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your hands on my body (your hot hands) by woodenboy
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Aug 2025
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“Oh, please, you didn’t want to eat her, you wanted to fuck her!”
“What’s the difference?”
That gives Danny pause. What is that supposed to mean?
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one miracle too many by bluemu
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
26 Sep 2021
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After the battle of Yavin, when it feels like the war is on pause, Luke rides the high of winning and surviving and that translates to dragging Han off to make out in dark corners. And stuff.
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30 Mar 2026
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let gravity be my sculptor by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
29 Mar 2025
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“No more doctor’s appointments,” he says to Armand, who’s perched in one of Daniel’s squashy armchairs, scrolling listlessly on his iPad. “But maybe we should book you in with one. When’s the last time you had a prostate exam?”
“Ha,” says Armand, without looking up. “Why, are you offering?”
Or: when Daniel gets turned into a vampire, Armand gets turned back into a human. It’s not going well.
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02 Mar 2026
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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Bookmarked by woodenboy
20 Oct 2024
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Daniel visits Armand on the Night Island after he’s turned in Dubai.
"What’s next? A yacht? A summer house? An island? You’re ridiculous."
“Do you want them?” Armand asks him seriously. “A yacht, a summer house, an island?”
"What do you mean I—no, I don’t. Jesus, Armand.” Sometimes he thinks he could really do without a boyfriend who wasn’t into grand romantic gestures, especially because Armand has such a propensity for inventing new ways to make Daniel feel like a class traitor. He kisses his sweaty head, places a palm on his chest and taps it with a finger. “I don’t need an island. You’re it, baby.”
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26 Sep 2024
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Armand takes up art. He gets discovered on Instagram almost immediately.
The thing about that is, Armand gets popular on his own. And it doesn’t take long for the media to connect the dots and start interviewing the two of them together, trying to make them into a B-list power couple.
“So, Armand,” the latest TV anchor is saying, leaning forward while one of Armand’s charred art pieces sits on the table between them. “Your art: so evocative, so poignant. Tell us: why the fire as a medium?”
“I like fire,” Armand says with concerningly visible honesty.
or: those two old men are in love and move in together. Armand searches for identity; Daniel, as all writers, does his level best to not actually write.
Also: this fic is medically recommended for anyone who has suffered through the ordeal of having an HP printer.
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- Part 1 of A brick row house and two old men
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29 Jul 2024