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- Schitt's Creek (9)
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David was looking forward to a quiet Valentine's Day with his husband, but Patrick agreed to some emergency babysitting.
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David and Patrick use their jam-a-day advent calendar as an opportunity to share things about themselves.
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Patrick and David are visiting the Brewers for Christmas. Marcy is having trouble giving away a table. (It’s not about the table.)
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A kitchen mishap has occurred.
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The last time David bedazzled anything, he was twenty-two.
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Patrick and Alexis get pulled over.
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23 Feb 2026
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“I told you, Patrick,” David says, rolling his eyes. He vanishes again, and Patrick is still blinking up confusedly when David appears at his side. “I’m a fucking ghost.”
Later, when he’s reliving the moment that he met David Rose, Patrick won’t acknowledge to himself that he fainted. But that’s exactly what he does.
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30 Sep 2023
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Stevie runs a used bookstore in Schitt's Creek, and Ruth is new in town. Five times Ruth comes in to ask for a book from Stevie, and one time she brings Stevie one of her own.
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01 Jul 2023
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Extraterrestrial Tea artist David Rose and numbers guy Patrick Brewer know each other only through their fractious emails — until they are assigned to plan the end of year employee party together. Will a partnership so steeped in frustration brew up trouble — or a cup of cheer?
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12 May 2023
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A vid for David and Patrick set to "Sunscreen" by Ira Wolf.
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06 Feb 2023