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Love made those hollows (if Himself were Slain) by layabout
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Aug 2021
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Summary
The mission had been, at first, just the ALFAs. (His personal acronym for the Acrobatic Less Flashy Avengers: the Avengers that knew the criminal underground, knew how to travel undercover, knew how to investigate and get answers, and knew how to work a stripper pole. Generally speaking it was Wade, Nat, and Hawkeye.)
Well, anyway. Just him, Russian Assassin, and Kansas Assassin. There’d been a comfortable feeling of hey, we’ve all murdered people in the steel-walled van as they’d rattled down a yellow fucking brick road to go get their hands dirty and red.
Unfortunately, the threat - some immortal being that sustained itself on people’s memories - wasn’t so easily neutralized. As it turned out, it was planning an invasion on Manhattan.
This called for the MF Avengers. (More Flashy Avengers. But it was cooler to say MF.)
“She’s still on her monologue. You think she’s done, but she’s not. Believe me, she’s got a few minutes left in her. And anyway, painlessly getting memories extracted from me? Not the worst date I’ve ever been on.”
OR: Wade goes on a date with the Avengers and gets his Super Traumatic Childhood aired out. It does not end well.