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2020-11-14
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Regrets Were Made - Chatfic

Summary:

Makoto and Kaede convinced Hajime, Komaru and Shuichi that creating a group chat with all their classmates and friends was a good idea.

'Was' being the key word.

Chapter 1: Makoto and Kaede Fucked Up

Chapter Text

- Naegi Makoto created 'Class Group Chat' - 

- Naegi Makoto added Asahina Aoi, Togami Byakuya, Celestia Ludenberg, Fujisaki Chihiro, and 44 others to 'Class Group Chat' - 

Makoto: Hey guys! 
How's everyone going? 

Byakuya: A group chat? 
Really Makoto? 

Makoto: What's wrong with that? 

Kyoko: Everything 

Makoto: ??? 

Ibuki: Woooo hoooo! 
Group chat! 

Junko: Yas queen! 

Akane: Yo! Anyone got any food? 

Teruteru: I can whip up something for ya 

Akane: Sweet! 

Hiyoko: This is so dumb! 
Hey Mahiru! Let's go do something! 

Mahiru: If you want, sure 

Hiyoko: Yay! 
You're the best Mahi! 

Ryoma: I must admit, I wasn't expecting this 

Rantaro: Neither, but I'm not opposed to it 

Nagito: Finally, a place where I can spread the word of hope! 

Chiaki: Can I leave please? 
I just want to game 

Sonia: Could I join you, Chiaki? 

Chiaki: Sure 
My door's unlocked 

Kiyotaka: That is unsafe! 
You must never leave your dorm room door unlocked! 

Mondo: Chill bro 
Nothin's gonna happen 

Kiyotaka: You can't be sure of that! 

Aoi: Oh! Oh! 
That sounds really fun! 
I'm coming over too! 

Chiaki: The more the merrier, I guess 

Celest: My, my 
Would anyone like to join me for a game? 

Ryoma: You gamble, right? 
I might join you 

Celest: Excellent 
I can't wait 

Hifumi: Would I be able to join too, my queen 

Celest: Certainly not 

Hifumi: Hnnng! Why not! 

Yasuhiro: Take the damn hint Hifumi! 

Byakuya: You just shut up 

Fuyuhiko: God damn! 
Shut up for five fucking minutes! 

Angie: Nyahahaha! 
Atua says that's not possible! 

Gundham: You cannot silence the willpower of a God 

Angie: Gundham understands 

Gundham: That I do 

Sakura: Please stop interrupting my training 

Nekomaru: We've gotta get even stronger! 

Leon: So that's why I was hearing yelling below me 

Sayaka: I could hear it over my singing 

Mukuro: And that explains that 

Mikan: C-can you a-all please k-k-keep it d-down? 

Hajime: She still stutters even through text 

Gonta: Gonta no understand this 

Kaede: Don't worry about it, Gonta 
It's just a place for us all to talk 

Gonta: Oh! Thank you Kaede! 

Kaede: No problem 

Kokichi: Man, I only just got in and I'm already bored 
We gotta make this interesting! 

Nagito: I'm getting ignored... :’(

Peko: This is very disruptive 

Toko: This is going to get very weird very fast 

K1-B0: I'm sure it'll be fine 

Miu: Are you sure about that? 

Kokichi: What can a filthly cumdumpster do? 

Miu: W-what?! 

Shuichi: Come on, Kokichi 
Don't be mean 

Kokichi: Whaaaaaat? 
I'm not being mean 

Maki: Do you want to die? 

Kaito: Calm down Maki 
You can't go on a murderous rampage, alright? 

Himiko: I'll cast my magic on you 

Kokichi: Ooooh, so scary 

Junko: Make it despair magic and cast it on me! 

Tenko: Himiko can't use so much magic on you for that! 
She needs to collect her mana! 

Junko: But I need to feel that despair! 

Mukuro: Junko, please calm down 

Kazuichi: What the hell is happening? 

Chihiro: I'm not sure 

Imposter: I think it might be better if we don't 

Kirumi: I agree with you 

Tsumugi: I guess this won't be as plain as I thought it would be 

Korekiyo: Even through a screen, I can see the beautiful humanity within 

Kaito: Dude, creepy much 

Mondo: Seriously dude 

Komaru: Makoto, I know you're my brother and all 
But what the hell! 

Makoto: What?! 
I just wanted to create a place where we can all chat! 

Kaede: We thought it would be a good idea! 

Nagito: :::’’’((( 

Byakuya: You both are complete idiots 

Fuyuhiko: I hate to say it, but I agree with the rich asshole on this 

Byakuya: Rich asshole? 

Leon: Where's the lie though? 

Ibuki: I don't see any! 
Though Ibuki only sees flashing lights right now 

Kyoko: Flashing lights? 

Chiaki: She's also joined in my gaming sesh 

Kyoko: Ah, that makes more sense 

Peko: I'm going to leave 

Makoto: No, wait! 

Peko: Why should I? 

???: Because you can't! 

Hajime: Huh? 

???: I've blocked off all commands and promoted myself to the group chat's advisor! 
Now none of you can leave! 
Well, besides me of course 

Sonia: Chihiro? 
Can you do something about this? 

Chihiro: I'm trying, but they've blocked my access 

???: Phuhuhuhu! But of course! 

Kiyotaka: Please leave and give back the admin power to the group chat's creator! 

???: Hmm... 
Nah 

Mikan: I-is this b-bad? 

Kirumi: If requested, I can try and remove this threat 

???: Threat?! 
How could you call your own headmaster a threat? 

Makoto: Headmaster? 

???: Yes! For it is I, Monokuma! 

Tsumugi: Monokuma? 
But why are you here? 

Monokuma: Because I wanna be 

Nagito: Why am I getting ignored...? 

Byakuya: Well we don't want you here 

Sayaka: You can't just take over our group chat 

Monokuma: Well, I just did! 

Kokichi: Nishishi! Maybe this won't be so boring afterall! 

Mondo: Oh shut up 

Aoi: This is just crazy! 

Junko: Maybe, but all I'm feeling is your despair! 

Kyoko: It's not despair, it's just annoyance 

Toko: I'd rather be kneeling on hot charcoal then deal with this right now 

Komaru: Toko, no! 

Miu: Kinky! 

K1-B0: Please stop Miu 

Miu: What? 

Monokuma: Damn 
You guys forget about things pretty quickly, huh? 

Hajime: What did you expect from us? 
We're sleep deprived uni students 
Not exactly the focused kind 

Shuichi: Depends on what is happening 

Kaede: Coming from the major coffee addict 

Shuichi: Hey! 

Hajime: Been called out 

Chiaki: Like you're one to talk 

Hajime: Dealing with bullshit on a daily basis does that to people 

Chiaki: Fair enough 

Ibuki: Ibuki is addicted to rock music! 
Chiaki is addicted to games 
And Sonia is addicted to the occult! 

Sonia: I can't deny that 
It's far too interesting 

Akane: And I love food! 

Mondo: Now I'm getting hungry just thinking about it 

Teruteru: There's more then enough for everyone! 

Tenko: No way am I trusting food from a degenerate male! 

Rantaro: I feel strangely similar to how Tenko's feeling 

Sayaka: I don't trust anything that guy makes 

Teruteru: But why not? 

Hajime: Dude! 
You tried to drug me! 

Teruteru: What? When? 

Hajime: Are you serious?! 
This is what I'm talking about! 

Makoto: I feel sorry for you 

Hajime: I feel sorry for myself 

Monokuma: Sooooooo, are you cool with me taking over 

Kaede: What are we supposed to do? 

Komaru: Not like we can stop you 

Monokuma: Sweet!