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David blew into Rose Apothecary like a gust of wind. “I’ve had nothing but bad luck all day” David bellyached.
“And yet it’s only noon,” Patrick retorted.
“I don’t see how that’s relevant.”
“Okay, David. What happened?”
“First, Alexis hogged the bathroom and I had to skip my water based leave-in conditioner. Then, Bob jogged over like the little engine who could when I was leaving the cafe. It’s like I’m cursed with the evil eye!”
“David. Those are just minor inconveniences. I see you didn’t bring me the tea I asked for though.”
David huffed. “I’ll be right back.”