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    Patterns of Behaviour by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    15 Mar 2020

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    Over the years, Yennefer notices that Geralt and Jaskier’s life can be really bloody weird at times.

    Alternative summary: five Geraskier fandom tropes that our boys find completely normal, and one that isn’t at all.

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    18 Jun 2025

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    From Geneva With Love by

    Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)  

    01 Oct 2015

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    Illya had very reluctantly agreed to ‘take a break’ with Napoleon after a year spent working for U.N.C.L.E., and was now regretting it. Granted, given how secretive Napoleon had been about it all, Illya had become increasingly convinced as they stole away from New York that their ‘little holiday’ was going to perhaps involve felonies, deviant sexual behaviour and perhaps an international incident or two.

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    26 Jan 2025

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    Finders Keepers by

    Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)  

    27 Aug 2015

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    Gaby is no help either, because every time Napoleon even broaches the subject of how Illya has the uncanny ability to find him, she says such hurtful and awful things like, “Maybe you’re just easy to find.”

    It's not bugs and it's not trackers, so how does Illya keep finding Napoleon, no matter where he goes?

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    23 Jan 2025

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    Impossible to Forget by

    Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)  

    17 Jun 2017

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    Amnesia!Fic. Napoleon doesn't know who the big Russian is who's come to rescue him, but somehow he trusts him. He can always kill him later if it comes to that.

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    23 Jan 2025

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    All You Need is Love (and Chocolate Cake) by

    Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)  

    23 Mar 2016

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    The way to an U.N.C.L.E. agent’s heart is through his stomach; or: how to cook for – and fall in love with – your partner in ten easy steps.

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    16 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    at this point I think I must come to terms with having a thing for food