Characterassassination
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- Schitt's Creek (65)
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Santa Claus is Comin' to Town by Characterassassination for jamilas_pen
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
22 Dec 2025
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Patrick dresses up as Santa. David wants to have some fun.
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The Brewers are coming to Schitt's Creek for Christmas. Lies are told, conversations are overheard, hints are dropped, mistletoes are hung, misunderstandings abound, chaos ensues.
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Patrick desperately wants something but doesn't know how to bring it up to David.
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Marcy buys the boys matching holiday sweaters for the annual Brewer Christmas party.
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Everything's Delicious by Characterassassination for AWorldOfDreams
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
28 Nov 2025
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Thanksgiving dinner in the Brewer-Rose house after the incident with the stuffing.
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The Internet Is A Breeding Ground For Freaks! by Characterassassination
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
05 Dec 2025
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Unrelated fics inspired by things I see on the internet that make me immediately think of SC.
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Patrick sometimes has a hard time with communication, with telling the truth....for various reasons. Let's explore that. These will be stand-alone works about Patrick getting caught in a lie that has to do with his relationship with David. Maybe he was trying to hide his crush? Maybe he wanted David to like him back? Maybe he wanted some alone time with his new boyfriend? Maybe he told lies to his parents so they wouldn't find out about his secret relationship...or that he's gay? We'll see where this takes us :)
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Bookmarked by Characterassassination
20 Dec 2025
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At the end of Season 4, Patrick decides to go home for the holidays and brings his boyfriend with him.
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Bookmarked by Characterassassination
19 Dec 2025
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23 Nov 2025
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Patrick isn't naturally good at dirty talk, but he's a persistent guy. He works at it.
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Bookmarked by Characterassassination
24 Oct 2025
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Patrick visits a gay club, thinking that if he can get some practical experience it might give him the courage to come out. He ends up getting a lot more experience than he had hoped for.
Bookmarked by Characterassassination
03 Oct 2025