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Tim, no lying in the group chat

Summary:

The slow progression of Tim and Jason becoming brothers told via texts

short chapters but they should come out quickly

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Step One: Coffee

Chapter Text

batmobile, batcomputer, batcow, bat… brothers?

Timbo: hey jason, what do you want from starbucks?

*thirty minutes later*

Legal Zombie: nitro cold brew

Timbo: you snooze you lose

Legal Zombie: ???

Timbo: you don’t use your voice, you don’t get a choice

Legal Zombie: wtf does that mean?

Damian: What Drake means to say is that, you responded too late and he already ordered, payed, left, is now half way home, and will not be ordering you a new drink.

Legal Zombie: alright Replacement, did you at least order me something good?

Timbo: i ordered you a venti frappicino

Legal Zombie: seriously!!!

big dork energy: Tim, don’t lie in the group chat

Timbo: 🙄

big dork energy: Jason, be ordered you a grande plain pike (regular coffee) after a good five minutes of staring at the menu freaking out and getting weird looks from the baristas

Legal Zombie: lmao

Damian: Yes Todd, it was in-fact humorous to see Drake struggle.

Timbo: y’all are the worst

big dork energy: even me? 🥺🥺🥺

Timbo: with those emojis? especially you