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A. J. Crowley ✔ ️
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Life with My Husband ► ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀʟʟ
Speaking with Welsh & Scottish accents for no reason
7th Anniversary - The Newlywed Game (feat. Anathema Device)
Does my husband know these memes?
Our academia life: teaching is HARD
Valentine’s Day surprise fail
Crowley & Aziraphale answer most-asked questions
Just Random Things That Don’t Have a Category Yet ► ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀʟʟ
Brighton pranks: a compilation
Yes, I speak 14 languages (+ tips on how to learn quickly)
Funny Antoinette moments
Gluing coins to the pavement + REACTIONS
On genderfluidity and pronouns
Yes, I have a face tattoo: my inks & the stories behind them
Plants, Snakes & Other Care Tips ► ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀʟʟ
Can’t keep an orchid alive? Here’s what you’re doing wrong
5 things snakes really don’t like
5 things snakes like
Herbs to grow in your kitchen
These homemade products will definitely get rid of pests
Cacti? Cactuses? Who cares if you care for them right!
Cooking & Baking ► ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀʟʟ
Meal of the Month: shrimp & chicken paella
Decent meals to make if you have nothing at home
Ancient recipes to try
Scones!
What is it about soup?
Breaking down wines for amateurs
Beauty Tips for Everyone ► ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀʟʟ
Make-up for men: show off the guyliner!
5 red carpet looks to make from scratch
How to: 6 different plait styles
I dyed my hair purple on a dare
Rainbow palette eyeshadows
Unisex looks anyone can rock
History Uncovered ► ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀʟʟ
10 centuries of fashion
Rare Victorian photography you’ve never seen before
Things you didn’t know about Romans
How accurate are mediaeval fantasy films?
On queer erasure & whitewashing in history
The secrets of Ancient Egypt
THIS close to a PhD @anitamamacita
imagine being a part of crowley’s fanbase before he became youtube famous as well
monica @moneyca
right
I miss b99 @adhdbisexuall
we are the people who Know™
black lives matter @carmenekwensi
what brought the nostalgia on?
THIS close to a PhD @anitamamacita
@carmenekwensi binging his videos for hours on end cos… thesis due next week… anita has anxiety…
Tegan 🌿🌱 @smol_potato
you know, it’s really funny that here he’s the #TwitterCryptids demon but in his videos he gives no sign he’s anything but a human who knows a lot of things and it’s CONFUSING
Lucy Ferrera @lucyfer
@smol_potato and even if the youtube people follow him here they think it’s another one of his pranks jfsfskc
🍕 pizza 🍕 @pepperony
ikr? he’s fucking with people on purpose
Connor @28connor
obviously, he’s a demon 😁😁
in your dreams @cannoli_oli
those people out there really still think he’s exaggerating and using his History Teacher Knowledge when he literally showed photos he and aziraphale took in the 19th century once like calm down nonbeliever karens who subbed for the recipes
space gay 🌈 @lesbill
have you SEEN the anniversary video tho they know literally EVERYTHING about each other not even heather and I are so #goals dammit
no. 1 history fan @haleyscometh
can u believe it’s already been 7 years
Penelope 🌿🌱 @PlantMum
NO
emo prince @warlocking
it’s friday, may 1. u know what that means. I’M FINALLY SEEING ADAM AGAIN
Save the Planet 🌍 @AdamYoung
IKR IT’S BEEN A MONTH
Wensleydale @like_the_cheese
And us
emo prince @warlocking
sure you guys too
queen of mars 👽 @TrixArt
you’re enthusiastic :)
emo prince @warlocking
shut up,,
down with the patriarchy @peppergaladriel
if 11-year-old us saw us now, living in 3 different cities, seeing each other once a month, and sort of gay, depressed & surviving uni thanks to coffee and cheap wine
pew pew @BRIAN007
the apocalypse almost seems unreal now lol
emo prince @warlocking
do not. do not say ‘lol’. it’s so cringe
Save the Planet 🌍 @AdamYoung
I miss the simple days ://
Wensleydale @like_the_cheese
Don’t wish hard enough to time travel or reverse time again though please
Save the Planet 🌍 @AdamYoung
that was ONCE
natasha @gingeralecat
pepper never told me about that 👀
down with the patriarchy @peppergaladriel
it’s an incident we Do Not Talk About
queen of mars 👽 @TrixArt
so you’re far enough in the relationship to talk about adam being the antichrist, eh, pepper? 😏
down with the patriarchy @peppergaladriel
binch nat is the love of my LIFE
natasha @gingeralecat
💕💕
queen of mars 👽 @TrixArt
do u know about the summer uncle crowley actually took us to mars then or
natasha @gingeralecat
…no?
Amen 👼🏿 @amenadiel
Uncle Crowley did WHAT?
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
ehhh it was the coronavirus year, holidays were difficult
down with the patriarchy @peppergaladriel
friend 1: *heart eyes*
friend 2: *heart eyes back*
both: in denial
me: 🤦🏾♀️
witch mum @anathema_d
almost reminds me of their uncles…
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
We were like that, weren’t we?
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
wait,, are u talking about adam and warlock? ADAM and WARLOCK? since WHEN
witch mum @anathema_d
well it was almost bound to happen, what with the… history
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
but- but- BUT-
emo prince @warlocking
excuse me I may be a gay disaster but I’m not in love with adam?? he’s my best friend??
Save the Planet 🌍 @AdamYoung
I mean he can’t be in love with ME I’m the antichrist and I’m weird
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
Ah. I see 😇😏 Shall we bring better wine and cake for tomorrow’s picnic in Tadfield?
witch mum @anathema_d
I’m-
down with the patriarchy @peppergaladriel
PLEASE 🙏🏾
pew pew @BRIAN007
the one good thing about 2020 is that it was the year aziraphale finally learnt to bake
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
one more month. ONE MORE MONTH and then the semester’s over. you can do this, crowley, it’s your third year doing it
no. 1 history fan @haleyscometh
yep, relatable
aesthetic @coffeelove
do you ever regret aziraphale talking you into it? university of brighton?
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
welllllllll I could quit any time could I? and I like having an audience that listens to me and doesn’t ask me what a computer is. I’m sharing my memories with someone who’s interested in them, imagine that! and besides, there’s a lot of low-grade evil in academia.
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walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
and, u know. he was right. by the 4th year of living together, things really got Intense because we are, deep down, still an angel and a demon who are VERY capable of driving each other mad. so now that we both work, we see each other evenings & weekends like back in the day
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walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
and it’s alright. we look forward to the company, esp when we don’t even work at the same campus. cabin fever & boredom gets to everyone. his snapping and telling me he was getting a job and I could either go with him or continue being a useless demon was what I needed, really
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walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
bonus point: aziraphale doesn’t even mind riding the bentley to work every day as much anymore now that I managed to undo the queen curse and learnt to slow down when there’s “traffic”. he even tried driving once :)
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
Which was enough, thank you very much. A demonic machine! I prefer mopeds.
walking panic noodle @ajcrowley
and going 40mph, yeah, I know. you do you
melinda p. @holyfool
I didn’t know mr aziraphale could drive anything at all
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
Oh, needs must. I can’t get everywhere I need by wing, or with Crowley.
turtleneck kween @turtelturtle
WING
witch mum @anathema_d
I saw him fly once and he landed in our swimming pool