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Tony liked the kid, he really did.
His ideas, though? Questionable at best. No, slightly stress-inducing at best. That is the nicest thing Tony could say about his ideas. And there was absolutely nothing he could do to change that.
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16:34
Peter Parker: you want to know something funny
mr. stark: Funny as in I laugh or funny like I’m calling the suit now?
Peter Parker: DONT CALL THE SUIT
Peter Parker: ITS ACTUALKY FUNNY THIS TIME
mr. stark: Sure
Peter Parker: i was just gonna tell you that we watched cap in pe again today
mr. stark: You watched what?
Peter Parker: cap
Peter Parker: captain america
mr. stark: Yes I understood that
mr. stark: Why were you watching him in PE?
Peter Parker: i mean we watched his psa thing
mr. stark: Am I supposed to know what you’re referencing here?
Peter Parker: wha
Peter Parker: mr stark
Peter Parker: have you not watched them
mr. stark: Kid I still don’t know what we’re talking about
Peter Parker: oh my god
Peter Parker: im about to change your life
mr. stark: Congratulations
mr. stark: I’m concerned
Peter Parker: hi concerned
Peter Parker: im dad
mr. stark: Excuse you?
Peter Parker: yep my bad
Peter Parker: wont happen again sir
Peter Parker: anyway
Peter Parker: so
Peter Parker: theres these videos
Peter Parker: of captain america
Peter Parker: and they show them in like
Peter Parker: idk
Peter Parker: middle school and high school
Peter Parker: and hes basically standing there
Peter Parker: telling us to not do drugs
Peter Parker: which is stupid honestly
Peter Parker: bc didnt he take drugs to be cap
mr. stark: In a sense
Peter Parker: right yea
Peter Parker: and theres one of him for the pacer test
Peter Parker: i hate that one
mr. stark: What’s the pacer test?
Peter Parker: running
mr. stark: Ah
Peter Parker: yea
Peter Parker: you should look the videos up
Peter Parker: theyre kinda funny actually
mr. stark: It’s interesting that they’re still showing them
mr. stark: As he is a war criminal and all
Peter Parker: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Peter Parker: like
Peter Parker: i fought this dude
Peter Parker: and now hes telling me to do a pushup
Peter Parker: the math aint mathin
mr. stark: I’m not even going to try to understand that statement
mr. stark: But yes
mr. stark: The whole thing is mildly humorous
Peter Parker: see
Peter Parker: i can be funny
Peter Parker: we dont need the suit
mr. stark: This time
Peter Parker: any time
mr. stark: Don’t push it Parker
18:03
Peter Parker: i just thought of something even better
Peter Parker: bc caps a war criminal and terrorist and all
Peter Parker: they should replace him with colonel rhodes
Peter Parker: colonel rhodes is a good role model right
Peter Parker: i mean
Peter Parker: hes not a fugitive AND hes really cool
Peter Parker: so hes better than cap
Peter Parker: so he should be in those videos
mr. stark: You know kid
mr. stark: Sometimes
mr. stark: Occasionally
mr. stark: You have a truly brilliant idea
mr. stark: This is one of those times
Peter Parker: so youre gonna get colonel rhodes to do it
mr. stark: We’ll see
Peter Parker: yessssssssssssss
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18:14
Tones: So Peter had an idea
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On second thought, Tony might be able to learn to appreciate the kid’s ideas. Just a little bit.