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Get me the fuck out of here by Pingviini
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Dec 2018
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Summary
Deadpool fools Spider-Man into breaking in to S.H.I.E.L.D. testing labs after hearing some delicious rumours of what's inside but comes across a red shiny button. One he probably, no, definitely shouldn't have pressed because something goes, oh so horribly, wrong and it's up to Wade Wilson to save his damsel in distress. And the fact that he had caused the distress is irrelevant. Deadpool is the mightiest hero, so just, shhhh~
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Are you done?” Bruce Wayne asks when their guest finally stops to take more than one breath. His tone is calm enough although all of them could sense the aggravation from his body language. Well, all of them excluding the man in red.
“Done?” the man in red chuckled. “I haven’t even started. This cave is fucking ridiculous. I’m curious – what did you tell the hired arms when they were building this? That they were digging you a sex dungeon where you would keep all your beautiful teenagers stored right next to your dinosaur statue and a coin, judging by the size of it, undoubtedly the pocket money of some gigantic kid you also made wear green spandex after shooting his parents at a circus. Why would you even keep a coin that size? What even are you? – Skrooge McDuck?”Series
- Part 2 of Deadpool wants to hang out with Spidey