18 Works by wizardwiles
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This establishment really wasn’t Tenna’s scene. Maybe it was a symptom of age, maybe it was a side effect of having a developed prefrontal cortex, but a dark lounge/bar/club/den of degeneracy-type thing with perpetually dim lights and suspiciously sticky seats just didn’t whet his pallet anymore. The thrum of the music pounded his own thoughts out of his head, a rigid tightness settling above his brow bone that would definitely become a tension headache later. That’s what money sounds like: shitty music, cocktail shakers, and desperate people.
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Tenna is the host of a dying gameshow. Spamton is a consultant hoping to strike it big. They meet to talk business. -
most people are jokes but you’re so real by wizardwiles
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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The accretion of bodies pulsated frenetically as the song reached a screeching climax. Someone bumped into Sebastian; he stumbled into Sam and frantically grasped at Sam to regain his footing. Sam grabbed his wrists and stabilized him, his gaze unwavering. Sebastian threw himself at Sam, wrapping his arms around his friend’s shoulders in a clumsy embrace. He pressed his face to Sam’s neck, the sweat-slick skin sticking to his cheek. Sam’s hands fisted in the thick cotton of his friend’s shirt, his nails raking against the fibers. They were adrift in the sea of bodies, clinging to one another in the surging waves of movement.
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Sam and Sebastian grow up together over the course of ten years riddled with teen angst and juvenillity.
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Pizzapants clasped the mug tightly in his paws, nails clinking against the side. The warmth emanated out from inside the ceramic, seeping into his paws. He raised it slowly off the floor, careful not to spill it. He had filled it with water until it nearly spilled over, another fossilized idiosyncrasy from someone he would not see again. His paws sizzled with heat. He felt feverish.
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Asriel Dreemurr is the pilot of Unit 01 and is the son of esteemed Commander Dreemurr, head of NERV. Pizzapants is the pilot of Unit 02, and he loathes Asriel Dreemurr. Despite their fraught relationship, they do have a mutual understanding of one thing: being an eva pilot fucking sucks.
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You are in love with Asriel Dreemur.
He’s the angel of the school and the bane of your existence – an infinitely kind, intelligent, and generous individual serving as a constant reminder of your own (numerous) inadequacies. For years, acrid envy twisted into a dense knot in the center of your being. He made you sick. He made you feel pathetic. He was Asriel Dreemur, and you were just Pizzapants. But that tight tangle of hatred in your stomach uncoiled with time, leaving you with a simmering resentment and vague sense of admiration.---
A choose-your-own-adventure story where you play as pining loser Pizzapants, complete with 12 unique endings. You can make Asriel Dreamer your friend, lover, or worst enemy; Pizzapants’ fate is in your hands.
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Oikawa's chest rose and fell rapidly as he struggled to draw breath. He raised his hand to Iwaizumi’s face, fingertips grazing his hairline and his palm ghosting his cheek.
“Iwa-chan,” Oikawa muttered, voice pitchy. “I, um… nevermind.”
“Yeah?”
“Nothing. It’s nothing.”
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Oikawa wants to get drunk and have a good time. Iwaizumi wants to make sure he doesn't act like an idiot. There's tension of the sexual and non-sexual variety.
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human, for a minute by wizardwiles
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
17 Mar 2023
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“I did something I regret. I…” Kaede looks away. Tsumugi knows these must be hard words to say
“Don’t tell me something that could get you in trouble.” Tsumugi doesn't know if she means it as a threat. “Don’t tell me something that will ruin this.”
"This?"
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Tsumugi made Kaede. Even more thrillingly, she will be the one to destroy her.
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dreaming of days of a different life by wizardwiles
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Apr 2021
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“What do you want from me?”
George didn’t have time to unpack all the connotations of the question, not when Dream was glaring down at him expectantly, his jaw locked and his shoulder squared and his eyes flickering with something fierce.
“Will you have tea with me? I know you don't like coffee,” George asked, hating how meek he sounded.
Dream averted his gaze, his grip visibly tightening on the horse's reins, and said nothing.
“Please. One last act of hospitality,” George forced a crooked smile, “For old time’s sake?”
Dream’s lips quirked ever-so-slightly as he nodded and slid off his horse. Almost inaudibly, he muttered, “I’ve never been good at saying no to you,”
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Western au in which George has stumbled upon a crossroads; he has to decide between the life he's always known, and the life he never thought he'd want.
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- Part 3 of dreaming of days of a different life
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somewhere in these eyes, i'm on your side by wizardwiles
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Sep 2020
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Dream brought a hand to the side of George’s helmet. George leaned into his touch, feeling kind of pathetic as his face met the cold glass and plastic interior, imagining what it would be like if it was actually Dream’s hand - probably warm and calloused. Real.
“You’re the one good thing in this terrible place,” Dream said, his voice soft and low.
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Realistic Among Us au in which Technoblade is found dead, Dream’s the main suspect, and George is either stupid or tenacious enough to try to prove his innocence.
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“I’ll bite,” George begrudgingly agreed, “What’s your terms?”
“I get to buy you a drink,”
Without missing a beat, George retorted, “So you can get me drunk and steal everything I own for the second time?”
“You’re such an idiot,” Dream teased with surprising softness in his words, “I just want to talk to you,”
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Western au in which George and Dream accidentally reconvene after Dream’s betrayal months prior.
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- Part 2 of dreaming of days of a different life
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Dream placed his elbow on his knee, leaning forward with the utmost antagonism as he said, “I bet it’s real easy for you, living on daddy’s money,”
“Daddy’s money?” George repeated lowly and slowly, his voice grave and his eyes intense, “I’ve worked for everything I own, you bastard,”
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Western au in which Dream is an outlaw on the run, George and Sapnap get roped into the pandemonium, and conflicts, both internal and external, arise.
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- Part 1 of dreaming of days of a different life
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Ford frowned and pointed his sci-fi gun at Bill, his outstretched arm only a few feet away from his target, “Give me one reason why I shouldn’t shoot you where you stand,”
Bill scowled, his body posture and attitude reeking of petulance, “Is that any way to greet a guest?”
“You aren’t welcome here as a guest,” Ford argued, teeth grit.
“Okay, what about as a friend?”
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In which Bill comes to Ford with one more offer.
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Best of Three by wizardwiles
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
03 May 2020
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Benvolio would never admit it, but he missed the feeling, the inextricable ache in his chest that tells him he’s meant to be like this, close to the love of his life.
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In which Benvolio and Mercutio decide have a few practice duels and end up doing a bit more than dueling.
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Theophobia by wizardwiles
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
27 Jan 2020
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“Am I a joke to you?” Benvolio’s tone was deeply vexed, yet Mercutio did not cease his chuckling.
He sibilated once more, this time with acrimony, “I take no interest in your childish wiles,”
The drunk boy, now straddling his struggling friend, gazed at him with impervious eyes, smiled at him with quirked lips, “Then why is it that you allow yourself to play into them with such ease?”
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The chronicle of Benvolio and Mercutio’s love from its inception to untimely death.
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The Angel I Couldn't Kill by wizardwiles
Fandoms: SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare
02 Dec 2019
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Mercutio’s reticence was an act of ferocity, not towards the world that killed him, but to Benvolio, the man who loved him.
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In which Benvolio helplessly watches his beloved Mercutio die after his fight with Tybalt. -
Silver by wizardwiles
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
02 Nov 2019
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There the two stood, ivory and ebony in eternal love.
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The mastermind must pay a recompense of sorts to her beloved before she may set foot under the gallant gate on the hill.Series
- Part 3 of Greyscales
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Ebony by wizardwiles
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
14 Oct 2019
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Kaede could not win, and her dearest admirer Tsumugi could not either.
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A tale of infatuation, atonement, lamentation - regicide as an act of Tsumugi's design.Series
- Part 2 of Greyscales
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Ivory by wizardwiles
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
23 Sep 2019
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Tsumugi learns the Flea Waltz and falls deeper into a tempestuous love.
Kaede teaches the Flea Waltz and doesn't seem to love anyone.Series
- Part 1 of Greyscales