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    Part one: Andrew and Neil go out for groceries, come back with cats.

    Part two: Kevin and Aaron's simultaneous catalysts of each other's bisexual awakenings. Kevaaron. Also Andriel and Wholesome Twinyards.

    Part three: The aftermath of Part two. Everyone finding out, and how the relationship affects all involved. Lets just say that Kevaaron, Andriel & Wholesome Twinyards are a running theme throughout the series.

    Part four: Andrew and Aaron look into their birth father. Wholesome Twinyards + Kevaaron and Andriel.

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    Wymack’s voice trails off, words stuttering to an abrupt stop. All heads turn, slowly following the path of Wymack’s gaze.

    Andrew spots him almost immediately - hair as black as night, curls gentle and full atop his head. He’s got a bruise the size of a baseball around his eye, freckles spattered out around it like an explosion of stardust. His eyes are the colour of the sky, cresting with storm clouds.

    His hands are in his pockets as he walks by, fisted around something. He doesn’t look at any of them as he passes, eyes downcast.

    Andrew’s never seen him before.

    “What the hell happened to your face, Neil?” Wymack shouts, voice startling in the aftermath of silence. Neil doesn’t stop, plundering by the team and their coach without a second-glance.

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    In which Wymack adopts Neil at the age of 13, after the world has already chewed him up and spit him back out a few times over.

    The Foxes are still the Foxes, and Neil and Andrew are still destined to find each other.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    Neil is a math nerd who, by a stroke of dumb luck, falls into a group of friends that are the closest thing to family he’s ever had. So, when he tells them about his new mysterious crush, he shouldn’t be surprised how immediately they come up with a plan to help win them over. One they insist that if Neil follows it, he’ll have them falling for him in no time. But things don’t always go to plan – or do they?

    Nicky wants to set him up with someone else. Matt and Jeremy are confused but supportive. Allison and Seth offer lewd suggestions, while Dan does her best to keep everyone in line. Jean and Renee know something, Aaron doesn’t really care, and Kevin just wants Neil to join the lacrosse team.

    But one thing’s for certain – whether Neil’s successful or not, everyone’s got money riding on this.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    “Have you considered the possibility that Neil has chosen you, but believes you have not chosen him?” Renee says. "Have you ever explicitly told him what you want?”

    “Neil knows what I want,” Andrew snaps. This is not Andrew’s fault.

    “How do you know?”

    Because Neil always knows. He is as fluent in Andrew’s micro-expressions as he is in German and French. He knows which head tilts mean “go on” and which ones mean “shut up.” Without ever asking, he learned what it meant to see Andrew wearing double layers of long sleeves, or taking multiple showers in a day, and learned to hand Andrew the car keys.

    That has always been the most terrifying thing about Neil — his patience to wait, watch, listen, learn. The prospect that if Neil were given enough time, there would be no part of Andrew that was just Andrew’s anymore.

    “He has to know,” Andrew says.

    “Does he?” Renee says. “Have you ever known Neil to assume that he is wanted?”

    Five times Neil tells someone that he and Andrew aren’t dating, and one time Andrew uses his words to set the record straight.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that's not what it's called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he's not going to make it out of this weekend alive.

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    30 Jun 2025

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    Theo breathes out from his nose, eyeing Scott carefully but not hostile. “Yes. It helped the image they wanted me to sell; Well groomed with a nice big house. Less likely to be investigated by concerned parents that way. They deemed it a necessary expense.”

    “Huh,” Stiles says, honing back into the conversation. “So what about now?”

    “What? I just told you-”

    “Yeah yeah the haircuts,” he flaps his hand, dismissing Theo’s rebuttal. “But the nice big house,” he says, putting air quotes around ‘nice big house’. “Did they leave that in the will for you or…?”

    Liam feels his stomach drop down into his ass, making his feet shake, and his lungs rocket up to his throat, closing his airways. He’s never been this angry and scared at the same time before. Screw Theo and his stupid ‘you only feel one emotion at a time’ philosophy.

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    Or, the pack finds out Theo is homeless, and Liam is very Normal about him.

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    27 Jun 2025

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