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22:58
Brian Epstein made “INSECT CHILDREN”
Brian Epstein added John Lennon
Brian Epstein added Paul McCartney
Brian Epstein added Richard Starkey
Brian Epstein added George Harrison
Brian Epstein: Go. Be the disgusting children you know you are
Brian Epstein left the chat
John Lennon: well that escalated quickly
George Harrison: are we really disgusting children?
John Lennon: yes.
George Harrison: :(
Paul McCartney: aw…
Paul McCartney: only a little :D
George Harrison: :((
Richard Starkey changed his name to Ringo
Ringo: god forbid someone finds out my real name
Ringo: anyway this is cool, right? We can chill this way
John Lennon: pls dont ever say chill ever again. its a disgustin word. disgUSTIN i tell ya
Ringo: … okay? fine? sure
John Lennon: chill
John Lennon: :)
Ringo changed John Lennon ’s name to Lemon
Ringo: sour ass bitch
Lemon: you know what that’s fair
Paul McCartney changed his name to Macca
Macca changed George Harrison ’s name to Geo
Macca: fuck the formalities!!
Geo: cool
Geo: anyway guys look at this cool fungus i found while scouring the internet out of sheer boredom
Geo sent an image
Lemon: wat the fuck thats disgusting
Geo: YOURE disgusting
Geo: but yeah that fungus is disgusting too
Geo: it’s called “devil’s fingers” or “octopus stinkhorn”
Geo: it apparently smells like putrid flesh
Ringo: i could’ve lived without that knowledge
Geo: yet i supplied you with it anyway :)
Macca: georgie i know you love shit like this but this is EXACTLY what eppy meant with us being ‘disgusting children’
Geo: pff. rude.
Lemon: i think that fungus might be the reason i’m not into tentacle porn
Macca: oh my gOD
Ringo: just,,,, JUST that fungus? JUST that?
Ringo: there’s not anythin else off putting about tentacle porn, of all things?
Geo: HEY let the man have his fetishes, ritch
Lemon: YEA
Geo: if hes into obscure anime porn let him be
Lemon: YEA
Geo: and if my rotting flesh devil octopus mushroom managed to wean him off, then that’s great, right?
Lemon: YEA
Lemon: wait that was a jab at me wow geo go suck a dick ya git RUDE.
Geo: at least i dont enjoy seein cartoon birds getting fingered by a fuckin octopus winnie
Macca: pFFFFF
Ringo: im enjoying this too much
Lemon: you know what i deserved that one too
23:32
Lemon: are we out of milk
Geo: idk check the cupboard
Lemon: i did
Lemon: theres none
Lemon: so are we out of milk
Geo : your ability to draw conclusions from the smallest of clues never fails to amaze me
Ringo: we’ve been out of milk since nine
Ringo: but the shops close at nine so i havent had the opportunity to buy it
Lemon: why the ufck are we out of milk??
Macca: there’s almond milk next to the soup cans if i remember correctly
Lemon: okay
Lemon: so why the fuck are we out of milk????
Ringo: ??? because we use milk???
Geo: whydya need it anyway
Lemon: bc i liKE MILK and i wanna eat cereal
Geo: now??
Geo: at this time and place??
Lemon: did i fuckin stutter
Geo: i thought i was the one who snacked at ungodly times
Macca: use the goddamn almond milk lennon
Lemon: wHY
Macca: bc its fuckin MILK
Ringo: hes got a point
Ringo: i mean its in the name
Lemon: FINE ALRIGHT jesus
Lemon sent an image
Lemon sent an image
Lemon: it tastes weird
Macca: sometimes i question why im attracted to you
Macca: and then you send us selfies like this
Macca: and i question my attraction even more
Geo: nUT
Geo: its nut
Geo: milk
Geo: n u t
Lemon: joj this did NOT aid me in enjoying my cereal
Geo: your nut milk cereal
Lemon: my
Lemon: my nut milk cereal
Lemon: yes.
Ringo: are we just gonna ignore Macca admitting being attracted to our local goblin
Geo: who you?
Macca: no you
Geo: ;)
Macca: ;)
Lemon: w o w
Lemon: keep the pda on the down low
Macca: just enjoy ya nut milk cereal lemon boy
Ringo: pfFFF
Geo: you wish it were you, dontcha johnny
Lemon: geo no offense but id rather kiss that octopus fungus of yours than you
Geo: thats a big fuckin relief not gonna lie
Lemon: :*