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Part 1 of Sibling & Cousin Adventures! (Chaos included)
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2020-01-18
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2020-07-19
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The Gay and Tired Life™ (discontinued)

Summary:

Iida made a Group Chat. You know the drill, people. It's gay as hell and sometimes depressing.

And Kaminari has a sister, nice.

"What do you mean he's my stepbrother Mom"–Todoroki and Monoma at some point.

"Stop having a gay panic at 3 AM" You'll say this at some point in the book

"*insert Demon Screech*"–Midoriya, Todoroki, Shinsou, Monoma, Kaminari at some point.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Sigh

Summary:

The beginning of this fucking mistake

Notes:

The bad F word (as in homophobic word) is said by Mineta, but it's censored because I have a soul

Chapter Text

Iida Tenya has created a Group Chat!

Iida has added Kaminari Denki, Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Mineta Minoura, Yayourozou Momo, Jirou Kyouka, Ojirou, Tooru Hagakure, and I can't count how many more because I'm lazy and it's 3 AM

 

Iida: Hello everyone! I made this group chat because I realized that we didn't have a method of communication like this. Please use this chat for school-related activities only!

Midoriya: yeah no

Kaminari: hey we could make a religion out of this

Todoroki: no don't

Ashido: TODOROKI CAN MEME?? the most amazing thing I've learned all day lmao

Iida: Nevermind then. You can do whatever with this.

Kaminari: hey Iida can I add Sister

Iida: okay??

 

Kaminari Denki has added Kaminari Haruki

 

Haruki: I hate it already, thanks.

Mineta: how old are you?

Haruki: 14 and lesbian

Mineta: ew, f*gs are gross

Midoriya: not the smartest thing to say when surrounded by the Gay

Kaminari Denki is typing...

Haruki: so you have chosen death :)

Kaminari: TALK TO ANYONE LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN AND I WILL FUCKING SHOVE YOUR DICK SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU'LL BE COUGHING UP CUM FOR A YEAR. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, BITCH?

Midoriya: I'm gonna add Aizawa.

Kaminari: yeah this ass needs to be expelled

Midoriya Izuku has added Aizawa Shouta

Aizawa: what happened

Kaminari: that Purple thot called my little sister the Bad F word >:(

Haruki: Denki I'm literally a year younger than you lmao

Aizawa: Thank you for reporting this to me. I had been hoping to expel him for a while now.

Haruki: is he going to get replaced by Denki's bf? The other purple one? Also, I like him because we have the same colored hair :)

Aizawa: Thank you for the suggestion. I'll see what I can do.

Aizawa has gone offline

Kaminari Denki has removed Mineta from the chat :)

Momo: the evil has been defeated!

Todoroki: oh thank GOD

Midoriya: yay! 

Haruki: I don't know who any of you are but I love you already

Kirishima: Welcome to the Fam Haruki!

Haruki: Aw, thanks!

Kaminari: holy shit my sister is cool

Haruki: now that that's over, are you smarter than 5 gay rats?

Kaminari: wth no

Midoriya: no

Todoroki: no

Ashido: no

Sero: no

Haruki: thank

Kaminari: welc