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1. Keep Boredom at Bay by KandiSheek

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Feb 2020

   Tags

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   • Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
   • Steve Rogers
   • Tony Stark
   • Clint Barton
   • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
   • James "Rhodey" Rhodes
   • Pepper Potts
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Bruce Banner
   • Wrong number
   • Sexting
   • Unsolicited Dick Pic
   • Dick Pics
   • and I mean actual dick pics please heed the warnings
   • there are actual pictures of dicks in this
   • Texting
   • Drunk Texting
   • Slow Burn
   • Falling in Lust
   • and then in love
   • Falling In Love
   • Banter
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Loneliness
   • Insomnia
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Humor
   • Inappropriate Humor
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Epistolary

   Summary

   One slip of the thumb means that Tony just texted a picture of his dick to Captain America instead of his casual hookup. Which is just as well because the guy hates him anyways.

   It's certainly the weirdest way he's ever managed to break the ice.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Dick Pic 'Verse

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   English

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