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December 1st 3:41 PM, Secret Santa Group Chat
Dream has added George, Sapnap, Punz, BadBoyHalo, Antfrost, Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit, Tubbo, Quackity, Niki, Fundy, Skeppy, Technoblade, Karl Jacobs, Eret, Philza and Schlatt to the Group Chat.
Dream: alright so obviously I know not everyone celebrates christmas but regardless I thought it would be cool to do a secret santa
Dream: so here we are
Dream: I already know George, Sap, Ant and Bad are in. everyone else down?
Karl Jacobs: 0: yes
Tubbo: It sounds cool!! I’d love to
Wilbur Soot: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Wilbur Soot: Dream beat me to the punch
Wilbur Soot changed his nickname to Wilbur
Niki: I would love to :) And I’m sure you would’ve done a great job, Wil
Eret: Sounds pog
Fundy: Sure
Skeppy: i’m down uwu
TommyInnit: furries
TommyInnit: but sure secret santa pog
Philza: I’m in!
Technoblade: no
Philza: Techno.
Technoblade: fine
Quackity: :thumbs_up:
TommyInnit: what the Fuck
Punz: Do I have to
Dream: yes
Punz: Then sure
Dream: Schlatt?
Quackity: ay schlatt you in
Wilbur: @Schlatt
Schlatt: What
Wilbur: secret santa?
Schlatt: Okay
Dream: everyone is in!! I’ll be DMing you who you got in a few days. feel free to go ahead and start looking for stuff regardless
Wilbur: I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT FUCKING WORKED
Wilbur: YOU CAN’T PING PEOPLE OVER TEXT
3:58 PM, Sleepy Bois
Wilbur: who wants to go to christmas shopping
Wilbur: i passed a small christmas market and it looked promising
TommyInnit: did it have musical instruments haha i bet it did
Wilbur: a simple yes or no will do
Philza changed TommyInnit’s nickname to Tommy
Wilbur: PHILZA
Wilbur: ARE YOU IN
Philza: Sure thing, son.
Wilbur: YESSSSSSSS
Wilbur: techno????? please?????
Technoblade: Sure
Tommy: can i invite tubbo
Wilbur: of course
Philza: I’ll do you one better.
Philza added Tubbo to Sleepy Bois.
Philza changed the group chat name to Sleepy Boys + Tubbo
Tubbo: What’s this??? :0
Wilbur: wanna go to the christmas markets with us
Tubbo: Can I really??
Philza: Of course.
Tubbo: :D
Tubbo: When are we going?
Tommy: now
4:03, Karl Jacobs, Quackity
Karl: hi Quackity :)
Quackity: hi Karl :)
Karl: you, me, mall, 4:30 ?
Quackity: it’s a date
Karl: i wanna hit the bath and body works for the christmas candles and bath soaps
Quackity: we’ll make it happen
Karl: :D
4:32, Karl Jacobs, Sapnap
Sapnap: wanna go shopping with me
Sapnap: I know you want your candles now that it’s christmas time
4:57, Dream, George
Dream: happy december
George: hey
George: what’s up?
Dream: does a guy need an excuse to message his best friend?
George: if it’s you, then yes
George: you never text first
Dream: I just wanted to know if you wanted to go online window shopping together
Dream: since it’s now the gift-giving season and all
George: you trying to see what I want for Christmas lmao
Dream: maybe
George: all you have to do is ask
Dream: but I’d rather online window shop with you :(
George: oh my god fine
Call Started: 5:03PM
Call Ended: 7:49PM
George: did that give you any ideas? Lol
Dream: a few :) thank you George
George: whatever
Dream: <3
8:07, Karl Jacobs, Sapnap
Karl Jacobs: oh sorry
Sapnap: all good!! maybe tomorrow?
Karl Jacobs: no, i just got my candles and stuff with Quackity
Karl Jacobs: but thanks
Sapnap: with Quackity?
Karl Jacobs: yeah
Sapnap: did you ask him or did he ask you?
Karl Jacobs: i asked him
Karl Jacobs: does it matter?
Sapnap: okay. thanks for letting me know. night, karl.
Karl Jacobs: ???
Karl Jacobs: night ?? did i do something ?
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9:47, Sleepy Boys + Tubbo
Wilbur: thank you all for going with me, seriously
Wilbur: I had a great time :)
