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Bachira Meguru created the group chat ,,Investigation of Itoshi family private matters that I decided to make my business because it's 9pm on a random Tuesday"
Bachira Meguru added Isagi Yoichi + 27 others.
Bachira: sup cool people and Kaiser!!
Rin: What the fuck?
Kaiser: was will biene maja denn von mir
Ness: Die verstehen dich nicht Michael :')
Isagi Yoichi + 21 others are online
Isagi: Hi?
Chigiri: sup
Kunigami: ^^
Nanase: hey everyone!!
Reo: hi
Bachira: sooo everyone but Sei is online??
Bachira: I need EVERYONE for this matter of importance
Bachira: @Nagi @Nagi
Bachira: @Nagi
Bachira: @Reo alert your weeb boyfriend this is URGENT. CODE RED.
Otoya: code red???
Otoya: Megubro are u saying what I think you're saying
Karasu: I think I think you think he thinks you thinks what he thinks but what if what we think is not what he thinks
Rin: shut the hell up.
Rin: Bachira what has my FAMILY to do with all this.
Yukimiya: ^^^^^^^
Bachira: ...
Bachira: RinRin dearest...
Rin: ...
Rin: Count your days.
Kurona: blud used a period ‼️
Bachira: I first want you to know none of this was caused by me your humble bumble bff I was just a witness this is your canon event and I couldn't interfere.
Nagi Seishirou is online
Reo: hi nagi !!
Nagi: hi reo )
Karasu: booo
Rin: @Meguru YOU WERE SAYING??
Kurona: we reached them capsss
Bachira: I'm 😨 scareds
@Hiori this was a bad idea
Rin: ??????Yo?
Hiori: Rin I'm sorry...
Otoya: wait a damn minute is Rin just saying Yo bc he's offended or are him and that chick on a first name basis?
Hiori: I'm a dude you parasite.
Y u wanna see my dick so bad
Shidou Ryusei is online
Shidou: WHAT'S UPPPPPPP
Isagi: oh no.
Raichi: hide your brothers and dads
Reo: im leaving japan
Yukimiya: take me with you
Rin: Now what do YOU want.
Shidou: ... ( ;
Bachira: Ryusei
We're friends
You wouldn't do that.
That time I wanted to fight you
It really wasn't that deep
Shidou: teehee
Rin: CAN SOMEONE JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING
Shidou: I'M FUCKING YOUR NI-CHAN MY DEAREST BROTHER IN LAW
AND HE INVITED ME TO YOUR FAMILY DINNER NEXT FRIDAY YO MEET YALLS PARENTS
AND I HAVE HIS NEW PHONE NUMBER
Rin Itoshi is offline.
Shidou: oh c'mon
no funny reaction?????
no mental collapse on main??
Hiori: fr
I promised my streamers some action
Niko: unsubscribed tbh
Bachira: guys this is /srs!!
Rin is probably so upset right now
I feel bad
Aiku: how about you don't?
Otoya: who
Aiku: that bachira kid?
Isagi: asked 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kurona: woah
me personally I wouldn't take that gramps
Sendou: ^^^^
get of your rollator and swing them senior fists Oliver
Aiku: ????? we're the same age you hypocrite
Sendou: ...
I shave tho
Kurona: f
Aiku: @kurona aren't you like 5'2
little bro should be learning the alphabet
Kurona: i will leak your OF history to your manager
Nagi: 🍿
Aiku: ok woah woah woah alright
it was never that deep lil dude
reo: uh y'all
kurona: not as deep as the dude in the last video you watched was in the other guys ass?
Kaiser: DAMNNNN
Ness: wow oliver watches gay porn act shocked everyone
reo: GUYS.
Chigiri: reo dearest can't u see we're enjoying ourselves here
Karasu: what he said
Reo: yeah uh idc
y is rin standing in front of my house
I can see him on the security cameras
guys why does he have a chainsaw
guys
Shidou: I told him I'm chilling at your place
Reo: WHAT
ARE U NUTS
WHAT DID I DO
Shidou: eat the rich idk
Ness: @reo don't you have like a military level defense system on your mansion looking ass house anyways?
Reo: oh right mb
epic capitalism win
Bachira: Reoooo don't hurt Rin
Reo: thEn tell your overgrown homicidal toddler that im not fucking w shidou ion even like that guy
Hiori: damn mikage when did you grow some balls
Yukimiya: @reo Isn't Shidou literally on your prv story?
Karasu: @rin me personally I wouldn't just take that but that's just me
Private chat
Reo -------- Chigiri
R: Chigs
Chigiri loml
I'm scared shitless can u come over
C: pfffttt yea sure as if
eat my lotion rich kid
brought this upon yourself
Back in the GC
Kunigami: @reo don't you worry dude not even Rin can break through laser defense you'll be fine!!
Reo: yea im sure you're righr jefehkd drefjej
Reo: Hello. This is Rin.
Kaiser: f
Isagi: f
Sendou: f
Shidou: no f no respect
Hiori: y'all ain't gonna believe this
Oh my fucking fuck
Nagi is here
Isagi: ???
define ,,here"
Hiori: reos third bedroom, second floor, right wing, back side of the house
the one with the cream colored rug
I helped picking that one
Nanase: Didn't you say you liked it because it has the color of a human body just before starting to rot and emptying its internal organs after being killed? : (
Hiori: ...
you're delusional.
I'm leaving I deserve sm better.
Shidou: NO WAIT COME BACK GIRLY TELL US WHAT'S HAPPENING
Hiori: I'M A MALE.
Shidou: why is that oversized sloth at purple buns mansion? and hows rinny holding up??
Share with the class.
Videos and audios appreciated.
Kurona: ^^
Oliver: go to sleep
Kurona: go loose your virginity
Hiori: ANYWAYS
nagi was chilling in reos gaming room appearantly
came crawling out like the lazy shit he is when rin and reochi started throwing hands
never seen him that pissed lmao
Bachira: woaaaaa
@barou you and rin should team up in order to unlock nagis special lore quest and elemental powers
Barou is offline.
Hiori: DAMN NAGI KNOCKED RIN OUT I THINK
Yukimiya: how do you even know all that in real time? did u bug his entire fricking castle?
Otoya: bro said fricking 💀💀
Hiori: to answer your question kenyu
I live in reos other other fourth floor gaming room with the private cinema most of the time
he forgets to check every room at night because that'd take hours so im exploiting my opportunities
Bachira: omg we should all have a sleepover at reos place sometime @everyone
Barou is online
Barou: Not in a million Years.
Kaiser: Rejected.
Rin: Would rather die.
Shidou: OMG IT'S ITOSHI JNR!!
was Nagis right hook not nasty enough to keep you quiet for good :(
@Nagi disappointed
Nagi: Shut the fuck up.
Throwing Reo to the wolves like that.
I'm coming for you next.
Sendou: :0
Bachira: WHAT
Gagamaru: thisz isd cwrtainlee newh
Chigiri: Fuck me if im wrong but did Sei just write a decently coherent message with three sentences at ONCE.
Kaiser: You're wrong.
Kunigami: ??
Kaiser: mb mb
Reo: ok wow
I'm glad I'm alive and well too
thank you for asking guys.
Shidou: your fine babyboy‼️🔥
Rin: you're*
Kurona: oh
oh no
Yukimiya: what now?
why has shidou been typing for minutes.
Kurona: rumor has it shidou never went to school, he just spawned exclusively for the blue lock project
Ness: it's giving good omens
Kurona: soooo he hates getting his grammar corrected. Like. A lot.
Isagi: he's still typing guys.
Sendou: sweet mother mary.
Ness: Neuer beschütze uns...
Shidou: *YOUR BROTHER PREFERS TO TOP CAUSE HE LIKES LOOKING AT ME MORE THEN HE EVER ENJOYED LOOKING AT U DROOLEY RINRIN ALSO I UPLOADED THE DICKPICKS I SENT HIM ON YOUR DESKTOP AND NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU HUNT ME DOWN IT'LL NEVER BE LONGER THEN SAE LASTING IN ME.
Niko: i ain't reading allat ‼️‼️💥
Oliver: You should, it's quite entertaining.
Karasu: entertain yourself a woman bro
Otoya: skill issue fr
Bachira: @Rin
@Rin
@Rin
@Rin
You made up with Sae!!
Kind of!!
Before!!!
Briefly!!
Shidou: Over club penguin bc he blocked u everywhere else!!
Bachira: Ryu when I see you it's on sight istg
Don't let that insect get to you Rin.
Rin don't ignore me.
Rin we're gnawing at the foundation of your house.
Reo: WE???
Nagi: he means the hive )
Chigiri: the what.
Bachira:...
Alright ITOSHI.
No more Mister NiceGuy.
Aryu: 👀
Hiori: oh my god.
bachira.
you're cruel and terrible.
do it.
Barou: WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Niko: *threatening aggressive drum music getting louder in the background*
Bachira: ....
*Bachira Meguru added Itoshi Sae*
(to be continued)