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Wingman by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Aug 2020
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“Do you understand what will happen to you if you don’t smash your demon buddy? And since you’re”—Gabriel paused to search for the proper adjective to encompass all of Aziraphale’s Aziraphaleness, then settled on—“you, God commanded me to help you. And buddy, you need all the help you can get.”
Or: Gabriel’s assigned to be wingman for Aziraphale to keep him from Falling. He’s about as good at it as you’d imagine.
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The Arrangement by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 May 2020
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“We must be doing something wrong,” said Crowley, grimly determined. “There’s no way humans would be so obsessed with something so bloody awful.”
Or: Four and a half times they’re rather rubbish at it and one and a half times they get it right.
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First Bloom by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Sep 2019
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“I’ve heard all about you, of course,” Aziraphale chattered. “The fearsome god of the underworld.” He shot a grin over his shoulder. “You don’t seem all that fearsome to me.”
Crowley glared. He could be fearsome if he wanted to. He was just choosing not to be fearsome right now, since it required rather more effort than he preferred to exert.
“Actually, you seem rather sweet,” continued Aziraphale.
Crowley jerked up, scowling. “Sweet? Sweet? I am not sweet. What on earth makes you think I’m sweet?”
Aziraphale nodded towards Cerberus, who had flopped over onto his back, wriggling on his massive pillow, all four legs waving in the air. “Your dog has a pillow finer than your own throne,” he pointed out.
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Clandestine Affairs by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Aug 2019
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“How dare you!” Aziraphale shouts.
“It’s not personal!” the demon shouts back, peeking around the edge of the bookshelf. Aziraphale flings a blessing at him, but he jerks back before it can land. “I was assigned to you.”
“I’ll smite you back to Hell, you—you—snake!”
“Funny you should say that,” the demon mutters, before lifting his voice again. “Or how about we carry on what we’re doing and not attract the attention from Downstairs, yeah? Or Upstairs, for that matter.”
Or: Aziraphale has been assigned to secure The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. He really shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Hell had an agent of their own assigned to him.
Luckily for him, Crowley is a dreadful spy.
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All the Things You Mean to Me by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Aug 2019
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Aziraphale tries his hand at tempting (and fails), gets himself into trouble, finds a friend and nearly loses him, and realizes just what Crowley means to him in the process.
On the other hand, Crowley has always known what Aziraphale means to him. It’s obvious.
Or: Five things Crowley is to Aziraphale, and one thing Aziraphale is to Crowley.
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Part One: Cupid's Error (You Mocha Me Crazy)
Sam and Gabriel (and extremely bad pickup lines).Part Two: Cupid's Arrow (Your Love is a Tragic Comedy)
Dean and Castiel (and extremely bad ideas).- Words:
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Good Vibrations by writeonclara
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
31 May 2018
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Zoro is nothing if not a good protector. But when it's Sanji's turn to receive that protection, he feels conflicted. Sanji spent his early life wishing someone would protect him. But that was years ago, and he doesn't need protecting anymore. Certainly not by Zoro.
Or, Sanji falls overboard, and Zoro jumps in after him.
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“God fucking damnit, I think you cracked a rib.”
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09 Jul 2025
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Wado is different. Not only is the white sword clearly special to Zoro, but her haki signature is also the least threatening of the three. She still feels dangerous, like any powerful weapon should, but it’s a serene sort of strength—something like a still, deep body of water or Zoro’s powerful body held still in meditation.
Sanji chases that familiar sensation deep into the ocean, even as his lungs start to burn and the pressure of the water threatens to crush him from above. Wado has been with the Straw Hats even longer than Sanji has, and he refuses to let the ocean have her.
Or; Sanji dives into the water after Wado, Zoro shares a secret in the middle of the night, and something shifts irrevocably between them.
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Bookmarked by writeonclara
09 Jul 2025
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Jim and BlairStarsky and HutchZoro and Sanji get stuck in a bad cop-show fanfic cliche.- Language:
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05 Jul 2025
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Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.
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04 Jul 2025