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The Things Dr Blade Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation

Summary:

Dr Blade, resident know-it-all immortal of site 48, rumoured son of The Angel of Death, Blood God in all but name (and official reports) is a very mature and reasonable professional. The only problem is that, "mature" and "reasonable" are technically subjective terms.

Notes:

Dr Blade is very useful to the foundation, this does not mean he is not a threat to the order and functionality of the SCP Foundation.

Chapter 1: 1 - 15

Chapter Text

  1. No longer allowed to incorrectly quote Sun Tzu to justify his actions
  2. Dr Blade and Agent Wastaken are not allowed to “duel for greatness” “establish dominance” or any other form of violence unless it is part of approved SCP testing
  3. While it is known that SCP 2014 has made Dr Blade functionally immortal, this does not have any other known affects or abilitys and cannot be used to excuse his actions, it is also proven to have severe detriments to Dr Blades mental state and any incidents resulting from this are to be reviewed by a committee before punishment after incident 2014-B
  4. Yes, SCP 2014-01 does give Dr Blade semi omnipotence. No, this is not why he beat you at chess, you’re just bad.
  5. Dr Blade is not allowed to hand his paperwork to other research and field staff as “a challenge”
  6. Cannot pretend to be dead military commanders. We know he was born in 1███, this does not mean he is actually “President Georgie”
  7. Dr Blade is not allowed to start cults, even if it is in his free time
    1. Dr Blade is not allowed to help other researchers, field officers foundation personnel or SCP to create or join cults
      1. Dr Blade is not allowed to fund cults’ activities nor can a “demonstration of power” be used as a reason to remove keter any SCP’s from containment

         Dr Blade is not allowed to interact with cults unless specifically instructed by someone of level 4 clearance or higher

  1. Orphans are to play no part in the containment of any SCP without sufficient evidence they are actually containing the SCP, even if they survive the procedure
  2. Dr Blade is not “The Blood God” and we request all personnel stop referring to him as such. Do not feed his ego. [pending review]
  3. Dr Blade cannot sacrifice orphans anyone to appease The Blood God [pending review]
  4. The Blood God is not an SCP

         The Blood God is now an SCP see incident report 2014-A [the massacre] or SCP 2014 - 2

  1. SCP – 7141 – 1A cannot be added to meals in the cafeteria. Super soldiers are not a good idea. You are not a Biologist Dr Blade
  2. SCP - 2014 did not give Dr Blade pink hair. He dyes it with Dr Nihachu
  3. Dr Blade is to stop intentionally lying to new researchers and D-class out of boredom. Any senior staff are free game and should know better
  4. Buying, trading for or betting the lives of both humans and animals is violation of anti-gambling rule 172 and 963 of the “internal businesses” guidelines. Please stop