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Patrick and Alexis get pulled over.
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23 Feb 2026
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“I told you, Patrick,” David says, rolling his eyes. He vanishes again, and Patrick is still blinking up confusedly when David appears at his side. “I’m a fucking ghost.”
Later, when he’s reliving the moment that he met David Rose, Patrick won’t acknowledge to himself that he fainted. But that’s exactly what he does.
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30 Sep 2023
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Stevie runs a used bookstore in Schitt's Creek, and Ruth is new in town. Five times Ruth comes in to ask for a book from Stevie, and one time she brings Stevie one of her own.
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01 Jul 2023
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Extraterrestrial Tea artist David Rose and numbers guy Patrick Brewer know each other only through their fractious emails — until they are assigned to plan the end of year employee party together. Will a partnership so steeped in frustration brew up trouble — or a cup of cheer?
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12 May 2023
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A vid for David and Patrick set to "Sunscreen" by Ira Wolf.
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06 Feb 2023
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The last place Patrick expects to discover himself is trapped in a snow storm with nothing but his past for company.
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05 Feb 2023
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In order to make it look like he’s having a romantic vacation, David asks a handsome stranger to kiss him for a photo.
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05 Feb 2023
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Patrick and Twyla are morning people. David and Alexis are not. This continues to be true while camping.
A 5+1 of early morning chats through the years.
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24 Dec 2022
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During their week-long separation, David gets drunk at a bar one night and calls Patrick for a ride home.
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22 Dec 2022
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Two days after their night together at Stevie’s, Patrick decides to make David a pie. Things don't go so well.
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18 Dec 2022
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“Hey,” Patrick says as he toes off his shoes by her side, leaning down to get them rather than kicking them off like she’d always known him to do, “make yourself at home. Really.”
She nods and watches him disappear down the hall, glancing back only to wave her in as he turns the corner. Once alone, she allows herself a second to take it all in: the fact that she’s in her ex-fiance’s house, the fact that he has a husband, the fact that somehow, against the odds, this is the most he’s ever acted like the version of him she’d fallen in love with, back when she’d first learned how to fall in love at all.
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Rachel visits a certain best friend at his new house. She has a lot of feelings about it.
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11 Dec 2022
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Early relationship making out, featuring thirsty Patrick and frantic thigh fucking. That's it, that's all that happens.
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22 Oct 2022
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Someone in Elmsboro is terrorizing teens. Finally, the story that journalist David Rose can use to get his big break. If only deputy sheriff Patrick Brewer would answer his questions instead of blocking him at every turn and distracting him with those big, dumb, earnest eyes of his.
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19 Oct 2022
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“I was going to propose, you know,” he whispers. “I bought the rings and everything. I asked for Stevie’s blessing.”
David wipes at his eyes and laughs, a little hoarse. “And what did she say?”
“She said if I did anything to hurt you she would make sure I didn’t live to do it again,” A fond smile crosses Patrick’s face at the memory. “But she clearly didn’t follow through.”
“Huh,” David laughs, and it sounds hollow. “What a bitch.”
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Patrick runs into David five years after their break-up.
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28 Sep 2022
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The Prompt:
Mutt comes back to town for the winter and finds the barn uninhabitable. Faced with sleeping on his parents' couch for the next few months, he jumps on Jake's offer of his spare room in exchange for some help around the woodshop. Between holidays and through storms, they discover that they have a lot more in common than they ever thought.
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10 Sep 2022
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Patrick plants a garden, wears jorts and pouts a lot. David loves him.
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29 Jul 2022
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He’s the one in blue.
A series of Soft™ prompts, asked on tumblr, because this show makes me Very Soft™
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- Part 1 of let our walls cave in
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04 Jun 2022
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Five ways it could have ended (and one way it still could) by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
16 Jun 2020
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Five ways David and Patrick’s relationship could have ended, and one way it still might.
Mind the tags, folks. This ain’t a fluffy one.
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23 May 2022
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The driver steps out of the truck, and David shields his eyes against the bright sun to get a better look at his apparent rescuer.
“Hey, there,” the driver calls. “Are you okay?”
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David's car breaks down on a back road, and Farmer Patrick comes to the rescue.
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03 May 2022
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“Coco Chanel said to wear perfume wherever you want to be kissed.”
“And where do you put your cologne, David?” Patrick asks teasingly.
Patrick samples the store's colognes. David has a lot of feelings, but he'll figure those out later.
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02 May 2022