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1. Read the Warning Label, Stupid by Ihsan997

   Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   13 Aug 2023

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Duergar
   • Original Dwarf Character(s) (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Original Gnome Character(s) (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Original Drow Character(s) (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Genie
   • Illithid | Mind Flayer Characters (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Original Elemental Character(s)
   • Archdevil Characters (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Cambion - Character
   • Original Elf Character(s) (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Deep Gnome - Character
   • Original Fighter Character(s) (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Original Dungeons & Dragons Character(s)
   • Hirelings (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Location: The Underdark (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Baldur's Gate 3
   • Location: Faerûn (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • Puzzles
   • Imprisonment
   • Separation Anxiety
   • Families of Choice
   • Choices
   • Stupidity
   • This Is STUPID
   • Boxing & Fisticuffs
   • Fist Fights
   • Battle
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Injury
   • Servants
   • Master/Servant
   • Stubborn Dwarves
   • Djinni & Genies
   • Fire
   • Loyalty
   • Business
   • Crimes & Criminals
   • Smuggling

   Summary

   Do you know why investigation and perception are such important skills? Because if you don’t use them, you might end up carrying a horrible cursed object which brings you nothing but problems, won’t disappear, and keeps you awake at night. That, and the evil chickens. Oh, the chickens.

   This is a prologue story for adventures in Descent Into Avernus, Baldur’s Gate III, and a few tabletop sessions relating to those settings. The stubborn Duergar, wistful deep gnome, and disenfranchised Drow characters are mine, but I don’t own Dungeons and Dragons.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Duergar Drollery in Dungeons and Dragons

   Language:

   English

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   16,279

   Chapters:

   9/9

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