zemph147
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Does the Body Good 2: Does the Body Even Gooder by zemph147 for ghostalservice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Mar 2024
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Stede and Ed are sent on temporary sex mutiny.
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- Part 2 of Bodies Doing Good
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Stede Bonnet goes on vacation in the south of France and encounters a beautiful stranger on a nude beach.
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Through the Back Door by zemph147
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF, New Zealand Actor RPF
12 Aug 2023
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Mary Bonnet and Stede Bonnet try anal play for the first time twenty years into their marriage. Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 2 of Under the Rocks and Stones
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Choose Your Own Adventure: Reunion! by adhduck, CartoonMayor, ClaireGregory, CuriosCabinet, eefaevie, emi_rose, fake_geek_boy, ghostalservice, knotwerk, mxmollusca, petrichorca, wardrobespierre, xoxoemynn, zemph147
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 May 2023
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Everyone’s had a go at reuniting them but you. Would you like a shot?
A collaborative Choose Your Own Adventure story!
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A plumbing emergency forces Stede to source a screwdriver from the nearest man on Grindr.
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Under the Rocks and Stones by zemph147
Fandom New Zealand Actor RPF, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF
12 Aug 2023
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quiet now, you're sucking the charm out by foxtails for zacharybosch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Apr 2024
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There's a short list of people Ed should know better than to trust, and it pretty much begins and ends with the same fucking person. The same drunk person. The same drunk person who knows his middle name, date of birth, his phone passcode and somehow, without looking, the three digits on the back of his debit card.
She's his best fucking friend in the world, but fucking hell she's a fucking nightmare.
or: a meddling bestie, brand new nipple piercings, a crush he may or may not do anything about, day drinking, and a good thorough railing: the edward teach story.
Bookmarked by zemph147
23 Aug 2024
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calico jack buys some JO crystals for his best bros. izzy is too homophobic to help him charge them. ed helps him get over it.
Bookmarked by zemph147
30 May 2024
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The illustrated sexcapades of The Gentleman Pyrate and The Dread Pyrate Blackbeard by Lizluz
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Mar 2024
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Ed and Stede's cool and exciting sex adventures!
An illustrated fanfiction by Frenchie.Bookmarked by zemph147
01 Mar 2024
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There was always going to be a catch. There was always going to be some kind of terrible thing to counteract the unexpected selflessness of the two most selfish men Lucius knows.
And the terrible thing is sex. Because of course it is.
or: Lucius and the worst temporary roommates ever.
or: seventeen bad decisions in one sexy unethical trenchcoat: the musical
Bookmarked by zemph147
27 Feb 2024
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Ed knows hypnosis isn’t real. So when Stede mentions that he knows how to hypnotize people, Ed does the only reasonable thing and dares his co-captain to hypnotize him.
This might, in retrospect, have been a tactical error.
Bookmarked by zemph147
13 Feb 2024