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Untitled Stendyle Comic

Summary:

Now on AO3!
Part 1 originally posted on Twitter and Tiktok on May 5th (@PilaLaPhillip)
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Watch Kyle have a Bi-Panic about his super best friend and his partner!

Notes:

Originally posted on Twitter and Tiktok: @PilaLaPhillip

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Chapter 1: PART 1

Summary:

Kyle's thoughts on his friendship with Stan and Wends.

Notes:

Originally Posted on May 5th 2023

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Notes:

I wrote part 1-3 in 2 days and drew part 1 in 3 days back in May.
It took me like 4 months to draw part 2 lmao, where did the inspiration go?

Chapter 2: PART 1.5

Summary:

EXTRA I: Craig Knows Stuff 1.

Notes:

Originally Posted on May 8th 2023

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Tweek: You won't believe who cameto the coffee.

Craig: i don't know, who?

Tweek: Stan! And not alone.

Craig: with Wends, wow, surprising.

Tweek:  And Kyle.

Craig: again, wow, surprising.

Tweek: Don't you find it weird? 

Craig: what? have friends? we have friends and hang out.

Tweek: Not like them! They are ALL the time together, and they act so weird too! Oh my gosh and when they get coffee here!! I have to take the orders and it feels so weird, I need to tell someone.

Craig: you can tell me.

Tweek: Like... They come here almost all the time! All together!! Never a date or something!! All of them knows what the other want perfectly detailed and then they leave like it's the most normal thing in the world!

Craig: woah, they are totally dating.

Tweek: Well, YEAH, Stan and Wends ARE dating, but Ky-

Craig: no, that's not what i meant.

Tweek: HUH?

Craig: they are ALL dating.

Tweek: Huh?! Like each other??

Craig: yes.

Tweek: Don't be ridiculous!

Craig: i'm telling you, honey, the three are dating.

Tweek: How can you possibly know?

Craig: just look at them, i just know it.

Tweek: Whatever you say.

Notes:

The idea of Craig realizing before everyone is funny to me.

Chapter 3: PART 2

Summary:

Things are getting weird.

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Chapter 4: PART 2.5

Summary:

EXTRA II: The Main 5 Hangout.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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extra 2

TW for mild transphobia

 

The Main Five, Kyle, Stan, Eric, Kenny and Marjorine are once again at Cartman's house to play Rummy like they do all weekends.

 

Cartman: I can't believe Kenny keeps breaking the "No chicks allowed" rule!

Marj: Oh! The gender affirmation!!

Kenny: C'mon dude! You do this every time, Marj has been part of the group basically since kinder so she gets to hang out with us!

Cartman: You just say that to spent more time with her! Even Stan follows this rule!

Stan: They are not a "chick", they just don't want anything to do with you, Cartman.

Cartman: Maybe if they doesn't want to be treated like a chick maybe they shouldn't wear skirts all the time.

Stan: HEY!

Kyle: CUT IT, FATASS! I'll fucking kick your face!

Marj: Fellas! Don't fight! You shouldn't care about Wends coming, Eric, they can come if they want and it's not going to apply to the rule.

Kenny: ... Welp, Kyle it's here so is basically the same.

Kyle: What is that supposed to mean?!

Kenny: Nothing! Are we going to play or nah?

Kyle: YES. Just, sit across, you two, we are betting so I don't wanna see you make out.

Kenny: You are cool about it!

Kyle: I am really not.

Cartman: But you are with Stan and Wends all the time, you must enjoy that shit then.

Kyle: EW no. They are actually decent.

Stan: Shut up and let's play.

 

They been playing for a few rounds, totally joking around and not paying that much attention. Everyone was so close to the 100 points, Eric losing a few times but paying his way in again which means that they were around $250 on the table.

 

Marj: -knocks the table- Eric, your turn!

Cartman: I don't get it Kahl, you are going to both teams and still single? What a loser. Now play.

Kenny: There are a lot of pretty people our age here!

Kyle: Yeah... No, I don't think I would date anyone from our school.

Stan: Wait, do you really mean that?

Kyle: -sigh- I don't know Stan, play, It's your turn.

Kenny: What? Sad you don't have a chance, Stanley boy?

Cartman: HA! Stan has a type!

Stan: No, I don't! Your turn Kenny.

Kenny: You really do, tho. Smart, Independent, Strong, Fight Cartman and win... Your turn, babe!

Stan: That's-...

Marj: -knocks the table- Your turn, Eric.

Cartman: Stan having a type doesn't mean anything tho, Kahl wouldn't date him... your turn, Jew.

Stan: Huh?!

Kyle: You don't have to tell me It's my turn, fatass, unlike you all I'm paying attention... And, why are you so obsessed with my dating life, anyways, Cartman? Your turn, Stan.

Cartman: ...

Kenny: The silence is too loud! Don't tell me, you... Lil' Eric Cartman has a crush on our Kyle?

Stan: No way.

Cartman: N-NO, I DON'T! STOP TELLING LIES.

Kyle: Oh Jesus, I'm going to throw up.

Kenny: Babe...

Marj: -gasp- I WIN!

Cartman, Kyle and Stan: WHAT?!

Kenny: Marj, you did it!!

Kyle: When did that happen? Geez, I have a lot of cards!

Marj: I've been knocking the table for the last three rounds!

Kenny: What happened, Kyle? I thought you were the only one paying attention.

Marj: Heh, count your points, boys!

Stan: UHG... I'm officially out.

Cartman: Of the closet? We know.

Stan: OF THE GAME! I got 47 points from this, yeah, I'm out.

Kyle: Ugh, me too.

Kenny: Same here!

Cartman: NO WAY! I'm not letting Marjorine win!

Marj: You used your last dollar on the last round! I win!!

Kenny: You are genius, babe!!

Cartman: WHATEVER, take your stupid money and leave my house! EVERYONE!

Kyle: Didn't plan on staying anyways!

 

Once everyone left the house, Marj and Kenny walked away together with their new money. Leaving Stan and Kyle alone.

 

Stan: So... Is it really true you would not date anyone from our school?

Kyle: Stan... I'm really tired of all of you talking about my absences of love life. Can you not?

Stan: I'm sorry, dude, I'm not bothering you anymore... Do you wanna go to my house and play something?

Kyle: Yeah, I would love that... I thought Wends was going there.

Stan: Heh, you know they don't mind!

 

Notes:

Just a look into the main 5 friendship in this story.

Comic format changes on the next part.

Chapter 5: PART 3

Summary:

Movie watch ruined succesfully

Notes:

New Cover! New Update!

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The first part was a bit of a hard watch, but nothing really explicit happened… Yet.

 

We would make comments over the movie.

 

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Several minutes passed, and I kept paying attention to the movie. I hear mumbling next to me.

 

Stan and Wends are talking about something in whispers, I can’t catch any of it, What’s up with them?

 

My attention returns to the screen. The protagonists in the movie are in a car, They are going hiking...

 

My brain can barely process what was happening, they got rid of their clothes and jumped into a lake. Once they were out and sat down at the lake shore two of them started… Kissing… And then-

 

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They are quietly looking at the screen, Wends clears their throat.

 

“Well, That’s-”.

 

I stand up. There's no way I'm talking to them right now. Why the fuck did they show me this?!

 

“I’ll be right back!” I almost squealed.

 

Before someone has a chance to say something, I start leaving the room. 

 

“Pause the movie, or whatever, I need to pee-...” I said as an excuse.

 

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What the hell is happening? What even is this movie? THAT KISS??? The way they were looking at me? Is this a kind of joke to them? How they act around me… WITH me, do they have an idea how they are making me feel? This is terrible, this is not right, this is not normal. We should have watched Clueless again, anything, really, anything but this.

 

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“Kyle? Are you ok?” Stan asked from the other side of the door.

 

I sniffed before replying.

 

“… I’m good!”.

 

“Are you crying?!”.

 

I touched my cheek, catching a tear that I did not notice.

 

Stan sighs.

 

“Want me to come in and talk about it?”.

 

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Stan opened the door and got in, walking to where I was sitting and kneeling in front of me. His hands are on my knees.

 

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We are both quiet. What are we supposed to say? How am I supposed to react? What is he expecting from this?

 

I look at Stan when his hand is over my cheek.

 

“Is this about the movie?”

 

“Stan…”.

 

“Listen, we didn’t know it was going to be like THAT, we are sor-...”.

 

“Stan. Please, don’t do this.” I grab Stan’s wrist. 

 

“We can finish the movie another time, or never! Let’s go do something else if it helps you feel better, dude-”.

 

As we heard someone walking to the bathroom, we both turned our heads to the wide open door. Wends’ head popped inside.

 

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Oh god, this can't be happening right now.

 

“I just don’t get it…”.

 

“Get what?” Stan asks, concerned.

 

I stand up with my arms outstretched.

 

“T-This! Both of you! I don’t understand what it’s up with you! And it’s so confusing I feel like you are messing with me!”.

 

“Ky- We could never!” Wends exclaimed.

 

“What do you mean Kyle?” asked Stan as he stood up too.

 

“Just- This whole… Weird special treatment you have with me… Our hangouts… It’s just not normal! It doesn’t feel normal to be like this with your friends!”

 

“Do you… Want us to stop?”.

 

“NO! I love them! I- I mean… That is not… necessarily… I want… I want answers.”.

 

“You want answers?” He is standing in front of me now.

 

“Yeah” I breathe out, ready to hear anything else but…

 

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We break the kiss and I stare numbly at Stan.

 

“wh… what”.

 

“THAT definitely did NOT answer any question, Stan!” Wends snaps, but they don't sound upset at all.

 

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“We like you, Kyle. We REALLY like you, more than any of our friends, that’s why we wanted you closer than any of them…” Wends explains, like it's the most casual thing in the world.

 

“Y-You are joking, right?”.

 

I can't believe this.

 

“We aren’t” Stan reassures me.

 

“What about going somewhere else to talk about it?” said Wends with a sweet smile, slightly pulling my arm to get out of the bathroom.

Notes:

I'm alive
But not for long
See you in like a two weeks and then 4 more months
Enjoy<3

Chapter 6: PART 3.5

Summary:

EXTRA III: Craig Knows Stuff 2.

Notes:

Fixed last chapter yesterday! If you want to check that out too <3

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craig knows 2

 

On this occasion, we follow Craig's gang, who are at a sleepover at Tolkien's place.

Like a group of girl teenagers, they are gossiping about all their classmates until the focus falls on…

 

Clyde: Have you seen The Golden Trio today? They were sitting together on a bench at the park?!

Tweek: Are we really surprised tho? They’ve been joined at the hip lately. 

Jimmy: Kyle is su-su-such a thi-thh-third wheel! I-It is a bit sad at th-thi-this point!

Clyde: For real! He is not going to get any bitches if he does not leave them alone! Aren't they tired of him?

Tweek: UGH, and you haven't see them at the shop dude.

Clyde: We gotta go find him a girlfriend! Help the little dude.

Tolkien: Or a boyfriend! He is Bisexual.

Jimmy: Da-damn, nobody wants him f-for real.

Craig : You are all sooo blind.

Tweek: ARHG! Not this again!

Clyde: Not what again?

Tweek: Craig has this stupid theory-

Craig: It's not stupid! And I'm totally right let me tell you.

Tweek: You don't even have proof!

Craig: I don't need proof! Just look at them!

Tolkien: Hey! Dads! Chill out! You keep arguing and you haven’t even told us the theory yet!

Tweek: Craig thinks they are all dating! All three! Together!

Craig: Thank you for letting me talk, honey.

 

Silence

 

Clyde : Naah

Jimmy: I don't th-think so.

Craig : woah, how can all three of you be so blind.. whatever I know I’m right. 

Tolkien: I mean! I know where you’re coming from but...

Tweek: but what?

Tolkien: I still talk with Kyle sometimes, He did mention being in a sorta situationship at the moment but I haven't thought too much about it.

Craig : And you are telling this now ? This is perfect.

Tweek: Ugh god, Craig he could be with anyone.

Craig: But at what time? Huh? You said they all stick together, all the time.. How can Kyle see anyone else, honey?

Clyde: He does have a point! But I have my own theory now!

Jimmy: We-welp, what is it?

Clyde: Kyle is totally a house wrecker.

Tolkien: Home wrecker. 

Clyde: Yeah.. yeah.. whatever.. house, home.. he’s a wrecker. 

Craig : oh my god that is so stupid.

Tolkien : but with who ?

Jimmy: He is t-totally with Stan.

Clyde : Have you seen how Wends and Kyle act around each other? It's totally with he-them! 

Tolkien: It could be either of them.

Craig: Ok, Ok, GUYS, you are totally proving my point in a WHOLE different way. Would you rather believe they are cheating on each other? Instead of believing all three are dating?

Tweek: Ack- we shouldn't even be talking about this! This is literally what we've been through before!

Jimmy: I-It is more common that t-they are cheating... We-we live in a s-ss-small t-t-town!

Clyde: I guess South Park is woke, but THAT woke? Have you ever heard of a couple of three people before? and here?

Tolkien: Well, those couples are called Poly, but yeah, I don't think I've seen a poly couple in this town.

Craig: I'm so confident about this, I'll even bet money on them, here! A hundred dollars.

Tweek: You are going to lose a hundred dollars thanks to Kyle and Stan? Again?

Craig: That time it was all four of them, and I'm not losing money, I'm going to be fucking rich, who is in?

Jimmy: I-I'll bet Kyle is with Stan!

Clyde: And I'll bet he is with Wends!

Tolkien: I'll just bet they are friends and that's it.

Tweek: Mm.. I’ll bet with Tolkien. Anyways, whatever, if I lose my money, I'm getting it back when those three go for coffee again.

Notes:

Remember when I said I was going to post this 2 weeks after the last one? jaja...

I actually had this finished from day 1, ive been waiting an entire year to share this chapter xd!

I just died bc of college...

Be ready to wait again, I'm so sorry.

Notes:

Thank you for reading!