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1. In the Parlance of Our Times by fantasygashapon

   Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One, The Big Lebowski (1998)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   10 Jun 2021

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski
   • Ratchet (Transformers)
   • Optimus Prime
   • Prowl (Transformers)
   • Walter Sobchak
   • Donny Kerabatsos
   • Megatron (Transformers)
   • Soundwave (Transformers)
   • Rumble (Transformers)
   • Frenzy (Transformers)
   • Humor
   • Gun Violence
   • bowling
   • Crossover
   • Alcohol
   • Mystery
   • Action/Adventure
   • Friendship
   • Explicit Language
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Tags May Change
   • Drug Use
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • On Hiatus

   Summary

   Somewhere in the Los Angeles county there was a simple man known as the Dude. All he wanted some milk for his White Russian cocktails. Instead, he gets caught up in a battle between two mecha alien factions. And just when things couldn't get any worse, he comes home to find his rug ruined by two Decepticon grunts who've mistaken him for a traitorous thief. In any case, whatever was stolen seemed to be reason enough for the Autobots to offer the Dude a gig as their new go-between.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,327

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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