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What Mulder did tonight was not safe. But it was deniable.
After the events of Millennium, Scully reflects on the events of her evening.
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In the middle of a frustrating case, Scully ends up in an awkward situation with the suspect thinking he's Mulder.
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Scully reconsiders a conversation they've had time and time again and decides to act on it.
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Love Letters by xxenjoy for JackIronsides
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Feb 2023
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Jaskier writes down all his feelings in a letter he never expects Geralt to see - only for Geralt to arrive shortly after, snowed out of Kaer Morhen.
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Geralt and Jaskier try something new.
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The Twice-Told Tale by arysteia
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
24 May 2012
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For someone he'd hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony's pretty sure it's his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard's expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he's certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve's. Steve's pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that's not hypocritical at all.
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04 Feb 2023
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another taste of heavenly rush by ReinventAndBelieve for witchertrashbag (sargassostories)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Jul 2020
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Everything was going swimmingly until Geralt throttled a man on his behalf and it was the most arousing thing he’d ever witnessed. Now Jaskier is pressed up against him on a horse riding from a town in which they are no longer welcome with what has got to be the most obnoxiously persistent erection of his life because he can’t stop imagining those hands around his throat.
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11 Aug 2020
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A Blessing, A Curse by aileenrose
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Apr 2020
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"For a while, Jaskier doesn’t know he’s cursed. It feels like free will, going back down that mountain, just as dangerous down as the way up, and alone this time, too. The descent is fast, maybe even reckless, but Jaskier’s feeling numb and out-of-sorts anyways, Geralt’s words simmering in his mind, and at the time it doesn’t feel like he’s being pulled on by anything but his own desire to get away."
Based off a post that Geralt's words on the mountain are granted by the djinn.
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26 Jul 2020
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Jaskier has written a lot of ballads about some woman who has stolen his heart. The thing is, he's been on the road with Geralt for the past month. He hasn't had any time to court a woman, much less have his heart broken by her. So who is this woman? The answer may shock you.
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“There’s no lady,” Geralt says.
Jaskier trails off. “Well, of course not,” he says instead. “I imagine a woman would take grave offense to the frequency with which we give our patronage to brothels, not to mention your unseemly habit of bathing in monster blood and other revolting gunk.” He wrinkles his nose. “Perhaps I should write an ode to your masterful powers of observation next.”
“But you were talking about a woman tonight,” Geralt continues, ignoring Jaskier entirely.
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all the liars in the world by kageygirl
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jul 2020
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"Jaskier, how drunk are you?" he asks, and Jaskier breathes a laugh into Geralt's shoulder.
"I am excellently drunk, Geralt, I've done a very good job of it. I am as drunk as a Skelligen skunk."
"There are no skunks on Skellige."
"I am as drunk as a Skelligen monk, then."
Which is fairly drunk, all things considered; Skelligens don't fuck around about that sort of thing.
Geralt has been foolish about many things in his long life, and every time to his detriment; he'll not make the mistake of deluding himself that someone like Jaskier, with all the world open to him and everything to offer in return, would ever really choose Geralt's company in that way.
(Geralt may not be a reliable narrator of his own life.)
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