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Mabel added Stan, Ford, Soos, Dipper, Wendy, Robbie, Tambry, Thompson, Nate, Lee, Bill, Candy, and Grenda to a group chat.
Mabel: hey guys!
Soos: sup dudes
Wendy: yo
Dipper: Mabel, what did you do?
Mabel: i made a gc!
Mabel: nothing else!
Mabel: i swear!!
Wendy: why r u so skeptical dipper?
Dipper: Because the last time she made a gc it was with a bunch of people whom she had threatened and forced to apologize to me. Via text. And also she ended up getting them to back off for the rest of forever.
Dipper: Forgive me for being just a little bit skeptical.
Lee: understandable have a nice day
Tambry: damn the sunshine has a dark side
Mabel: if it comes to my brobro of course i’ll protect him! thats a warning to all of yall
Wendy: ur terrifying sometimes
Mabel: thx:)
Mabel: anyways i just wanted to tell yall im doing a show this weekend and i want yall to come! vip access!
Wendy: im down
Tambry: why not?
Lee: me and nate will go
Thompson: im out of town rn sry
Ford: Me and Stan have to go. Someone has to drive you.
Bill: send the dets
Robbie: i dont have a choice do i?
Mabel: nope!
Dipper: I’m going only because you’re my sister.
Mabel: yay!!
2:09 AM
Robbie: so this is probably stupid but is anyone up
Dipper: can’t sleep?
Robbie: nah
Robbie: you cant either?
Dipper: wanna talk abt it
Robbie: you wanna come hang out in the graveyard?
Dipper: omw
10:02 AM
Mabel: wtf dipper?? you left and didn’t tell me??
Mabel: at least tell me yall are ok?
Robbie: we’re fine
Robbie: he fell asleep
Wendy: stop luring pple out to drink their blood ya damn vampire /hj
Robbie: im not a vampire! besides i dont wanna drink this dweebs blood! probably tastes like fuckin nerd
Bill: wtf is going on it’s too early to be going off this much goddamn
Mabel: robbie kidnapped my brother!!
Robbie: did not! he came of his own free will!!
Dipper: Oh my god shut the fuck up!! Robbie didn’t kidnap me nor did he drink my blood! I’m fine!
Mabel: sry dippin dots
Bill: im muting the chat so i can actually sleep
Wendy: it’s literally almost lunch wdym
Lee: let him sleep he was out really late last nite
Nate: yea i heard him going thru the trash
Mabel: some1 needs to get that boy shelter he cant keep doing this
Wendy: last time i tried to offer him our guest room he flipped out and i didnt see him for 2 weeks
Mabel: dipper u need to talk to him
Dipper: Why me???
Mabel: ur the only 1 he’ll listen to
Wendy: shes not wrong
Wendy: he only listens to u
Dipper: I’ll try. No promises.
Mabel: thx dippin dots!!