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Academic Decathots
Thot-Man: hey, uh, you suck ass compared to Obama.
Thot-Man: wait. Shit. Sorry, wrong person.
Avril Lavigne: who was that supposed to be for?
Thot-Man: tony
Sanic: Like Tony /Stark/ Tony?
Thot-Man: ye
B-abe: i wanna kno how this came up
Got goat?: and y tstark sucks ass compared to obama
Thot-Man: Uh… well, we were talking about presidents and i said obama was the grreates and he was like ok yeah but not compared to me so i said you suck ass compared to obama and he just laughed and i was like its true dont hide from the truth and now hes going to kill me
Sanic: F
Got goat?: f
B-abe: f
*hacker voice* I'm in: fff
No: F
Cindy-Ella: FF
Avril Lavigne: Big fucking F
Thot-Man: thank
Avril Lavigne: Welc
Thot-Man: i think im safe
Sanic: where safe?
Thot-Man: vent safe
Thot-Man: hide good no finsgnsugnusnfuwUNRIUfniusn
Cindy-Ella: hOly ShiT?!!!!!
Cindy-Ella: did peter just get assassinated?
B-abe: he ded
No: I swear to god Parker if you're late for practice tomorrow I'll kill you myself. Even if you are dead.
*hacker voice* I'm in: Peter take it seriously no matter what, you will not recover from the wrath of MJ
Got goat?: I think he can recover from the wrath of his own girlfriend he calls her Emmie for godssake
Thot-Man: So this is the group chat Pete’s alway going on about.
Avril Lavigne: Oh my god he really is dead.
Cindy-Ella: Can you tell peters corpse that MJ will actually murder him if hes not there tomorrow?
Thot-Man: Got it.
Sanic: Hey, who is this?
Thot-Man: Tony
Thot-Man: Why is this Peter’s name?
B-abe: Update: flash just passed out in the library
Avril Lavigne: cause he spider man
Got goat?: he thicc too
No.: Can't disagree
Thot-Man: ok suednqaeus cESDC sorry yall tony took my phone
Thot-Man: I agree
Thot-Man: one thicc bih here
Thot-Man: madtony.jpeg
Thot-Man: he mad
*hacker voice* I'm in: lol
Avril Lavigne: You DID NOT
*hacker voice* I'm in: wut
Avril Lavigne: SAY “LOL” TO MAD ToNY
Cindy-Ella: oh, but he did sally, he did
Avril Lavigne: CAUSE THEMS FUCKIN FIGHTIN WURDS
Got goat?: I thought you were gonna be an english major sally, what happened to the words
B-abe: yeah sallY! Give us the qworsud!
No: Did Abe just have a stroke?
B-abe: Tehem wordsoejn!
No: I'm going to go take Abe to the hospital.