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AITA? I (34 M) used all of my ex-boyfriend’s (30 M) eggs to make an omelette after spending the night at his place since he didn’t make me breakfast.

Edit: yes he had 5000 eggs but I made the world’s biggest omelette

Edit 2: okay he’s not really my “ex boyfriend” because we never put a label on it, but it was easier than saying “guy I’ve been screwing but now we’re pissed at each other”

Edit 3: I never fed him at my place because I don’t have a place, I couch surf.

Edit 4: literally none of your business if we’re still seeing each other, you nosy fucks.