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reo's journey to add everyone in bluelock

Summary:

or: i wish reo had a more active role in bllk chatfics

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barou: can u all just shut up and pick up after urselves
barou: especially mr. hassle ur socks are all over the fucking bench they're radioactive
nagi: riding me so hard its insane
barou: ur fucking dead
chigiri: reo u could do so much better, im 6'10 btw 😊
barou: dont even lie ur room is just as nasty as isagi's personality
isagi: why's it always me
reo: @chigiri ???
bachira: shiiii i wouldn't have fumbled a rich man, hey gorjus 😍
nagi: fumbled isagi and rin in U-20 when u didn't make a single good play
bachira: damn ok im sorry???? 😭😭😭

Chapter 1: who want me 😍

Notes:

idk if i need to say this but heres ur warnings for the entirety of the fic that theres gonna be mentions of 'kys' and increasingly goofy descriptions of harm + some seggsual stuff but every bllk chatfic is like that so 😊👍

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

chat: 2nd Selection SQUADDDDD

 

barou: can nagi stop leaving his rank ass laundry all over the floor jfc

 

nagi: u want me so bad

 

barou: nobody has ever wanted u in the history of ever, u shitstain

 

chigiri: @reo u just gonna let that slide???

 

reo: PLEASEEE deactivate im not asking anymore

 

chigiri: @nagi guess he doesnt want u

 

nagi:  :x

 

reo: i didn't say all that

 

bachira: folded so quick 😭

 

reo: why are u here?? go play w ur monster

 

bachira: u mad ? 🤭🤭

 

isagi: i dont remember reo being so hostile

 

reo: thats what ur opponents say right before ur 5'6" ass starts calling them slurs

 

isagi: UNPROVOKED AND INACCURATE

 

reo: one almost slipped out there i know it

 

barou: can u all just shut up and pick up after urselves

 

barou: especially mr. hassle ur socks are all over the fucking bench they're radioactive

 

nagi: riding me so hard its insane

 

barou: ur fucking dead

 

chigiri: reo u could do so much better, im 6'10 btw 😊

 

barou: dont even lie ur room is just as nasty as isagi's personality

 

isagi: why's it always me

 

reo: @chigiri ???

 

bachira: shiiii i wouldn't have fumbled a rich man, hey gorjus 😍

 

nagi: fumbled isagi and rin in U-20 when u didn't make a single good play

 

bachira: damn ok im sorry???? 😭😭😭

 

reo: bachira almost scored that goal just with his own dribbling, give him a little credit

 

nagi: :/

 

bachira: thanks babe 🥰

 

reo: anytime 

 

isagi: u were really good bachira dont worry

 

bachira: my heart belongs to another man

 

chigiri: wants to be included so bad its embarrassing 

 

isagi: my fault??? was just trying to be nice 





reo: anyone up to train ? ik its late but i cant sleep

 

nagi: such a pain

 

chigiri: @reo im down, i think everyone else is asleep so it might just be us

 

nagi: ,,,,I'll probably go too

Notes:

ik the bllk chatfic market is SOOO oversaturated but ive quite literally gone insane
i've never written a chatfic before 💀 posting anonymously bc this is lowkey embarrassing i feel like ive hit some kind of low but i was giggling at these at like 1 am so they getting posted