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    The Naked Truth by for pennkoad

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Marvel  

    19 Jul 2014

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    Wade is not a cat person. But maybe he'll make an exception to get into some cute guy's pants.

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    19 Jan 2025

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    this is the life by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    29 Dec 2021

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    An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.

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    Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.

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    04 Jan 2025

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    The Merc's For Money and their Quest to Save Deadpool's Imaginary Boyfriend by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse)  

    16 Jun 2019

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    U not bby boi. Who dis? Wade punched into the phone, doing his best not to crack the screen with the pressure of his fingers.

    It took less than a minute for a new message to appear on screen.

    Baby Boiii: An old friend.

    Baby Boiii: What are you doing with someone like this?

    A picture followed and this time the screen did crack in Wade's grip.
    It's Peter. The picture is dark and musty looking, but he'd know that mound of brown hair and determined eyes anywhere. He's in the same Deadpool shirt he was wearing this morning, only it's now crumpled, dirty, and stained with blood. His arms were bound above his head. A gruesome cut on his forehead left a large trail of blood down his face, where he was glaring fiercely at the camera with his mouth gagged.

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    When Madcap kidnaps Wade's boyfriend, Peter Parker, it's up to him and the Merc's for Money to save this "imaginary lover" before it's too late.

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    31 Dec 2024

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    SpideyPool Epic Road Trip Adventure AKA The Time Peter Parker Got Kidnapped by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    27 Jan 2023

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    “I’m like a DoorDasher but instead of taking an order of Taco Bell four for four to the dorm room that smells like weed and axe body spray I am bringing you, some cumbag-sorry- scumbag to someone you pissed off to get-” He made a finger gun and pointed it at Peter’s head- “ka-blow. Well assume, maybe not. Maybe more like ‘Oh god please I’ll tell you anything just stop breaking my toes’, no clue why they want ya.”

    Almost two years post No Way Home Peter Parker is living life as the invisible man, no friends, no family, no real connections. That is until a mysterious red clad man drops down from the heavens to kidnap him. Turns out the merc has no idea about his secret identity, he is the only person in 17 months who seems to care about Peter Parker. And not in a good way.

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    29 Dec 2024

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    you are the space in my bed by

    Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    05 Jun 2013

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    There are rules, damn it. Number one: never sneak up on Peter while he’s napping or he will end up on the ceiling. Number two: stop trying to get in Peter’s pants. Wade stops listening after that one because he doesn’t like rules.

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    26 Dec 2024