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    Phil didn't read into it that much the first time it happened. Techno just greeted some fellow piglins, that wasn't anything to look deeper into, was it?

    Or, Philza notices more things about his old hybrid friend that make him laugh a little too hard. And maybe runs an experiment or two.

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    Phil pours water into his instant ramen cup and slides it into the microwave. Two minutes later, he pops the door open with a ding.

    “The victorious warrior prepares a feast of forty oxen,” comes a small voice from behind him, and Phil jumps out of his skin and splashes boiling water on his hands.

    “How the fuck did you get into my house?” The little piglin stands in the middle of his kitchen, tracking red dust into the tile.

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    Twenty-something trying to get his life together and the echolalic hell-piglet that thinks he's the best, greatest, bravest man in the whole world.

    My twist on "Philza rescues baby Techno from the nether."

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    No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.

    Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.

    Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.

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    Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.

    But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...

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