted in greeting. Blaise slid from his stool with a smirk as Theo grinned and elbowed Draco in the ribs. Of all the times to lose his Slytherin sense of subtlety, it had to be now.
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A Ministry happy hour provides Draco with the opportunity he needs to finally talk to the witch who has been avoiding him.
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“Well done, Miss Granger. As a reward for doing such a great job tonight, I’d like to give you a gift. Ask for anything you’d like—except for me, of course, I’m off the table.” Draco laughed, looking out the window.
Hermione paused before turning to look at him. “As always, Mr. Malfoy, your timing is impeccable.”
“Of course it is. You know—”
“I would like for you to find a new executive assistant. I am putting in my two weeks’ notice effective immediately,” Hermione swiftly interjected.
Draco turned to Hermione in disbelief. “You want me to what? Why?”
Hermione smiled serenely. “Find a new executive assistant, sir. For personal reasons.”
Draco’s expression tightened as he frowned at Hermione. “An odd gift choice. If that’s what you want, Miss Granger. Makes no difference to me.
AU: When Hermione Granger, Draco's faithful assistant, tells him she wants to quit, he finds the news hard to swallow. For professional reasons, of course.
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“Twilight? Really?” Langdon asks, less than enthusiastic.
“Yes,” says Mel, as Becca nods seriously.
“But- I thought we were watching the Princess Bride.”
“We changed our minds,” says Becca. “Twilight’s a fall movie.”
“It’s December,” he protests. “There’s snow on the ground.”or, five times Langdon tries to pick the movie and one time he succeeds
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- Part 2 of adventures in movie-watching
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20 Sep 2025
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Just the best. All fluff, no stress, two weirdos who love each other very much.
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When he raised said hand to point at the little downward spike on the bottom graph, Granger whipped her attention to him.
“Don’t touch the screen,” she said with a sharp tsk.
He shot her an incredulous look. “I wasn’t going to–” Jesus. He pointedly hovered his finger an appropriate distance from the screen. “This is the dip you noticed?”
She turned back to the monitor, instantly diverted.
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Or, where Draco is a Formula One driver and Hermione is his Performance Engineer.
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09 Jul 2025
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Akskdhskskdjska who knew Dramione F1 was what the people needed???
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“What are you doing in my office, Malfoy?” she asked, toeing the line between businesslike and unfriendly.
He glanced over, eyes flicking from her face down her body once, before fixing his attention back on her books.
“I was under the impression you were an investigative journalist,” he quipped, then lifted a hand to the spines.
“Don’t touch my books,” she snapped. “You can’t just invite yourself in.”
“The witch downstairs implied your assistant could.” He gestured to himself with the raised hand, turning his obedience at not messing with her things into something distinctly insouciant. Prat.
And then his words registered.
She jolted back like she’d been slapped, blinking against the cognitive assault. “What? No. You’re claiming that you are my new research assistant?”
“Cracked it in one,” he drawled, sliding his hands into his trouser pockets.
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Or where Hermione is investigating a highly suspect bit of plant cultivation and Draco accidentally helps.
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07 Jul 2025
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So good! We stan sweet Draco who defies our expectations of him!
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It’s been five years of muted agony. He’s not sure he can do six, and so the words are out before he can rationalize it.
“Happy anniversary.”
She’s halfway down the hall but pauses instantly, looking over her shoulder at him. He can’t interpret her expression, not with the way his head is pounding with a sudden rush of blood at his daring, and at the way her entire body has turned to face him.
He barely restrains himself from sweeping his gaze down her form, something he does frequently whenever her attention is elsewhere. They haven’t had sex since Lyra’s conception was confirmed – two years, eight months, thirteen days – but he comes for her all the time.
“I didn’t think you’d remember.” There’s a tinge of wonder in her voice.
He manages to keep the incredulity out of his. “Of course I did.”
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Or, Draco and Hermione marry under a Marriage Law, have a child, and pine desperately for each other.
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06 Jul 2025
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How is smut so sweeeeeeet?
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It was stupid, probably, but the wobbly little Swap Box had captured his attention. He came back day after day, peeking inside, bringing gifts, writing notes.
If only he could figure out who he was trading with.