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Wingman by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Aug 2020
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“Do you understand what will happen to you if you don’t smash your demon buddy? And since you’re”—Gabriel paused to search for the proper adjective to encompass all of Aziraphale’s Aziraphaleness, then settled on—“you, God commanded me to help you. And buddy, you need all the help you can get.”
Or: Gabriel’s assigned to be wingman for Aziraphale to keep him from Falling. He’s about as good at it as you’d imagine.
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The Arrangement by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 May 2020
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“We must be doing something wrong,” said Crowley, grimly determined. “There’s no way humans would be so obsessed with something so bloody awful.”
Or: Four and a half times they’re rather rubbish at it and one and a half times they get it right.
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First Bloom by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Sep 2019
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“I’ve heard all about you, of course,” Aziraphale chattered. “The fearsome god of the underworld.” He shot a grin over his shoulder. “You don’t seem all that fearsome to me.”
Crowley glared. He could be fearsome if he wanted to. He was just choosing not to be fearsome right now, since it required rather more effort than he preferred to exert.
“Actually, you seem rather sweet,” continued Aziraphale.
Crowley jerked up, scowling. “Sweet? Sweet? I am not sweet. What on earth makes you think I’m sweet?”
Aziraphale nodded towards Cerberus, who had flopped over onto his back, wriggling on his massive pillow, all four legs waving in the air. “Your dog has a pillow finer than your own throne,” he pointed out.
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Clandestine Affairs by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Aug 2019
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“How dare you!” Aziraphale shouts.
“It’s not personal!” the demon shouts back, peeking around the edge of the bookshelf. Aziraphale flings a blessing at him, but he jerks back before it can land. “I was assigned to you.”
“I’ll smite you back to Hell, you—you—snake!”
“Funny you should say that,” the demon mutters, before lifting his voice again. “Or how about we carry on what we’re doing and not attract the attention from Downstairs, yeah? Or Upstairs, for that matter.”
Or: Aziraphale has been assigned to secure The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. He really shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Hell had an agent of their own assigned to him.
Luckily for him, Crowley is a dreadful spy.
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All the Things You Mean to Me by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Aug 2019
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Aziraphale tries his hand at tempting (and fails), gets himself into trouble, finds a friend and nearly loses him, and realizes just what Crowley means to him in the process.
On the other hand, Crowley has always known what Aziraphale means to him. It’s obvious.
Or: Five things Crowley is to Aziraphale, and one thing Aziraphale is to Crowley.
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Courting Disaster by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2019
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Under the words 1. Lust, Aziraphale writes, sloppily, why the bloody hell did you start with LUST. Then he sighs with his whole body and tosses the pen back onto his desk.
Foolish. Ridiculous. He’d gone from complaining about how Crowley moves too fast for him to jumping straight in, feet first, blindfolded, and directly into a pond full of snapping reptiles. What does he, an angel, know about lust?
Or: Aziraphale turns to The Good Book for tips on how to court a demon.
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Yield Under Pressure by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Aug 2019
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Aziraphale’s eyes crack back to him, like a pistol whip. The fixed look enters his gaze again. Crowley stares flatly back. He’s been an apex predator for far longer than Aziraphale ever has. But then Aziraphale wrenches his eyes away and roughly shakes his head. “I really don’t. I—that is to say—she—”
“Who?” Crowley demands furiously. “Michael? Beezlebub?”
“Second.”
Anger bubbles up in Crowley’s chest, but he tamps it down. It can wait. “What did she do?”
“I don’t know, Crowley!” It’s almost like their normal bickering, except Aziraphale is shaking so hard that Crowley can hear his wings rustle. “She said—she—” He squeezes his eyes shut. “‘Fall, or die. The choice is yours’.”
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All This (and More) by writeonclara for Talli
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Aug 2019
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“What did you say S.H.I.E.L.D. stands for?”
“Sexual Headquarters, Intimate Encounters, and Lovin’ Dick,” Fury says, completely straight-faced.
“Oh my god,” Steve says, weakly.
“The ‘Lovin’ Dick’ was Barton’s contribution,” Bucky says, grinning at him, all casual-like, as if he isn’t stark fucking naked. “We couldn’t think of anything else.”
OR: Steve Rogers, Accidental Porn Star.
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This Simple Feeling by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Aug 2019
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Crowley hates being a snake. But if it means he can selfishly steal pieces of affection from Aziraphale, well, upon thy belly thou shall go.
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forgotten (but not gone) by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jul 2019
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“Angel,” this demon accuses, somehow managing to hiss the word despite the lack of sibilant letters.
Aziraphale tips his chin up, wondering why his heart had stumbled strangely at the title. It’s what he is, and has been so for millennia. Coming from this demon, though, it has the feeling of—of an endearment, somehow, which is just foolish beyond all words. “Serpent,” is what his mouth says, but then his teeth click shut around the word.
The demon’s eyes widen. “You know me then?”
Aziraphale shakes his head.
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We’ll Meet Again by writeonclara
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Apr 2019
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ENDGAME SPOILERS BELOW
“Steve,” Peggy said, tone all business again. “Tell me why you’re here.”
Steve’s lips pursed into a smile, but it was a small, tight thing. Twisted by years of anger and grief. Vengeful.
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“Hi,” Bucky said.
The guy froze, looking up at Bucky with startled—and really rather stunning—blue eyes. Bucky tipped his head up and curved his sweetest smile at him, which he figured would a) charm the guy out of wanting to fight him or b) would further annoy him. Bucky was hoping for the former.
Instead of doing either a) or b), the angry blond looked over Bucky's head, looked back down at his feet, and then said, all in a rush, “I’m Steve.”
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"Look, just meet him, will you? I promise you'll like him."
"Yeah, all right. Fine, I'll meet this mystery man of yours. What's his name?"
That was a very good question. "Shir--" Lestrade started, then stopped abruptly. What had he been planning on saying? Shirley? And what male name started with 'Shir?'
In desperation, Lestrade looked around the room. Shirbook? Shirdoor? Shirframe? Shirknob?
"Shir--lock. Sherlock. His name is Sherlock."
Or: In a misguided attempt at altruism, Lestrade sets John up with a tall, dark, and handsome bloke named Sherlock. Too bad Sherlock doesn’t exist.
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How to Woo the Winter Soldier by writeonclara
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Feb 2019
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“I think I’m ready to date again,” Steve said.
“What,” Natasha said.
“What?” Clint said, lowering his binoculars. He blinked at the dumbstruck look on the Captain’s face, then followed his gaze to where he was staring dopily at—at the Winter fucking Soldier.
“Steve, no,” Clint groaned.
Or: Steve courts the Winter Soldier.
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I [Heart] You by writeonclara
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Aug 2018
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“Steve’s been hit with a curse,” Natasha said. She said it calmly, so Bucky didn’t immediately go flying out of the apartment to tear apart the Tower in search of Steve. Then again, Natasha would probably be calm if New York City spontaneously burst into flames. He lowered the coffee pot and squinted at her.
“Of course he has,” he said. He felt, abruptly, exhausted. “What is it?”
“The witch kept ranting about sexual repression and archaic moral principles,” she continued blithely.
“It’s not like you to prevaricate, Romanov.”
Natasha pressed her lips together. For a moment, Bucky thought she might start laughing. “It might be easier just to show you.”
OR: Steve’s been hit with a rather telling curse.
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Best Laid Plans by writeonclara
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
31 May 2018
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“Tony. What the hell are you doing here?”
“We were hungry,” Stark said, at least pretending like this was all one big happy coincidence. “And it just so happened we were in the neighborhood—”
“You were not in the neighborhood,” Steve snarled and woah. Bucky perked up at that tone of voice. “If all of you”—he snapped his hand out at the group, nearly whacking the goddamn alien god in the face—“were in the neighborhood, then the neighborhood would be on fire.”
“—we were in the neighborhood,” Stark continued, unfazed, raising his voice over Steve’s rant, “and thought, how about some lunch between friends?”
Or: The Avengers crash Steve and Bucky’s date. Steve reacts badly, Bucky sulks, and all their friends are super helpful.
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- Part 2 of Good Vibrations
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American Bombshell by writeonclara
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 May 2018
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Captain America wakes up in the future and runs straight into a sex shop. Bucky accidentally traumatizes him with novelty silicone dicks.
And then: aliens.
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- Part 1 of Good Vibrations
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if u wanted my number u couldve just asked
u didnt have to steal my whole phone ;)
Steve stared down at his phone, confused. He didn't recognize the number – except, oh wait, he really did. That was his number. On his phone.
He flipped the phone over, then slid one hand down his face. Not his phone.
“Fuck,” he muttered.
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The serum does wear off, but Steve still makes it to the 21st century. The future means a boring desk job at S.H.I.E.L.D., until the Winter Soldier shoots his boss and then breaks into his apartment. Repeatedly.
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Begin Again by writeonclara
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
26 Apr 2018
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When Stamford first told John about Sherlock, John thought, I've done this before.