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belobog and friends! (wdym friends)

Summary:

it's a belobog chat fic! because i need motivation to wake up in the morning.

Chapter 1: the beginning (kill me)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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silver 🐺 added MOMMY, Blad(i)e, #1 Trash and #2 Trash to "New Chat"

silver 🐺 changed the group's name from "New Chat" to "Disgusting Gay Losers"

#2 Trash: what in the fuck is this

MOMMY: hi my sweet peas!

#2 Trash: @#1 Trash caelus help our deadbeat mom is messaging me

MOMMY: 😘

#1 Trash: Wtf

#1 Trash: Why are we in a group chat with all these Stelleron hunters

#1 Trash: Let's change that

#1 Trash added Dan Heng, marchie 🤟, Himeko, Welt Yang, BronyaRand💞, SEELE, K*ski, and 7 others to "Disgusting Gay Losers"

#2 Trash: did you seriously add all our belobog friends

#1 Trash: No :) I also added the astral express

Dan Heng: What is this?

#1 Trash: Hi Dan Dan Heng Heng 🥰

Dan Heng: ?

#2 Trash: ew PDA

Dan Heng: ???????????????

K*ski: HELLO FRIENDS

#2 Trash: kys

#1 Trash: kys

SEELE: kys

silver 🐺: idk who u r but kys 🤓

marchie 🤟: kys

Gepard (Do not call me "Geppie"): Kiss

Gepard (Do not call me "Geppie"): Fuck autocorrect

K*ski: GEPPIE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

K*ski: IF YOU WANT TO KISS ME ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ASK 😏😍 

#2 Trash: i hate gay people

Gepard (Do not call me "Geppie"): I

marchie 🤟: stelle bbg you short circuited his blond bimbo gay brain

Gepard (Do not call me "Geppie"): I am not a "bimbo" nor am I a homosexual

#1 Trash: 💀💀💀

#1 Trash: Riddle me this

#1 Trash: Have you ever masturbated

SERVALLLL: What the fuck

#1 Trash: To the thought of men

SEELE: specifically... TW: sampo?

K*ski: Why did you tw my name 😞

Gepard (Do not call me "Geppie") has left "Disgusting Gay Losers"

SERVALLLL added Gepard (Do not call me "Geppie") to "Disgusting Gay Losers"

SERVALLLL: You can't escape your gay that easily

BronyaRand💞: Good morning Everyone! 🌈🌹

SEELE: morning :)

marchie 🤟: SHE SMILED

marchie 🤟: AT BRONYA

marchie 🤟: OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENIGN EVERYONE

marchie 🤟: @#2 Trash @#2 TRASH @#1 TRASH

#2 Trash: IS SHE FINALLY COMING OUT???????????

#1 TRASH: LETS GO LESBIANS'

BronyaRand💞: Pardon?

SEELE: NOTHING IGNORE THEM

SEELE: @marchie 🤟 @#2 Trash @#1 Trash @K*ski i'm going to kill you all

K*ski: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO????????/// 

Natasha: Why didn't I get this much of a celebration when I came out as asexual?

pitchdarkHOOKTHEGREAT: because u r a evil witch 🧟♀️🧟♀️🧟♀️🧟♀️🧟♀️🧟♀️🧟♀️

Luka: Hook that's a zombie

MOMMY: @Himeko I forgot what boobs look like by the way I'm a visual learner!

Himeko: How do I block someone

Notes:

i'm so sorry