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Positive by Spoon888
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
31 Dec 2021
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Summary
Starscream learns he's sparked on the morning of the first Autobot-Decepticon peace talk. Everyone and their Prime get involved.
"Soundwave, we have a much bigger crisis going on in here!" Skywarp pointed insistently at Starscream.
"A bigger crisis than the ongoing war?" Prowl asked flatly.
"It's an unplanned pregnancy, Prowl!" Sideswipe exclaimed, "Crisiseses don't get much bigger than that!"
Series
- Part 1 of Schrodinger's Pregnancy
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1. Megatron's nose wrinkled as his optics tracked up and down Starscream's frame. "You should have spent this time going over our points. Unless you think you can seduce the Autobots into a favourable treaty?"
He wasn't getting out of the doorway, so Starscream squeezed under one of his arms to get out, smacking him in the jaw with a wing as he passed, "Maybe I'll have to. It'd be a better idea than voicing your ridiculous demands."
Megatron growled. "Ridiculous?!"
"They're not going to let you call yourself Supreme Commander of the Cybertronian Empire."
"Prime will fold," Megatron called after him.
"Your confidence is embarrassing," Starscream muttered, cringing at how poorly that reflected back on him as he heard Megatron take longer strides to catch up to him.
A hand clapped over his shoulder-vent and slowed him down. Starscream tried to turn out of the grip, but Megatron bent towards him, face so unbearably smug Starscream couldn't stand to look at it.
"I can afford to be confident, because I have you, Starscream," he purred, proud and arrogant.
Somehow, today, Starscream didn't think being him was going to be enough.
2. On Megatron's other side, Soundwave was still staring at him.
'Concentrate on the negotiations!' He mentally screeched.
"We'll begin with the obvious," Prowl began once everyone was seated, and Ratchet had pulled out what looked like a crossword puzzle to keep himself entertained[...]
"Bah!" Megatron waved a dismissive hand, "Earth doesn't concern me-"
"But it does concern us, Megatron," Prime said firmly. "We want a complete withdrawal of Decepticon forces from the planet."
"Gladly," Starscream grumbled, just as Megatron slammed a fist down and barked, "Never!"
Starscream brought a hand up to rub his face.
3. Sideswipe dismissed, disbelieving, "Like anyone would actually want to clang him-"
"Megatron did," Skywarp 'defended' Starscream sassily, smirking at the twins. "He's the sire."
Starscream began fantasising about punching him through the back of his obviously empty head.
Sideswipe whistled low, shaking his head, "Wow, well, that's just- that's..."
"No wonder Megatron's so keen on keeping the planet," Sunstreaker grumbled.
"He doesn't even know about the sparkling," Thundercracker stuck his hand in the air to get their attention. "It's a mess."
"What is wrong with you two?!" Starscream yelled at his trine-mates. "Stop telling- they're Autobots! Stop telling them my business! And what are you finding so funny!?" He turned on Sunstreaker when he caught him smirking.
4. Prowl didn't react beyond his usual expression of moderate displeasure. He was silent and still for a full five seconds.
"...What does this have to do with the negotiations?" He finally said.
"Good gossip is always wasted on you," Sideswipe complained.
"All five of you are acting ridiculous," Prowl reproached them. "Particularly you, Starscream. These peace talks have been years in the making and I will not let you derail them with your personal dramas."
"Yes Prowl, because I planned all along to get myself sparked at exactly this moment just to make things difficult for you!" Starscream cried, starting to feel hysterical. "Why are there so many people in this storage room?!"
Hands grabbed his shoulder vents from behind and began giving him a clumsy massage. "Chill out, Screamer," Skywarp said by his audial. "Stress is bad for the sparkling."
"Yeah, you're looking a little flustered," Sideswipe added, surprisingly sympathetic.
5. "Shut the Hell up, Prowl, it's not our fault Screamer's knocked up!" Skywarp made a fist at him, accidentally punching Sideswipe in the back of the head.
Prime took a surprised step backwards, his back thunking against the metal door. His cool blue optics found Starscream from across the tiny room packed with idiots. "You're carrying?" He asked gently.
"...Unfortunately," Starscream hissed.
"That's wonderful," Prime sounded genuinely happy, his optics creasing around the edges. "Megatron didn't mention-"
"He doesn't know," Sideswipe leaned in to tell him, shaking his head in disapproval. "And he's the sire."
Starscream dropped his head against Skywarp's shoulder and left it there, unwilling to sit through any more of this. "Kill me..."
"I can see you've all had a lot to discuss back here..." Prime rubbed a hand over the back of his neck. "Are you going to tell him now, Starscream?"
"Yes," Soundwave answered for him.
"No. No, he's not," Prowl squeezed in front of Prime. "We are in the middle of vital talks-"
Prime held up a hand, "Vital, but not time sensitive. Ratchet is stuck on his crossword puzzle, so we haven't gotten anything done since you left anyway-"
Prowl's face twisted comedically, "Are you serious?!"
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