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In Craig's eyes, the school play was for dorky loners; kids who put themselves out there on stage only to become rejects, a kind of social suicide that's 10 times deadlier if you're a dude. After 16 long years of maintaining a decent standing in the popularity hierarchy, Craig wasn't looking to fuck all of that hard work up, so he stayed as far from the drama department as he could. Craig was a boy that generally tried to keep to himself, to blend into the background, and having a bright spotlight on you while you recite corny lines was in no way conducive to either of those things.
All this to say, the thought of going to another show, much less auditioning for the school play, would have never even crossed Craig's mind.
Then Tweek Tweak came on stage.
Tweek Tweak, who Craig had been helplessly, embarrassingly in love with since around the 9th grade.
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Craig decides to audition for his school's production of Romeo and Juliet in an attempt to finally talk to the guy he's in love with.
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12 May 2026
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Craig Tucker, the most wicked of all witches, is finally captured by the Grand Witch Council.
His punishment for all his crimes: becoming the familiar of Tweek Tweak, the weakest witch of them all.Bookmarked by xstaruz
05 Apr 2026
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Senior Prom is just around the corner for the boys, and it involves drama around who's going to prom with who.
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Tweek is tutoring Craig in physics,
Stan is hopelessly in love with Kyle,
and Craig and Stan are cousins
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05 Apr 2026
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Feldspar knows it's wrong.
His attraction to the heir of the last barbarian tribe has done nothing but bring him shame and disappointment. But that doesn't stop him from admiring Tweek, wishing he could see Feldspar as Feldpsar sees him. So, despite how much it kills him inside to travel with the man, he can't bring himself to leave.
Being with Tweek is worth the pain, even if he's been acting a bit strange lately.
#Craigweek2026
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10 Feb 2026
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“At least I don't stomp around with a bad attitude and a shitty hat! Maybe you're right Craig, maybe your training is perfect - but you distract people with how nasty you are and how ridiculous you look in that thing! What are you, ten years old?!”.
“Leave my hat out of this! I wear it for a practical reason - it keeps my ears warm!”.
“Ooh, cold ears! Now there's a tragedy if I ever saw one!”, Tweek retorted sarcastically.
The Oxford Comma is a bar on the main strip in Denver that entices people inside with bright lights that mesmerize and illuminate stained glass windows. But young bartender Craig Tucker contrasts warm and inviting. He’s nonchalant at best but well-known to cantankerous, sardonic and well - just plain RUDE.
There’s a reason the bar goes through employees almost as fast as he changes his own underwear - Craig does NOT play nice with others. He doesn’t just keep his cards close to his chest, he keeps them buried six feet under.
But one blistering cold December night a lost looking blonde stranger enters the bar and successfully acquires a job working alongside Craig
How do Tweek and Craig go from Strangers to Enemies to Friends to Lovers?!
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