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p3 fucks the everliving shit out of p2 idk what do i call this by rascalrascy
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)
02 Jun 2025
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25 Oct 2025
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In which Dave Strider recreationally antagonizes certain trolls of his acquaintance--dealer's choice as to who--without quite realizing the extent to which his talent for being smugly infuriating makes him the biggest blackflirt to never put out, with delightfully smutty consequences. Basically, give me Dave falling ass backwards into his very own blackromcom and getting in over his head, suddenly finding himself trying to fend off pitch solicitations and ashen interventions left and right. Multiple trolls waxing black for him and getting competitive over it would be delightful, and Dave getting terrifyingly and pleasurably wrecked by at least one of his suitors is a must.
THIS WILL BE LONG.
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02 Jul 2025
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When your kismesis is a conceited highblood, fucking and fighting is practically the same thing. (Cronus x Aranea smut)
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08 May 2025
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Cronus had better things to do than church. He always said grace with the others at dinner—well, he held everyone's hands and shut his yap for twenty seconds—and he didn't swear and use God's name in vain around Nonna. She didn't need to know that rosary hanging from his car mirror was mostly for show.
Father Kankri was the newest member of the clergy and he was always available for confession past usual hours. Working overtime and doubling down on his do-gooding, sounded like.
"It's natural to have obscene thoughts. Tell me about them, dear Cronus."
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31 Mar 2025
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John’s hobby had become a bit of an obsession. He had started out following his big sister around as she played at being a detective. Jane had always loved a good mystery; she especially liked showing off how smart she was when she solved it. John liked the thrill of the chase, being led along by one clue after another, his excitement building with each new question to be answered. Of course, neither he nor Jane could ever be a real detective, but it was enough to pretend. Or it had been, until the Prince and Argon appeared on the scene.
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19 Feb 2025