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Sizhui and the Boyz
Saturday - 2:27am
Jin Ling: Zizhen stop standing outside my door you’re so fucking loud
Ouyang Zizhen: ???? im?? not?
Jin Ling: then why can I hear breathing :)))
Ouyang Zizhen: you share a room with Jingyi and he snores? It’s 2.30am what else would it be? Go to sleep dude
Jing Ling: no i know what Jingyi sounds like when he sleeps and this isn’t it. It’s too loud for one and too deep as well, and i’m 99% certain it’s not the pipes or the trees outside so that begs the question,,, wtf am I hearing
Lan Jingyi: knowing what i sound like when i sleep is kinda sketch bro ngl
Lan Jingyi: but i can confirm that its not me and he’s not hallucinating again bcs i can here this shit too and it is Not Okay
Jin Ling: fuck off✨
Jin Ling: Zizhen wake up Sizhui and ask him if its some weird ghost shit again
Ouyang Zizhen: i’m trying but he won’t respond hold on
Ouyang Zizhen: cool so i just realised i’ve been speaking to an empty room for the past five minutes :)
Lan Jingyi: ???
Ouyang Zizhen: Sizhui is gone :) he’s fucking gone :))) vashished. poofed. disappeared.
Lan Jingyi: I’m sorry WHAT :)))))))))
Lan Jingyi: i would come over and check with my own eyes but I don’t feel like dying tonight
Ouyang Zizhen: he could have been kidnapped?
Ouyang Zizhen: or possessed again??
Jin Ling: bullshit
Ouyang Zizhen: young mistress you have literally SEEN a ghost with your own two eyes? You got possessed??? Stop acting like we’re just fucking with you?
Jin Ling: usually it’s something completely normal and nothing to do with any of that?
Jin Ling: he could have just gone to the bathroom?
Jin Ling: also fuck off
Ouyang Zizhen: i checked he’s not there
Lan Jingyi: Zizhen does have a point but!! this sounds like a Sizhui problem
Lan Jingyi: if i were him i’d simply not get constantly fucked over by sticking my nose into stuff
Ouyang Zizhen: no I’m fairly certain this equates to being an us problem now
Ouyang Zizhen: last time something like this happened both he AND I got completely fucked over and i Will Not be dealing with That again
Lan Jingyi: you go find him then
Lan Jingyi: i have abandoned and cut all ties with him
Jin Ling: he’s literally your cousin
Lan Jingyi: i don’t have a cousin :)
Ouyang Zizhen: ouch rip Sizhui
Jin Ling: fine i’ll go find him
Lan Jingyi: simp
Jin Ling: bitch baby :)
2:39am
Jin Ling: found him
Lan Jingyi: is he dead?
Jin Ling: idk maybe
Ouyang Zizhen: aldjdks what do you mean MAYBE
Lan Jingyi: mAYBE??
Jin Ling: jk he looks fine
Jin Ling: He’s just talking to himself again
Ouyang Zizhen: ask him if the ghost is cute
Jin Ling: I will not :)
Ouyang Zizhen: boring
Lan Jingyi: boring
Lan Jingyi: where is he?
Jin Ling: roof
Lan Jingyi: get him a blanket it’s cold up there
Jin Ling: you do it
Lan Jingyi: I am tucked in and warm in bed I will do no such thing
Lan Jingyi: you, on the other hand, are already out of bed and have nothing to lose.
Jin Ling: fine
Ouyang Zizhen: wow I didn’t think that would work
Lan Jingyi: neither? Usually you Protest far more, young mistress, are you feeling well? Do you have a cold?
Jin Ling: you’re on thin fucking ice
Lan Jingyi: aw he DOES care abt Sizhui!!
Ouyang Zizhen: familial love❤️
Jin Ling: ✨I will break your legs✨
Ouyang Zizhen: out of love ❤️
3:01am
Jin Ling: I’ve been out here for half an hour
Jin Ling: I am suffering
Jin Ling: hey
Jin Ling: fuckers
3:17am
Jin Ling: I stg if Sizhui has fallen asleep
Jin Ling: no he’s still talking wtf
Jin Ling: these so called ghosts have a lot to say huh
4:21am
Jin Ling: I think I can see the sun
9:00am
Lan Sizhui: Hey guys, I’m sorry for worrying you :( I got into a little trouble with the spirit who has been messing with our water temperature these past few weeks
Lan Sizhui: so, good news, she’s moved on and our water is back to normal!
Lan Sizhui: bad news, she stole my voice
9:11am
Ouyang Zizhen: oh that’s why you kept pointing to your phone
Ouyang Zizhen: how the fuck did she steal your voice when you were asking about the fucking water temp
Ouyang Zizhen: how did you fuck up that badly
Lan Sizhui: you don’t need to type your responses i’m right here
Lan Sizhui: but like I said, there were some… complications?
Jin Ling: dumbass
Lan Sizhui: :(
Jin Ling: come have breakfast
Jin Ling: I made pancakes which you should be very grateful for - considering that you made me sleep on the roof last night
Lan Sizhui: I'm actually going to go to sleep now, but thank you, Jin Ling :)
Lan Jingyi: gross
Lan Jingyi: Jin Ling simp confirmed
Jin Ling: Die
Jin Ling: pancake rights revoked
Lan Jingyi: betrayal
Lan Jingyi: but! At least we have hot water again!
Lan Jingyi: everyone say thank you Sizhui
Ouyang Zizhen: thank you Sizhui!! 🥺 I can finally take a good shower
Ouyang Zizhen: Jin Ling say it
Lan Jingyi: say it bitch baby
Jin Ling: thanks Sizhui
Lan Sizhui: You’re welcome! I’m going to sleep now! Goodnight! :)
Jin Ling: it’s 9am
Lan Sizhui: Good Morning! I am going to sleep! :)