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Kyle was standing in front of his locker putting books in and out of his bag that hung over his shoulder. After he closed his locker he saw stan who was creepily standing behind his locker, kinda scared kyle a bit but not that much because well it was stan.
“Oh, hey stan-”
“Are you an arsonist?” Stan said cutting kyle off.
“What?”
“Well, are you an arsonist, kyle?”
“No, why are you asking me this?”
“Remeber the whole case about south park elementary school that was closed like a year ago?”
he stood next to kyle as they started to walk down the hallway to the cafeteria.
“Yeah..? did they open it again or something?”
“Yup, my dad really wants that totally real cash prize for finding who ever did it. So now im supposed to take notes on all the kids in school it fucking sucks.”
“Dude then dont do it, plus it was probably an adult like PC principle or something.”
“I cant not do it or my dad will be up my ass all day about it”
“Jeez, he really cares that much?.. About the money?”
“Yes dude, plus you know how annoying he can be.”
Kyle nodded and look a peek at stans notes, It was sorta hard to read with stan just scribbling down random shit like how scott was looking at his desk for 3 minutes, or how Timmy said his name 30 times last period.
“Hey guys!” Kenny said as they stopped to wait till Kenny was done putting away his shit.
“Hey Kenny, have you seen Cartman yet?” kyle handded stan his detective notes back.
“Also, kenny did you do anything suspicious today.” Stan opened back up his notes.
“Well not today that would be any surprise to you guys, why you ask?”
“The elementary case got opened up again so stans looking for suspects”
“Its open again? Why?”
“Like I fucking know Kenny, lets just head to lunch already.”
“Jeez sorry you got all that sand in your vagina stanley but dont make that our promblem”
“Oh fuck off.” stan walks away from the laughing kenny as Kyle follows him to the cafiteria. Kenny coming along as well.
The group walked into the cafeteria as stan opened back up his notes again and looked around for a solid minutes, Kyle and kenny dragged him to the lunch table as kenny went in line to find eric, Kyle stayed with stan looking over his shoulder to see what he was writing down. Noting was really happening in the lunch rooms expect for Clyde being unreasonably loud that day, making it worse that Craigs gang sat on the table infront of them, which also happened to be where stan was staring.
“Notice anything suspicious about Token or something?”
“No not Token, they sorta just act the same. Well Tweek looks suspicious I guess.”
“I guess he does look a bit sad”
Kenny and cartman came back with their food, kenny sitting down next kyle and stan. Kenny started eating his food.
“Mmph mmhm mh?”
“Well, Tweeks being a bit suspicious don’t you think?”
“Mmhm mmph mmph mmfp mmphm”
“Yeah.. I hope not, they look so happy together”
The three scooted next to eachother shoulder to shoulder looking at Tweek, He was shaking a bit more than normal; sorta like how he would when they were kids. He was just looking down at his plate hunched down, Craig stopped talking andtook his coffee cup handing him some water, Tweek side eyed him for a bit still sorta sad and picked up the bottle, he tried to drink out of it but spilt most of it on the table; It was kind of a sad sight because then craig looked away from tweek and tweek got even spazzier. Stan Kyle and Kenny were full on glaring at this point, stan just writing down “Tweek sus” through all of that.
“Uh do you wanna write more stan?”
“Why, this is all my dad needs and deserves”
“Oh put a frowny face next to it so its sad”
Stan did what kenny said and put a frowny face next to “Tweek sus,” They still were shoulder to shoulder when Tweek looked up and the three staring at him weirdly, then Craig noticed and flipped them off. They all scooted away from eachother as Stan wrote that Craig was being a bitch; Which was what Stan said about craig everyday. Kyle started to read through stans notes again and Stan stole some of kennys food when he wasnt looking. Some of the old notes looked sorta like they were written to someone specific but Kyle decided to skip those pages. Eventually he saw Randys handwriting which was worse than stans writing about possible suspects like Butters dad or Mr garrison; kyle was a bit shocked seeing “Mr Garrison” on there, he had forgotten about for a minute.
“Hey, whys kennys dad on this list”
“Huh??”
Kenny reached over and grabbed stans notes
“Stan, tell your dad to stop framing mine he was passed out for like a week during that whole thing!”
“Okay Okay I’ll my dad tomrrow when i go to the farm”
“I though you went with your dad on weekends?’
“Well yeah but he wants to have me for more days because of the case, plus he doesn’t really care since i told him mom was thinking of letting him live with us again.”
“Mmph mmhm mmfph?’
“No kenny im not stealing weed that’s probably illegal.”
“Mmpfh mmhp!”
“Don’t talk with food in your mouth please” Kyle looked away from Kenny
Kenny rolled his eyes at Kyle a bit upset at stan for not stealing some of his dads weed. The bell rang and everyone got up to their next class.