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    Wei Ying laughs, just like he usually does in the face of danger. ''I was more terrified of him hurting my pretty face.''

    He turns until he's looking up at Lan Wangji. ''What am I going to do if I lose my title as Lan Wangji's pretty arm candy?''

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    Having a demon latch on to Gun isn't exactly on his to-do list this year, but it's exactly what happens when they decide to use an Ouija board and he invites an unknown entity who's taken an immense liking to him. And, uh, he probably shouldn't have made that joke about wanting to partake in sex with a demon.

    - / -
    'It' - he can't quite make out the face - blurred around the edges. Gun's convinced it's a dream and it's all sorts of weird and jarring, but yet, he doesn't feel fear. The room that he's in is completely void of any other color save for the red hues streaked against the black walls. Gun's sprawled out on a bed with sheets as black as midnight, sighing out a moan when a warmth envelopes him from above. He doesn't fight the weight on top of him, breathing him the now-familiar scent of aged wood and leather. The rationale voice in the very back of his mind warns Gun that this isn't normal - being in a complete stranger's bed, but all Gun feels is...curiosity. Yearning. Excitement for the unknown.

    ''You're even prettier up here in my domain, Gun.''

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    When he doesn't get a response, he continues, ''I'm sure there's laws out there about pointing your gun at citizens, Officer Gunyukhol.''

    ''Considering that you're scum, it doesn't apply to you.''

    The quick-witted response amuses him, further infuriating the officer behind him.

    ''What you're going to do is face the wall and place your hands there.''

    ''Wow, that promotion you just got has already gotten to your head, huh?'' 

    Kanghan finally turns around, coming face-to-face with Gunyukhol Jiraroj. Six months ago, they had faced each other like this as well except it was Kanghan who had his gun pointed at the younger male. 

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    At the mere age of 23, Gun didn't think that he'd actually be a divorcee.

    A whirlwind romance. That was what his parents had called it. Getting married at 22 was a huge mistake - again, what his parents said. Navigating life after falling in and out (maybe) of love with someone whom he thought was going to be his forever - Gun doesn't know how to deal with that. With all ends, there must be a beginning.

    The start of it, Gun would like to think that it was Fate.

    Two strangers crossing paths in a foreign country.

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    ''My dad thinks marriage will make me into a better person. Like I'd wake up and miraculously stop drinking, partying and fucking around.''

    ''So...'' Gun idly taps his fingers against Kanghan's chest. ''...you wouldn't be opposed to fucking around even after getting married?''

    ''You wouldn't be opposed to sleeping with a married man?''

    ''Please.'' Gun snorts. ''Half of my clientele are married men. Morals don't pay the bills for me. If I have to pick and choose who I want to sleep with, then I'd be living quite the sad life.''

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    5/?
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    As close as Pobmek and Tawan are given that they’re identical twins, harbouring feelings for the same person makes it all complicated. No matter what, there’s that realization that Aran will make his decision and there’ll be no avoiding the hurt and disappointment that Aran does have a favourite twin afterall.

    It’s complicated.

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    4/?
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    Tawan and Gun are married to two different people, but they’re both unhappy in their own marriages lately.

    Gun's been married for two years, but deep down, he's starting to feel bored in his marriage. Attempts to inject spark into the marriage doesn't generate promising results. Meanwhile, Tawan is unhappy in his own marriage, often finding himself comparing his absent beta husband to his younger brother's omega, Gun, instead.

    It was meant to be just drinks. Two unhappy individuals with their respective married lives needing a listening ear, but drinks lead to a one-night stand with both realizing that maybe (definitely), they're meant for each other instead.

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    23/?
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    ''A lot? You're asking for the goddamn impossible, Yotha. You're asking me to lie to your omega, to fill in for you-'' Kanghan's voice cracks at the last few words, unable to control the frustration he feels at this very second.

    Yotha has always been like this.

    ''You're right. I can't teach you that, but Gun's someone who makes it seem so easy to love him. All I ask-'' Yotha tightens his hold on Kanghan's hand. ''Kanghan, look at me.'' Like it or not, Kanghan lifts his head, showing just how red-rimmed his eyes are. ''I have a year at best. They've performed countless of tests on me. I've seeked a second and third opinion, and I've even gone overseas. I don't want Gun to see this side of me because I only want him to remember me as the Yotha that he fell in love with. Not the one hooked to multiple machines with all these fucking wires. With the state that I'm in now, if I'm to stay with Gun, he'll have to spend all his time taking care of me. He'll do it willingly, but I don't want to put him through that.''

    - / -

    It's cruel for Yotha to put Kanghan through this; telling him that he's sick after a year of enduring it, and then asking him to fill in his shoes as the omega's husband.

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    7/?
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    Tawan deserves it.

    No sane self-respecting person, especially a sweetheart like Gun, could stand being in this sort of situationship with someone like Tawan. They were complete opposites. The four year age difference wasn't the problem here, but it was Tawan's blind jealousy. His ridiculously quick-to-ignite hot temper. His tendency to react with fists first. In his defense, it's because he's crazy in love with someone like Gun. Sweet, always eager-to-please and happy-go-lucky Gunyukhol Jiraroj. A godsent beauty with his catlike eyes and plump reddened lips, handsome and breathtakingly alluring at the same time. 

    or, the fic in which -

    Tawan and Gun are in a sort of situationship, and it gets pretty complicated.

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    3/?
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    Perth Tanapon is nothing like Tawan.

    Though his bad boy exterior might differ, Perth is pretty certain he doesn't embody any of the character's traits - jealousy, especially. Tawan, this new character that Perth has been casted as for Me and Thee, isn't any different from some of the other characters Perth has played. Take Kanghan, for example. Funnily enough, Perth had slipped in and out of that role with ease, but with Tawan....he has no idea what the hell is going on.

    or, in which;

    Perth struggles with his own feelings of jealousy, thinking that he's way too immersed in his character as 'Tawan', not knowing that Santa has a thing for his red-flag characters.

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    ''Kanghan, this is my peer mentee - his name is Gun.''

    Gun instantly knew, just like how his mother had told him.

    Kanghan Krittin Sukprasert.

    They lock eyes, but Gun is careful to feign an air of nonchalance, though he's all too aware of how the fourth-year student straightens up the moment he catches a whiff of the omega's scent.

    - / -

    or the fic whereby Gun is a very determined omega and he'll stop at nothing (even break up a relationship) to make sure that the Alpha he desires ends up madly in love with him.

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    ''Gun, he could care less about the rest of us. To him, we're like days-old gum stuck beneath his very pricey Prada loafers. But one word from you and he loses all his bite and bark. Remember that time Kin was drunk at the party and tried to kiss you? The dude had to be hospitalized because Kanghan went crazy on him. Which was very much deserved by the way.''

    Kong nods his head solemnly to Faifa's words. ''Also, whenever we're around Kanghan, he looks at us as if we owe him a long-time life debt.''

    Gun laughs at how dramatic both his friends are being, shaking his head as if to dismiss their words, ''What new BL drama have you two been watching together?''

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    If Kanghan plays his cards right, Gun's vulnerabilities would make the perfect opening for him to inject himself into the omega's life fully. Taking in the clutter of papers and an unwashed cup from the night before, Kanghan assumes that Gun must spend his nights working late. Obviously that'll change once they get married - he doesn't need his omega to tirelessly work himself to the bone. Kanghan, as most traditional alphas, would bring in the money. Gun would keep everything else in order, tend to the house and their kids (Kanghan hopes they'll at least have three). It was fine if they didn't have kids too - then they'd have the luxury of going on mini-trips and enjoying married life between the both of them. 

    Now, if Kanghan was to tell someone of his plans, they would assume that he's already in an established relationship with said omega.

    Not a neighbor he's only known for six months.

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    3/?
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    ''Thought a pretty boy like me wouldn't know my way around a gun?''

    Well, double the fuck then. Made a fool of himself and got caught staring too.

    ''You caught me.''

    ''I'd say it's rude to stare, but lucky for me...I do enjoy the attention.'' The male uses his finger to push the brim of Perth's cap up, revealing more of his face. ''Besides, you're not too bad yourself.''

    -/-

    aka the self-indulgent bodyguard!Perth fic that I’m gifting to myself

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    3/?
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    Perth's been working for as long as he can remember, so he's had his fair share of managers handling his portfolio since he first started. He'd like to think that he's maintained a pleasant and professional relationship with most of them, even if 1 or 2 has left quite the awful taste in his mouth.

    But now, he thinks he's found a favorite - Santa. Ta. Hopefully in the future - teerak or ter, but hey, he's digressing.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    ''That him?'' Kanghan asks, jerking a thumb towards the occupied table where Kert (the one who's been making Gun's life an absolute living hell) has his head pillowed on his Chemistry textbook, blissfully asleep.

    Gun nods, watching with nervous anticipation as Kanghan makes his way over - rudely kicking the leg of the table with his foot. The table scrapes noisily against the floor and Kert jumps awake.

    ''What the f-''

    Kert barely has time to react and half the class erupts into startled and horrified screaming when Kanghan picks up the empty chair next to him and swings it right into Kert's head.

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    13/?
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    32
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    Kanghan's not going to waste time beating around the bush, ''You wanna fuck?''

    ''Yes.'' Gun breathes out, and it's fucking cute how he visibly brightens up at the invitation. ''Seeing you beat him up was kinda hot actually.''

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    33
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    126
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    21
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    2,859
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    ''Hurry up.'' Santa breathes out, sounding almost pouty.

    It's cute how Santa literally doesn't give a fuck about bossing around a vampire.

    What Perth doesn't know yet that this will be the start of him being unable to say 'no' to Santa. That he'll fall so deep and fast that it'll make up for the years of endless solitude he's endured.

    ''When I said I like a little foreplay, I meant maybe a little flirting, some kissing-'' Perth wraps his lips around the bloody tip of Santa's finger, cutting him off midsentence. 

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    48
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    251
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    ''Are you sure you've done your research properly? What if this guy ends up being like, a serial killer or something? You'll be giving away your one and only precious son to a cold-blooded murderer.''

    ''Gun, the fact that you're my only son would mean that I've picked out nothing but the best for you. Besides, his pôr and I know each other way back since our university days.'' Without even having to look, the male already knew that his son was pouting. ''Lukk, you know why I'm doing this. The government laws dictate that if you're not married by the age of 26, you won't be able to access the inheritance I've left for you should anything happen to me. If I leave it up to you, I doubt you'd find anyone to match your standards.''

    ''Wow, there was absolutely no need to personally attack me like that.''

    His father laughs loudly, raising the cup of tea to his lips. ''How many boyfriends have you had since university? Too many to count, but no one lasted more than a year.''

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    Comments:
    176
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    140
    Bookmarks:
    23
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