wisefag
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Craig wants to make his boyfriend happy by satisfying him as much as possible, foolishly overlooking what is most meaningful to Tweek.
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Even if Nagisa tries to ignore the power Karma holds over him due to their biological dynamic, when neither can deny it any longer, Nagisa manages to level the playing field.
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Martin was supposed to have one normal night out with the members after weeks of overworking himself in the studio.
Instead, the night ends with a very drunk six-foot blond getting dropped off at Juhoon’s apartment by three incredibly unhelpful teammates who think the whole situation is hilarious.
Now Juhoon has to deal with a clingy, emotional Martin who suddenly can’t stop confessing every little thing he loves about him from his smile to the way he steals the blankets at night. Between brushing his teeth, tucking him into bed, and surviving endless sleepy kisses and whispered “don’t leave me”s, Juhoon realizes drunk Martin might actually be impossible to resist.
Especially when sober Martin isn’t much better.
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- Part 3 of The whole teams knows about them
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29 May 2026
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“No courting unless it’s your promised suitor,” Orion Black says, taking a seat across from his sons.
“Can we focus on me for a moment, please?” Sirius presses, pouting slightly. “Marlene’s pure-blood! And she’s gorgeous. Isn’t the point that we ‘grow our ranks’ or something? I am the only boy in school not dating.”
“Your brother doesn’t date.”
“And I have no intention of starting,” comes Regulus’ quick and finite reply.
Orion nods, as though this should be all the convincing Sirius needs. “Remind me why?”
“Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that go to that school?” he scoffs, finally closing his book.
“If I may interject,” Walburga lets herself into the room, an unnerving smile on her face that has sent stronger men than her husband and sons running for the hills. “May I propose an amendment: Sirius can date – when Regulus does.”
Sirius is up in arms instantly. “But he’s practically a dementor! What if he never dates?”
Walburga’s smile grows even more menacing, if possible. “Then, you’ll never date.”
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- Part 1 of At The Movies
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13 May 2026
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Stan asked, “What would you say if I told you I got abducted by aliens last night? With Craig, Tweek and Cartman?”
Kyle raised his eyebrows. “I’d say that your wet dreams are getting weirdly specific and you should stop telling me about them.”
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10 Mar 2026
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When Whitaker accidentally sends a dick pic to Dr. Robby, he never thought it would end like this.
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The ED team shuffles out, Whitaker and Dr. Robby taking up the rear. Dr. Robby stops him with a hand on Whitaker’s waist, there and gone. “Really,” he says low, directly into his ear, beard scratching his cartilage, “that was amazing. You didn’t waste any time starting compressions. That probably saved that baby’s life. You saved that baby’s life.”
The praise goes to his head, suffusing him with endorphins. “Thank you, Dad.” And he promptly wants to crawl out of his skin and slither down the drain with the after birth slop.
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23 Oct 2025
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When Tweek has his first heat after years of delay Craig wants to stay by his side to protect him, only he will soon realize how over his head he had been at thinking that'd be easy.
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08 Aug 2025