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doing my best to get it together by wilkiecollins
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Aug 2024
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Wade wants to talk about what happened in the Honda Odyssey, Logan doesn't. Total PWP.
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'I got a splinter,' Wade whined, and Logan looked up in time to see him splayed over the remnants of the coffee table - now kindling - and pull a splinter of wood - more a stake - out of his palm with a sickening sucking squelch.
'Look, good as new already,' Logan dismissed, in the same tone you'd use on a toddler with a scraped knee, returning to his paper and looking for the puzzles as Wade lifted his hand to glare at him with one beady eye through his new stigmata.
'I’m peachy perfect, but that's the fifth coffee table this week and the good people of Ikea are definitely starting to think it's a sex thing.'
'You told them it was a sex thing,' Logan deadpanned, and Wade was horribly, quietly thoughtful for at least half a second.
'Is it?' Wade asked, and Logan felt the sigh radiate from the marrow of his own bones as Wade's pepperoni face appeared over the top of his newspaper. Wade rested his chin where the pages met, blinking at Logan prettily.
Logan wondered if he could paper cut through a grown man's neck. 'Is it what?'
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Set immediately after season 2/spoilers for season 2.
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"I want this," Stede said, placing a kiss to Ed's earlobe. "And this," he whispered, placing his mouth at the crowfeet on Ed's right eye. "And here," he said, kissing the stubble at Ed's chin.
Ed, all six foot of him, all leather clad monster of him, seemed to waver like water in Stede's hands, tremble like the surface of a troubled sea.
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Stede wonders about everything he's given up and everything he's gained.
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Stede Bonnet is living a very ordinary life when he's suddenly mugged by... demons? He launches an investigation that derails his entire existence. He looks for answers, experts, and unwittingly becomes a demon hunter. When all hope is lost he's approached by the best demon hunter in the land.
AU: Stede's divorce is triggered by his preoccupation with demons, and Ed trains him to fight the forces of darkness. PG13 until it's not.
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A not wholly exhaustive list of all the times Blackbeard tried to kill Stede by wilkiecollins
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Jun 2022
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Blackbeard has to kill Stede so life goes back to normal, but there are a thousand ways to do it and it keeps going wrong. Alternatively: the one where Stede teaches Ed things and woos him completely off his feet while remaining entirely oblivious.
Note: Only the final chapter is explicit, and doesn't further the plot - those preceding are general/teen up for references to violence/violent fantasising.
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Steve Rogers is a sickly kid given a second chance by a wealthy pharmaceutical company, but he missed a lot of school while out ill and wants to catch up. They give him the opportunity to stay at their university and study for a research degree in art history, and that's where he meets Professor Stark, the head of engineering and a gosh darn piece of work. They need to figure out how to have coffee together in the faculty common room without chewing each other's heads off - then they can work together to find out just what the big pharma are up to, and just where Steve's cure came from...
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Steve is starting to feel like his life is just one disaster after another. He didn't mean to make friends with Eddie Munson along the way, but for some reason he's always there, and if anyone knows how to get up again after being knocked down then it's him.
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26 Jun 2026
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Taking One For The Team by entanglednow for BecomingFoxes
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
13 Feb 2024
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Eddie has tweaked something in his shoulder helping to carry equipment and Steve offers to work it out for him. What are friends for after all?
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22 Jun 2026
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When in doubt, Eddie figures you can never go wrong with a classic. Before he can think about whether it's a good idea or not, he squirms a hand down into the back of Steve's sweats and grabs for the waistband of his underwear, fully intending to yank it up.
Only he gets a wide strip of elastic… and nothing else.
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21 Jun 2026
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It's Valentine's Day, and Eddie is bravely avoiding his friends attempts to set him up. It's a good job he's in though, because Steve ends up at his door, needing a pep talk before an important date.
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18 Jun 2026
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After an accidental kiss, a brief crisis, some miscommunication and two swift exits, there is finally a first date.
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18 Jun 2026