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- Naegi Makoto created 'Class Group Chat' -
- Naegi Makoto added Asahina Aoi, Togami Byakuya, Celestia Ludenberg, Fujisaki Chihiro, and 44 others to 'Class Group Chat' -
Makoto: Hey guys!
How's everyone going?
Byakuya: A group chat?
Really Makoto?
Makoto: What's wrong with that?
Kyoko: Everything
Makoto: ???
Ibuki: Woooo hoooo!
Group chat!
Junko: Yas queen!
Akane: Yo! Anyone got any food?
Teruteru: I can whip up something for ya
Akane: Sweet!
Hiyoko: This is so dumb!
Hey Mahiru! Let's go do something!
Mahiru: If you want, sure
Hiyoko: Yay!
You're the best Mahi!
Ryoma: I must admit, I wasn't expecting this
Rantaro: Neither, but I'm not opposed to it
Nagito: Finally, a place where I can spread the word of hope!
Chiaki: Can I leave please?
I just want to game
Sonia: Could I join you, Chiaki?
Chiaki: Sure
My door's unlocked
Kiyotaka: That is unsafe!
You must never leave your dorm room door unlocked!
Mondo: Chill bro
Nothin's gonna happen
Kiyotaka: You can't be sure of that!
Aoi: Oh! Oh!
That sounds really fun!
I'm coming over too!
Chiaki: The more the merrier, I guess
Celest: My, my
Would anyone like to join me for a game?
Ryoma: You gamble, right?
I might join you
Celest: Excellent
I can't wait
Hifumi: Would I be able to join too, my queen
Celest: Certainly not
Hifumi: Hnnng! Why not!
Yasuhiro: Take the damn hint Hifumi!
Byakuya: You just shut up
Fuyuhiko: God damn!
Shut up for five fucking minutes!
Angie: Nyahahaha!
Atua says that's not possible!
Gundham: You cannot silence the willpower of a God
Angie: Gundham understands
Gundham: That I do
Sakura: Please stop interrupting my training
Nekomaru: We've gotta get even stronger!
Leon: So that's why I was hearing yelling below me
Sayaka: I could hear it over my singing
Mukuro: And that explains that
Mikan: C-can you a-all please k-k-keep it d-down?
Hajime: She still stutters even through text
Gonta: Gonta no understand this
Kaede: Don't worry about it, Gonta
It's just a place for us all to talk
Gonta: Oh! Thank you Kaede!
Kaede: No problem
Kokichi: Man, I only just got in and I'm already bored
We gotta make this interesting!
Nagito: I'm getting ignored... :’(
Peko: This is very disruptive
Toko: This is going to get very weird very fast
K1-B0: I'm sure it'll be fine
Miu: Are you sure about that?
Kokichi: What can a filthly cumdumpster do?
Miu: W-what?!
Shuichi: Come on, Kokichi
Don't be mean
Kokichi: Whaaaaaat?
I'm not being mean
Maki: Do you want to die?
Kaito: Calm down Maki
You can't go on a murderous rampage, alright?
Himiko: I'll cast my magic on you
Kokichi: Ooooh, so scary
Junko: Make it despair magic and cast it on me!
Tenko: Himiko can't use so much magic on you for that!
She needs to collect her mana!
Junko: But I need to feel that despair!
Mukuro: Junko, please calm down
Kazuichi: What the hell is happening?
Chihiro: I'm not sure
Imposter: I think it might be better if we don't
Kirumi: I agree with you
Tsumugi: I guess this won't be as plain as I thought it would be
Korekiyo: Even through a screen, I can see the beautiful humanity within
Kaito: Dude, creepy much
Mondo: Seriously dude
Komaru: Makoto, I know you're my brother and all
But what the hell!
Makoto: What?!
I just wanted to create a place where we can all chat!
Kaede: We thought it would be a good idea!
Nagito: :::’’’(((
Byakuya: You both are complete idiots
Fuyuhiko: I hate to say it, but I agree with the rich asshole on this
Byakuya: Rich asshole?
Leon: Where's the lie though?
Ibuki: I don't see any!
Though Ibuki only sees flashing lights right now
Kyoko: Flashing lights?
Chiaki: She's also joined in my gaming sesh
Kyoko: Ah, that makes more sense
Peko: I'm going to leave
Makoto: No, wait!
Peko: Why should I?
???: Because you can't!
Hajime: Huh?
???: I've blocked off all commands and promoted myself to the group chat's advisor!
Now none of you can leave!
Well, besides me of course
Sonia: Chihiro?
Can you do something about this?
Chihiro: I'm trying, but they've blocked my access
???: Phuhuhuhu! But of course!
Kiyotaka: Please leave and give back the admin power to the group chat's creator!
???: Hmm...
Nah
Mikan: I-is this b-bad?
Kirumi: If requested, I can try and remove this threat
???: Threat?!
How could you call your own headmaster a threat?
Makoto: Headmaster?
???: Yes! For it is I, Monokuma!
Tsumugi: Monokuma?
But why are you here?
Monokuma: Because I wanna be
Nagito: Why am I getting ignored...?
Byakuya: Well we don't want you here
Sayaka: You can't just take over our group chat
Monokuma: Well, I just did!
Kokichi: Nishishi! Maybe this won't be so boring afterall!
Mondo: Oh shut up
Aoi: This is just crazy!
Junko: Maybe, but all I'm feeling is your despair!
Kyoko: It's not despair, it's just annoyance
Toko: I'd rather be kneeling on hot charcoal then deal with this right now
Komaru: Toko, no!
Miu: Kinky!
K1-B0: Please stop Miu
Miu: What?
Monokuma: Damn
You guys forget about things pretty quickly, huh?
Hajime: What did you expect from us?
We're sleep deprived uni students
Not exactly the focused kind
Shuichi: Depends on what is happening
Kaede: Coming from the major coffee addict
Shuichi: Hey!
Hajime: Been called out
Chiaki: Like you're one to talk
Hajime: Dealing with bullshit on a daily basis does that to people
Chiaki: Fair enough
Ibuki: Ibuki is addicted to rock music!
Chiaki is addicted to games
And Sonia is addicted to the occult!
Sonia: I can't deny that
It's far too interesting
Akane: And I love food!
Mondo: Now I'm getting hungry just thinking about it
Teruteru: There's more then enough for everyone!
Tenko: No way am I trusting food from a degenerate male!
Rantaro: I feel strangely similar to how Tenko's feeling
Sayaka: I don't trust anything that guy makes
Teruteru: But why not?
Hajime: Dude!
You tried to drug me!
Teruteru: What? When?
Hajime: Are you serious?!
This is what I'm talking about!
Makoto: I feel sorry for you
Hajime: I feel sorry for myself
Monokuma: Sooooooo, are you cool with me taking over
Kaede: What are we supposed to do?
Komaru: Not like we can stop you
Monokuma: Sweet!
