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Group Chat: god is dead
tommy: i haven't slept in 4 days
techno: and i haven't slept in a week
ranboo: how are you guys not dead yet
techno: technoblade never dies
tommy: god is too scared to kill me
phil: guys it 8am, go to sleep
techno: im folding my dishes, sorry phil
tommy: and im walking my pet caterpillar
tubbo: thoughs are some dumb excuses
techno: it isnt a excuse, im literary folding the dishes
tommy: and im on the grass watching a caterpillar
tubbo: you cant fold dishes its impossible
tommy: i mean if you use a paper/plastic plates i think you can fold them
wil: why did i just walk into the kitchen seeing techno folding paper plates
wil: i-
wil: nevermind
techno: i told you i was folding the dishes
tubbo: what is wrong with you
wil: i will literally tell dad that you arent sleep
techno: yeah right
tommy: you know hes in the groupchat and can see everything, right?
techno: oh fuck
wil: put a quarter in the swear jar
techno: no
phil: wilbur right techno, go put a quarter in the swear jar
phil: also go to sleep
techno: no
niki: go to sleep technoblade :)
techno: suddenly im sleeping
niki: good
phil: so you listen to her and not us?
techno: she said 'technoblade' instead of techno and smiled
techno: so of course imma go to sleep
wil: understandable
tommy: haha loserrrrr
tubbo: tommy you go to sleep too
tommy: im walking a caterpillar tubbo
tubbo: you cant walk a caterpillar
tommy: if you put it on the ground and watch it really closely
tubbo: where the hell did you get a caterpillar
tommy: sapnap and quackity gave it to me
karl: wait
tommy: yeah
karl: was it black with white spot and spikes
tommy: yes
tommy: how did you know??
karl: i gave it to sapnap as a BIRTHDAY present
quackity: and i oop
karl: where are you
sapnap: quackity at the playground trying to hide from you
quackity: dude you said you wouldn't tell
sapnap: okay and i dont want to die
quackity: it was your birthday presmfgdjfm,mjdfmvfcgjngdccjdov
tommy: lol he got caught
sapnap: NOOOOOOo
wil: didnt you sale him out
sapnap: yes but still
quackity: hello! this is karl on quackity phone, sapnap you left your snapmaps open
sapnap: oh shit
quackity: RUN.
sapnap: I AM
tommy: what the hell just happened?
tubbo: go to sleep
tommy: why are we still on that topic
tubbo: because you haven't slept in 4 days
tommy: okay anddddd?
tubbo dont make me tell niki to tell you to go to bed
tommy: and now im walking to my bed
tubbo: good!
tommy: goodnight guys
wil: it 10am?
ranboo: shut up and let him sleep
tubbo: let him sleeppppppppp
wil: sorry
tubbo: was that a eyeroll i hear
wil: how did you even hear it
ranboo: so you're admitting you did roll your eye
wil: um..
phil: WHY DID WILBUR JUST JUMP OUT A WINDOW
tubbo: ranboo teleported me inside his closet so we can kill him and then he saw us and jumped out window
phil: i-
phil: nevermind then