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The good part about knowing Eskel was that Geralt did not have to pay the $10 entrance fee on his way into the party. The bad part about knowing Eskel was that he was immediately dragged to the sign-in table, given a name tag that he we would have rather done without, introduced to about seven people whose names he immediately forgot, and shown the giant white board where people were writing their names, things they were looking for in a scene and what they were wearing, which, cumulatively, was more than Geralt was prepared to handle first thing.
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The monofin mermaid tail was something that Steve has gotten very used to in the past few years. Was Merman Performer on his list of hypothetical jobs for when he graduated high school? No. Did it pay surprisingly well and was it satisfying to be the center of everyone's attention when he swam? Fuck yeah.
It also didn't hurt that Eddie was into the whole...merman thing. More than once he'd surprised Steve in their own backyard nearly Olympic sized pool (financed mostly by Eddie’s burgeoning music career) dressed in a shitty pirate costume, come to seduce the lone merman.
Steve liked that too, despite the terrible pirate accent Eddie insisted on. But, to be fair, Steve liked most of the absurd, terrible, demeaning, or painful things Eddie did to him.
That was why he had agreed to...whatever this was.
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Hold Me Like A Knife by zade for ShitpostingfromtheBarricade
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
22 Apr 2024
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The season was changing, winter into an unseasonably warm spring, and the smithy was hot as balls. Éponine groaned in frustration, rolling her shoulders, before returning to the thankless task of hammering out yet another horseshoe. Damn the beasts and their four-legged-ness. They should have two, the proper number, and halve the work for her.
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Éponine is a blacksmith, Cosette is a knight who rescues princesses.
Gavroche is also there.
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There is something in the woods. Steve has faced down enough monsters now to know when something is off, and there’s something in the woods. The dead animal reports are hardly a surprise. The dead teens aren’t really either in a place like Hawkins, but it escalates much faster than Steve expects it to. A dead dog, dead deer, Tommy H.’s dumb face on the Hawkins Post along with the world’s most dishonest obituary, saying what a stand up guy he was, and a credit to the community.
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This is where my kinktober in july modern Enjoltaire fics live! Enjolras is a cis man and Grantaire is a non-op trans man, and they're switchy.
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- Part 3 of kinktober! in july
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Jaskier spies on Geralt having a private moment.
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for my kinktober in july (in august) challenge!Series
- Part 15 of kinktober! in july
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the next time someone points a gun at you (say shoot) by zade
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
16 Aug 2023
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“Is it loaded?” His familiarity with guns was less than with knives, but he was trailer trash from Indiana of all places. He had held a gun before. He checked. Unloaded. Popping the cylinder back in, he spun it around, just because he’d kind of always wanted to do that. He looked back at Steve, ready to share that it was unloaded and could probably be safely stowed in a box, but the look on Steve’s face pulled him up short.
Steve swallowed hard, eyes wide, lips parted—and that was his Danger Turns Me On face. Eddie knew that face intimately, and had needed to hide several of his knives to keep Steve from lusting after the idea of being threatened at the pointy end of them. “Is it?” Steve asked after a beat, sounding dry-mouthed.
“Is it what?”
Steve licked his lips, and swallowed again. “Loaded?”
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for my kinktober in july challenge (whoops)Series
- Part 14 of kinktober! in july
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“Yes. Yes, of course we can. But can we play in like…five minutes? Or, fuck, it doesn’t even have to be five, I just need my coffee first, okay. V?”
Venom was sulking, he could tell, and it didn’t bother to reply. Not sulking, it said, sulkily.
Smiling despite himself, Eddie went to open the milk container and realized his hand was still bound to his chest. “Hey, buddy? Little help?” He tried to tug his hand off of his chest, but it just wouldn’t budge, still wrapped up in strands of Venom like rope. “I can drink my coffee black, but neither of us like it. Do you really want my mouth to taste like black coffee for the next hour?” Venom didn’t reply, and Eddie decided to play his trump card. “I have chocolate syrup.”
What are you talking about, Eddie? We released your hand when you told us to wait. That was its teasing voice. Okay, so Venom wasn't planning to wait at all, then.
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for my kinktober in july challenge!Series
- Part 4 of symbiosis
- Part 13 of kinktober! in july
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“Hey, Eddie,” he said, taking a hesitant step towards him.
“Well, if it isn’t the sacrificial lamb. Did they tell you why you’re here?” Steve nodded, unsure if Eddie even really understood what was happening. He sounded like a man possessed. Fuck, he sort of was, wasn’t he? “Good. So you know I’m going to fuck your little brains out, then.”
Steve forced himself to laugh. “What, just like that? Whatever happened to romance?”
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written for my kinktober in july challenge!Series
- Part 12 of kinktober! in july
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“Rhysie! Good of you to finally make it. Glad your ol’ pal Jack warranted a visit when he fucking demanded it.” Handsome Jack doesn’t look up, gaze fixed on the reports he’s leafing through. He puts down the papers and lifts a data stick. It’s small and could even be innocuous, but Rhys knows Handsome Jack. “Anyways: upgrades. Come here, cupcake, daddy’s got some new toys for you.”
Rhys puts his hands up in what he hopes looks like a pacifying gesture. It’s not that he doesn’t trust Handsome Jack—no, it is that, it’s exactly that, and also he’s learned his lesson about plugging random things into his brain, thanks. “My software is all up to date, but thanks.”
Handsome Jack reaches the other hand below the desk and emerges with a gun, which he points directly at Rhys without even looking where it’s pointed. Freaky, and unfortunately, a little hot. “Sorry, wasn’t asking. I can put this data stick in your brain or I can put a bullet there instead. Your choice.” Handsome Jack glances up at Rhys and smiles a disarming smile. “I’m fine either way.”
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written for my kinktober in july challenge!Series
- Part 11 of kinktober! in july
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He tried shifting subtly away from Eddie, hoping to put any amount of space between himself and Eddie's dick, but with even that amount of movement, Steve butted up against the slats. The noise he made against the door was quiet, but Steve couldn't imagine it was too soft to go unnoticed. He gasped, reflexively, and Eddie slammed his hand over Steve's mouth.
Steve's breathing sounded even louder through his nose and he could barely hear over his own breathing to know if anyone had heard them.
"Quiet," Eddie whispered almost inaudibly in his ear, and Steve shivered, his skin erupting into goosebumps.
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for my kinktober in july challenge!Series
- Part 10 of kinktober! in july
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The thing was, Steve knew he was a jealous guy, okay? Like, it was a terrible way to be, and he often wished he wasn’t, but he was a jealous guy, always had been. It was just previously, it had been jealousy over other people. But Eddie brought out the weird in him. Always had.
And the other thing was, Eddie loved his guitar. It made sense! The guitar was expensive, the guitar was his ticket out of Hawkins, the guitar was how he made music. But sometimes watching the way he cleaned her, the way his fingers moved so carefully up and down her strings—the way he kissed her good morning?
Steve was green with envy. And green was not a good color on him.
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for day 16 of my kinktober in july challenge!Series
- Part 9 of kinktober! in july
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"Do you want me to stop?" Eddie asked, low and dangerous. Steve shivered, muscles tensing and his ass clenching on nothing. Goddamn, he wanted to get fucked. Just in like, two minutes.
"No, I mean of course not, but—"
Eddie laughed, and Steve could feel it against his face, a warm puff of air, and Steve went pink. Steve was about to step back from Eddie, about to pull off the blindfold, when Eddie grabbed a handful of his hair and tugged, and all of Steve’s higher brain function went out the door. He could hear himself panting, and Jesus, was he really breathing that hard?
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for my kinktober in july challenge!Series
- Part 8 of kinktober! in july
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“That’s right. Good girl.” Eddie watched him for a reaction and was not surprised to see Steve blush even harder.
“Dude, that’s not funny,” Steve moaned, like Eddie couldn’t see his half-chub literally right there in front of his fucking face.
Eddie grinned, stepping back to grab the dress he’d caught Steve eyeing from the bag of costumes chilling in his room. “No. It’s not funny at all.”
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for my kinktober in july challenge!Series
- Part 7 of kinktober! in july
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They were in the woods alongside of the lake, which was like, hardly safe, but Eddie and Steve knew the forest like the back of their hands. Most people would be on the other side of the lake, where there were sandy shores and picnic benches and rocks that were climbable.
They were on the bad side with rocky beaches and nowhere good to sit, and Eddie kissed Steve hard on the mouth and said, “Here’s good.”
“Here?” Steve replied, voice full of skepticism and fear of being caught, of being found out, but he knew what the plan was, and he had had plenty of time to object. Honestly Eddie found Steve being afraid and still agreeing to things kind of hot, not that he’d ever admit it to Steve. “What if someone…” He trailed off, looking at Eddie desperately in the moonlight.
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for my kinktober in july challenge!Series
- Part 6 of kinktober! in july
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Eddie leaned in to steal a hard kiss from Steve. He was mean, biting and fucking into Steve's mouth with his tongue and it left Steve gasping. “Okay. When I say, ‘enough of this charade,’ you’ll know it’s happening. Got it?”
Steve had nodded, and then waited for it to come up. When it hadn’t in weeks, Steve let go of the fantasy. Or, well, not let go, per se. It had become a frequent feature in his masturbation routine, which was a little less robust than it used to be, what with Eddie there to fuck him senseless. But still. He thought about it. Occasionally.
But somehow he was not at all ready for Eddie to come in and just…start the scene.
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for day 7 of my kinktober in july challenge!Series
- Part 5 of kinktober! in july
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“Wouldn’t be hot if I fucked you while you were asleep?” Eddie had asked. “If I woke you up by fucking you hard?”
And Steve’s eyes had gotten all wide and his face all flushed and he had said hoarsely, “Yeah, Eddie, that would be hot.”
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for day 4 of my kinktober in july challenge!Series
- Part 4 of kinktober! in july
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Blinking away the darkness and the fear, Steve realized with a start that he recognized his attacker. “Munson?” he said doubtfully, and Eddie Munson pushed whatever weapon was clenched in his fist closer to Steve’s throat, which shut him right up.
“What’s this?” Eddie asked, arching an eyebrow theatrically. He was standing there in the summer heat in his denim vest, a long sleeved flannel shirt, and the tightest jeans Steve had ever seen—and somehow he didn’t seem to be covered in sweat. Steve was already sweaty, hair damp and palms clammy. “King Steve in my humble squat? Who sent you and what did they want?”
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cnc roleplay for day 2 of my kinktober in july challenge!Series
- Part 2 of kinktober! in july
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"Hey, V," he started, but then the sound faded from his left ear, too, like someone had unplugged his metaphorical headphones from reality. "V," he said again, a little more panicky. It was disconcerting; even with earplugs in, Eddie was used to being able to hear his own voice somewhat, echoing inside his skull, but there was nothing, just a void of absolute silence, like a big black hole.
You could not even begin to conceive of a black hole—let alone what one sounds like—with your puny human brain, Eddie, Venom said, sounding snobby and entirely unconcerned, which meant without a doubt that Venom had something to do with Eddie’s sudden hearing loss. Actually, you can't hear anything, can you, Eddie?
V, Eddie thought somewhat desperately, rather than saying something aloud he couldn't even hear, if you're doing this—
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day 1 of my own personal kinktober in july!Series
- Part 1 of kinktober! in july
- Part 3 of symbiosis
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who R you? (i really wanna know) by zade for muse_in_absentia
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
22 Apr 2023
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As the two of them begin to bicker, three things occurred to Enjolras suddenly: 1) All of his friends seemed to know who this R was, 2) R had gone to their school for at least the last four years, and 3) R was almost certainly a member of the core group.
He took a moment to be suitably embarrassed with himself at not knowing the nickname of one his closest friends—or possibly Montparnasse.