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[Chat Created by User CC-2224]
[Admin Status granted to User CC-2224]
[Admin added CC-1010, CC-3636, CC-5052, CC-6454, CT-7567]
CC-3636: Kote what is this osik? It’s taking up half my HUD.
CC-2224: We don’t have holo privileges and we need a way to communicate with each other outside of approved briefings.
CC-2224: We need to a place to cross-reference our flimsiwork.
CC-2224: There’s no way the casualty reports I’m receiving from your battalions are accurate. And I’m only being CC’ed on AARs only half the time.
CC-3636: Yeah. They’re not.
CC-3636: They changed what form we’re using.
CC-3636: Look under the PR-64s your natborns are sending in. Some of the officers might not have updated how they’re filing their KIAs.
CC-5052: Wait PR-64s?
CC-6454: Cody, this line can’t be secure.
CC-1010: I agree with Ponds. This must be against regulation.
CC-6454: I said nothing about regulations Fox, I don’t give a kriff about regulations. I just don’t want to be decommissioned because we’re breaking the law for flimsiwork of all things.
CC-6454: Worst way to die, ever.
CC-5052: I’ve just checked the new filing brief. MIAs are under missing equipment. We don’t just misplace troopers in the supply line. It’s the same form, the kark?
CC-5052: What about troopers with recovered bodies. I’ve been putting it under WD-13.
CC-2224: You want WD-12. 13 is for lab specimens.
CC-2224: @CC-1010 @CC-6454 What do you take me for? Of course I made it secure. First thing I did.
CT-7567: Can someone do something about the names? These numbers are giving me a headache.
CC-1010: Cody, what is Rex doing on this chat? I thought this was for batch only.
CC-5052: Rex is part of our batch Fox.
CC-3636: Kriff off Fox.
CC-1010: No he isn’t. Just because the rest of you adopted him doesn’t mean I did.
CT-7567: Love you too, Fox.
CC-6456: Ignore him. He’s just salty about his assignment.
CC-3636: Don’t see why. Most vod’d kill for a cushy Coruscant job.
CC-1010: Shut the kark up Wolffe.
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[Admin has changed CC-1010’s handle to Fox]
[Admin has changed CC-3636’s handle to Wolffe]
[Admin has changed CC-6456’s handle to Ponds]
[Admin has changed CC-5052’s handle to Bly]
[Admin has changed CT-7567’s handle to Rex]
[Admin has changed CC-2224’s handle to Cody]
Cody: There. That’s better.
Wolffe: So, you’re really sticking with Cody then?
Cody: Yes.
Wolffe: Coward.
Bly: Wolffe.
Ponds: Wolffe.
Rex: Jinx.
Fox: Rex. What is this?
Rex: It’s something natborns say when people say the same thing at the same time. Skywalker told me about it. He says it's cool.
Cody: Because Skywalker is an infinite spout of wisdom.
Ponds: Wow, Cody. Tell us how you really feel.
Bly: What’s wrong with Commander Skywalker?
Rex: Nothing.
Cody: Nothing. I’m sure Skywalker is a perfectly competent jedi.
Fox: I would like to point out this has nothing to do mission briefings or AARs.
Bly: Which in Cody speak is?
Fox: Or flimsiwork.
Cody: He flies like a manic, he keeps taking apart my ships in the name of improving the engines so my pilots have nothing to pilot and he has yet to sit through a single mission briefing without disrupting it.
Fox: This is so beyond regulation.
Wolffe: Do your shebs ever get sore from that stick up it?
Bly: Wolffe.
Bly: Stop.
Cody: And whenever we’re stationed on Coruscant he just flat up disappears and even General Kenobi doesn’t know where he goes.
Ponds: Just accept the chaos Fox.
Fox: I was assigned to the wrong batch.
Fox: Neyo and Bacara don’t have to put up with this.
Cody: He’s a fine fighter but he’s infuriating. And what’s worse is that his method works.
Cody: Except when it doesn’t and then General Kenobi vanishes and I have to be the one to explain logic and proper battle strategy to my superior officer.
Cody: Who could have me decommissioned at a moment’s notice.
Rex: Skywalker wouldn’t do that.
Cody: You don’t know that Rex.
Cody: You should be more careful.
Wolffe: You’re just jealous Rex likes him more than you.
Ponds: Unnecessary shot.
Fox: Necessary shot.
Bly: Guys, seriously.
Cody: No, he doesn’t.
Cody: Do you Rex?
Rex: Of course not.
Fox: Lying bastard.
Fox: Anyway, Cody, did you program a shut down for this thing. I have a meeting with the Chancellor in a minute.
Cody: Hang on.
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Cody: Icon to the left.
Fox: Thanks.
[Fox is Offline]
Wolffe: So… is this going to stay online? How are you even storing this?
Cody: I have commandeered a server.
Bly: Cody?
Wolffe: We don’t want to know do we?
Cody: No. No you do not.
[Cody is Offline]
Ponds: Eloquent as ever.
Ponds: He really gets off on being cryptic, doesn’t he.
Bly: Just accept the plausible deniability and move on, Ponds.
Rex: You know what this chat need renaming.
Wolffe: Can you even do that?
Rex: Maybe?
Rex: Ponds, you know comm tech. Can you change it?
Ponds: Eh. I’m not that good. I don’t even know how Cody programmed this thing, and I don’t have the ability to splice into it from here.
Bly: Do you think Cody would let anyone have Admin privileges but him?
Ponds: Yeah. We’d need Gree. Gree could crack it.
Bly: I need to go. General Secura’s calling a meeting.
[Bly is Offline]
Wolffe: Same. Koon has just commed me.
Ponds: Busy day.
[Wolffe is Offline]
[Rex is Offline]
[Ponds is Offline]