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GARREG MACH CHAT FIC ((GONE WRONG))

Summary:

Claude: lmao arent u 12 or somthing

Lysithea: Claude.

Claude: yas mam sorry mam

Hilda: are you scared of her?

Lysithea: You should be.

Hilda: yes mam sorry mam

Notes:

this chapter sloppy but itll get better i think. also! i would love title suggestions <3

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Chapter 1: the beginning.......

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Byleth E. has added Edelgard von Hresvelg, Claude von Reigan, and Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd to Untitled Groupchat.

Professor Byleth: Hello students. It has come to my attention that classes could benefit from inner and outer house communication. Please use this opportunity to further develop bonds. And help Linhardt get to class.

Claude von Reigan: we got gcs now?? ayyyy

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd: Claude, must you always speak in code?

Claude von Reigan: vlr hkrt fq, edev ;)

Edelgard von Hresvelg: Of course, my teacher. I’m so sorry for Linhardt’s behavior.

Professor Byleth: Worry not, Edelgard. I do not blame you.

Professor Byleth: And Claude?

Claude von Reigan: yes, “my teacher”? lol

Professor Byleth: Please refrain from causing too much trouble. It’d be a shame if Lady Rhea were to take this privilege away.

Claude von Reigan: as if rhea would say no to you. but, sure, teach. no trouble, antics, plotting, shenanigans, and CERTAINLY no scheming ;) ;) ;)

Edelgard von Hresvelg: Please, professor, ignore him. He will be kept in check.

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd: Seconded, professor. I will keep watch over Claude :)

Professor Byleth: Thank you both. You all have admin rights, please don’t abuse them. Give me a moment- I will make a server with all students to better announce this.

 

Byleth E. has added Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd, Edelgard von Hresvelg, Claude von Reigan, Dedue Molinaro, Hilda Valentine Goneril, Hubert von Vestra, and 18 others to unnamed group chat.

Byleth E. has changed group name to “Garreg Mach Students”

Professor Byleth: Hello students. This is the general chat room for Garreg Mach students. Your house leaders have been given admin rights and will make servers for each house.

Professor Byleth: Don’t get me fired.

Claude von Reigan: teach is gone! lets plan our overthrowing of the church

Edelgard von Hresvelg: Oh?

Hubert von Vestra: Oh?

Ashe Ubert: oh :0 well hello everyone! I look forward to getting to know you all better :)

Sylvain Jose Gautier: well, i certainly look forward to talking with all the lovely ladies ;)

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd muted Sylvain Jose Gautier

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd: Anyway.

Mercedes von Martritz: Your Highness??

Dedue Molinaro: I agree with His Highness’ decision.

Felix Hugo Fraldarius: no one cares, lapdog.

Hilda Valentine Goneril: OKAY! this isnt the blue lions chatroom. go to the corner.

Felix Hugo Fraldarius: hmph. like i wanted to talk them anyway.

Claude von Reigan: house leaders!! @edelgardh @dimitrib this is our cue to make our house chats!!!