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It was a warm, summer day.
Perhaps a bit too warm, since Gojo Satoru, the worlds strongest sorcerer, was laying on the floor, refusing to move but a single muscle. Luckily, Suguru was determined to get him to their mission.
”Satoru seriously.. you’re just getting the floor wet..”
The sweating teen just groaned and turned to his side, since his shirt was starting to stick to his back.
Suguru checked his phone… it was already the afternoon and they had to get rid of some curse that has been scaring the elderly in the next 2 hours. As if it wasn’t bad enough that it will take an hour to get there in the first place, his friend decided he didn’t wanna go after all.
Then, Getou had an Idea.
He sighed, “Oh well, I would’ve gotten us some icecream on the way home.. but since you’re busy sulking and whining..”
Suddenly, Gojo was beside him, looking at him with immense interest. Kinda like a cat waiting to get fed, he thought.
Then, almost instantly, they started walking to the subway station.
Satoru started babbling on about yet another series that got cancelled, and Suguru listened, as per usual.
”I’m telling you! They only cancelled it because Jenn wasn’t a guy!! If Jenn and May weren’t gay it would’ve been fine to them!” He moved his hands dramatically while explaining.
”I highly doubt it was only because of that.“ Getou knew how harsh some streaming platforms could be, but also knew that the studio didn’t have enough budget. Satoru didn’t think so, though.
“NONONO!! Seriously, you gotta watch the latest episode! They kissed for the FIRST TIME and then? CANCELLED!” He called out, throwing his hands in the air dramatically.
Getou chuckled to himself, how could such a powerful individual obsess over an F rated TV show instead of his actual work?
Some time passed, and they finally got to the small village.
The dark haired teen didn’t excpect the older one to do anything, but to his surprise the curse has been exorcised in a matter of seconds.
Satoru looked at him with wide eyes, seemingly expecting him to do something.
Oh, that’s right.
“Okay, let’s go get some icecream then!”
Gojos face lit up as he started dragging Suguru by the arm, not holding his hand since that’s gay.
Satoru started ranting again while Getou checked his phone to tell Shoko they were on their way.
“Dude, you really have to try something sweet for once. You can’t always eat takoyaki!”
Gojo often tried convincing his friends to try out candy he liked, but it never seemed to work on Suguru the way it did with others.
“I think i’m gonna pass.. I don’t even know how you’re still alive with THAT much sugar in your system..”
It wasn’t like the younger sorcerer hated desserts, but he liked seeing the other suffer.
Oh well, it was kinda cute seeing this guy get mad about the stupidest things, after all.
“NOO!!! FUCK!!”
Suguru immediately got into his battle stance, hands up and everything.
“What’s the situation?!”
“SUGURUUU...” Satoru whined, while pointing at the cafe they were heading to.
Looking to his left, there were people standing in line to the cafe..
He stared at where the line was going in disbelief.
it wrapped around the building two times, stretching out to where they were standing, on the other side of the road.
He finally let his guard down upon realising that there was no real threat, Satoru was just being a baby, so nothing new.
“Oh well, nothing we can do about it so,“
Getou really didn’t want to wait this long for some icecream, and was sure Gojo wouldn’t have the patience for that either, so he got ready to leave.
“I mean.. we can wait, idiot.”
“What?”
“You heard me, there’s a line for a reason. Icecream’s gotta be good!!”
“Satoru I didn’t bring sunscreen, we are gonna get a sunburn”
“And? Awww, can wittle Suguwu not handle a wittle sunburn?? Aww, does he wanna go home??”
“... Kill yourself”
Gojo made his way to the end of the line, clearly satisfied when Getou followed him.
He tried to hide his boredom, but Satoru failed at keeping his posture steady, giving himself away.
“We can just come here tomorrow you know..”
Suguru really didn’t have the patience to wait for more than 20 minutes.
“NO! I have made up my mind!”
He was determined to get that sweet, sweet ice-cream!
After a few more awkward minutes of waiting, Satoru started giggling.
“Hey.. hey Suguru... look at her.. “ He whispered not so quietly into the other ones ear while pointing at the lady infront of them.
“What about her?” It was just an average lady.
“SHHH... look at her hair..!”
Still pointing at her, he started giggling into his free hand, tears prickling his eyes.
Then he saw it. Some bright pink gum, tangled inside her long hair.
...
It wasn’t that funny.
“CAN YOU SEE IT??” He whispered while holding back his laughter.
“It’s not funny..” He held back a smile, praying Gojo didn’t notice.
Gojo took a deep breath...
“... It looks like a penis...” He started giggling again, leaning on Sugurus shoulder.
Getous expression remained neutral, despite him being ashamed to the core.
Satoru started shaking him, begging him to look at it while visibly pointing at it, almost touching it.
Curiosity got the better of him.
Slowly.
He raised his head.
And there it was.
It started with a scoff... then turned into a chuckle...
“LOOK AT THE TIP!” Gojo ‘whispered’
Getou was desperately trying not to laugh, unlike Satoru who was now audibly laughing.
Suguru couldn’t hold it in anymore. He started laughing obnoxiously loud, without a care in the world.
“THE BALLS ARE HAIRY SUGURU! THEY’RE *HAIRY*”
It took them another 10 minutes to calm down, but the line hasn’t moved even a little bit.
Getou took this time to meditate, he usually wouldn’t have time to himself, but since there was nothing else to do, and because Satoru would drive him insane sooner or later...
He closed his eyes and started breathing steadily.
He blocked out everything else, only listening to his breath...
Meanwhile, Gojo was extremely bored. He knew he shouldn’t bother Suguru again, he had his eyes closed and stuff, but he kinda wanted to poke his face. What’s he doing anyway?
The need to poke his face grew larger by the second.
It looks so poke-able..
He raised his hand..
BOOP!
Getous eyes instantly sprung wide open, he blinked a few times, before looking at his friend who was acting as if nothing happened.
“Did you just touch my face?”
“Hm? must’ve been a bug or something..” His smile betrayed him.
“I’m trying to pass time here, go bother someone else” Gojo rolled his eyes at that and looked around.
Ugly house...
Some cars....
Trashcan...
Bugs...
Oh! A cat!
He immediately locked his eyes on the kitty.
Gray fur and yellow eyes.. looks really young!
That was all he needed to know before moving to go pet it, he wasn’t a fool though!
He cramped his keys out of his pocket, and slowly made his way to the young feline.
He crouched down and jingled his keys to get the cat’s attention...
Success! It made its way to him! Clearly only interested in the foreign object in his hands, but still!
The kitten was just a step away. The teen wanted to just grab it and run away, but that would scare the silly little guy, so he just looked at it with wide eyes.
The cat looked at his face, and meowed! It meowed at Gojo!
He took that as an invitation and stuck out his other hand, setting his keys aside so he wouldn’t loose balance.
The kitty sniffed his hand, and then grinded it’s face onto his hand!!
He then pet it, gaining some cute meows and hopefully not rabies!
It was only after 5 minutes that Getou realized someone was missing.
He was done meditating and honestly surprised at the silence, but as he opened his eyes, Gojo was nowhere to be seen.
The line already moved to the other side of the street, and he did NOT want to give up his place to find his friend, so he would just have to get Satoru’s ice-cream himself.
Said friend was still petting the kitty, completely forgetting about Suguru.
Suddenly, there were three more cats! They all looked alike.. but really thin..
Alright! He was going to find food for those little goobers!
He started walking to a convenience store he knew and bought some cat treats, fish, toys and four little beds! Anything for them! Maybe he can take them home with him... oh well!
When he walked back to where he came from, the numbers have doubled! Eight little kitties!
He started giving away some treats, watching all of them storm onto them! The poor things must’ve not eaten in a loooong while.
An hour later, Satoru was still gone.
Suguru was a little pissed since he was the reason they got into the line in the first place, but he came too far just to storm off.
He was almost inside the cafe after all.
What was he gonna get anyway?
...
He debated on getting the tuna flavored one to annoy him but..
He’s feeling generous right now.
Even if Gojo did run off, he did tell him to do so, right?
...
Sprinkles would be good.
Here he was, the worlds strongest sorcerer, petting, feeding, and playing with stray cats!
He bought some squishy toys earlier, some rats and some bears, and started throwing them around! The kitties were so adorable and energetic after eating everything he had on him!
Wait, why was he here again? The sun was starting to set..
Oh well, he can just call Getou, he would know!
He just paid for the icecream, one scoop of chocolate and one of cookie dough, covered in chocolate and sprinkles, inside a sprinkled cone. Now to find Satoru..
As if he could read his mind, he got a call from his friend.
“Heyyy Suguru!!”
“Hey imbecile. Why’d you leave me to wait?”
“Huh? OH YEAH!! Are you still waiting in line?? Should I come over?”
“I got your ice-cream dicknips. Send me your location.”
“HAHA DICKNIPS!! Ohhh ok, will do! listen, I got so-“
He hung up at that, and started to walk towards the location he was sent.
After a minute of walking, he stumbled across Satoru, playing with various cats.
... He had to blink twice to make sure that this was real.
He left him alone...
To go play with kitties...
While Suguru had to wait.. to get something for Satoru..
“Hey there.. your ice-cream’s melting.”
“OH! HELLO!!” Gojo said that a little too loudly, scaring the cats away.
“Nooo!! Wait, come back!” He frowned a bit before standing up with a grunt.
“Hope you had fun while i waited in line.” Suguru said with a serious look on his face.
“I did have fun! Also thanks man! Knew I could count on you!” He grabbed his now melting snack and leaned on the younger ones shoulder.
“Well, let’s never do that again.” Suguru was a little proud of himself for managing to wait that long, on his own at that.
“Whatever you say, boss.”
They walked back home together, talking about anything but work.
They decided that the Ice-cream was worth it after all, as Gojo managed to get Getou to taste some. It was truly delicious.