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April 19th at 16:00
lancey lance: OKAY WHO’S ON HERE ROLL CALL HOES
emo kid: here
jesus christ is that a fucking gremlin: here
alluring: present!
local anime prince: here
space zelda: here!
literal sunshine: ^^
jesus christ is that a fucking gremlin: 7 out of 8, not bad
local anime prince: SHIRO WHERE ARE YOU
space dad: what?
lancey lance: yEAH 8 OUT OF 8
alluring: what did you need us for lance?
lancey lance: let’s play a game im bored
space zelda: what game?
lancey lance: something i like to call ‘who’s your fave’
jesus christ is that a fucking gremlin: not this again
lancey lance: i nEeD tO kNoW PiDgE
space dad: wait, how do you play?
emo kid: pretty much you just say who your favourite person on the chat is
emo kid: lance needs the love sometimes
lancey lance: keef i trusted you with that information
emo kid: oops
local anime prince: so we just say who our favourite person on the chat is
literal sunshine: yep
space zelda: sounds easy enough
local anime prince: shiro
space dad: matt
alluring: okay you two are out
local anime prince: r00d
jesus christ is that a fucking gremlin: feeling the brotherly love
space zelda: my favourite’s hunk~
literal sunshine: awh you’re my favourite too romelle uwu
space dad: can we take a minute to appreciate our pure children thank you
lancey lance: i think we know my favourite
emo kid: is it allura
lancey lance: yeah but you’re a close second dw
emo kid: n o p e
lancey lance: don’t talk mEAN LIKE THAT
alluring: well lance is my favourite too^^
literal sunshine: he just fell off the couch nice going allura
local anime prince: this is fun keith your turn
emo kid: srsly matt
local anime prince: ;3
emo kid: well pidge is my best friend out of all of you
jesus christ is that a fucking gremlin: GET REKT LANCE
lancey lance: K E E F W H Y
emo kid: shut up
space zelda: okay, pidge is your best friend, but…
jesus christ is that a fucking gremlin: excuse me? but? what but?
local anime prince: your mom’s
space dad: matt that’s your mom too
local anime prince: oh yeah
space zelda: is there going to be a but or did i misinterpret this situation
emo kid: but…
space zelda: oh okay
jesus christ is that a fucking gremlin: i swear if you do
emo kid: pigeon i love you but hunk is my favourite
alluring: pidge just ran down the hall with her bayard out
local anime prince: oh shit
lancey lance: RUN KEITH RUN
literal sunshine: ASWDJKHIF
literal sunshine: I’M KEITH KOGANE’S FAVOURITE
literal sunshine: I’M SCREENSHOTTING THIS CONVO AND PRINTING OUT THAT MESSAGE TO WORSHIP IT
space zelda: but wHAT ABOUT ME
literal sunshine: DW YOU’RE STILL MY FAVE I’M JUST REALLY FUCKING HAPPY
space dad: HUNK
space dad: LANGUAGE
space dad: I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU
literal sunshine: I’M SORRY
literal sunshine: I’LL GO PUT A QUARTER IN THE SWEAR JAR
space dad: YOU GO DO THAT
literal sunshine is offline.
local anime prince: where the fuck did he learn that word
alluring: do you want me to answer that question
local anime prince: no
space zelda: okay keith and pidge have been way too quiet for my liking
lancey lance: is keith even alive
alluring: probably not
local anime prince: great, another change, who’s gonna pilot the black lion now?
emo kid: I’M STILL ALIVE
lancey lance: KEEF
space dad: HOW
emo kid: CURRENTLY HIDING IN MY CLOSET
emo kid: PIDGE IS BANGING ON THE DOOR PLEASE SEND HELP
jesus christ is that a fucking gremlin: :)
lancey lance: that cannot be good
space zelda: keith. run. now.
emo kid: THERE’S NOWHERE TO RUN
lancey lance: KEITH IF YOU DIE CAN I HAVE YOUR LION
emo kid: NO YOU ALREADY TOOK RED FROM ME
local anime prince: WE’LL WORK OUT LIONS LATER FOCUS ON SURVIVING
alluring: PIDGE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HIM
jesus christ is that a fucking gremlin: i’m his favourite
local anime prince: THIS IS WHY THE GAME WAS A BAD IDEA LANCE
lancey lance: OKAY OKAY I FUCKED UP SUE ME
space dad: KEITH JUST TELL HER SHE’S YOUR FAVOURITE
space zelda: YEAH
emo kid: BUT HUNK
local anime prince: FORGET HUNK FOR A SECOND AND JUST SAY IT
lancey lance: I’M COMING TO HELP
alluring: HUNK ISN’T ONLINE HE DOESN’T HAVE TO KNOW
emo kid: FINE
emo kid: PIDGE YOU’RE MY FAVOURITE
jesus christ is that a fucking gremlin: forever and ever?
emo kid: YES BEST FRIENDS FOREVER NOW STOP FREAKING ME OUT
jesus christ is that a fucking gremlin: okay <3
space dad: that was easy
space zelda: too easy
lancey lance: nope it checks out, they're already cuddled up on the floor in keith’s room
lancey lance has sent an image.
local anime prince: SOFT
alluring: UWUWUWUWUWU
space zelda: why is this so cute
space dad: my children are so adorable :3
literal sunshine is online.
literal sunshine: what’d i miss?