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GothamiteIntoShipping
Harlivy, Nygmobblepot, Nightoracle, Gordpot, and BatCat — Those are my top ships (I think some of them are already a thing, or I know they are, but cmonnnn the rest of them are so cute!)
GothamiteVillainLover: Seriously? BatCat??? That’s the most generic boring ship ever! BatJokes is where it’s really at!
GothamiteIntoShipping: @GothamiteVillianLover I prefer REAL ships. Things that COULD HAPPEN. Not some crazy daydream.
Gothamite#976: @GothamiteIntoShipping … You literally have Gordpot in there. That ship is total nonsense or as you put it ‘some crazy daydream’
Joker: @GothamiteVillainLover — And there’s nothing more real than my love for Batsy!
Joker
I have an announcement! — BatJokes is my favorite ship!
RedHood: … Shocker.
Bat-Man: Joker!
RedHood: @Joker Oh look, you bastard, he didn’t even try to refute it.
Gothamite#83: :0 What an unexpected course of events
Joker: @Gothamite#83 To you maybe. My darling’s known for a looonnnggg time. So have the birds and other bats. Right @RedHood???
RedHood: … Since I first met you.
Batman: …
BatJokesCollectionMaker
Guys! BatJokes somehow got more popular, like, overnight! Whjfiwjefih— What happened??? I didn’t see anything!
BatJokesForLife: Oh yeah! Last night, Joker posted that he loved BatJokes and Batman responded but like all he said was [Quote] “ Joker! ” Like Joker had spilled the beans on something he shouldn’t have.
NewAndScaredBatJokesLover: Yeah. It blew up with the nightly Clicker guys, and so… Here I am. Never thought this would happen. I hope Joker doesn’t kill us for this.
BatJokesForLife: @NewAndScaredBatJokesLover: Ahhh don’t worry about that! Us BatJokes shippers are actually statistically less likely to be killed by Joker!
BatJokesCollectionMaker: @NewAndScaredBatJokesLover Just, if you ever encounter him, tell him you ship BatJokes @BatJokesForLife I had a feeling, but having that as a stat is… odd;;;
BatJokesForLife: @BatJokesCollectionMaker You’re telling me :/
ShipTheSoftun’s
How has HarlIvy fallen 3 ranks??? Unacceptable! And BatJokes is above us now! Quick work needs to be done for our Queens.
HarleyQuinn: Well, thanks for the work, but also… I’ve heard a couple posts talk about rankings. What’s that about?
ShipTheSoftun’s: @HarleyQuinn OMIFEIJ You ANSWERED MY POST FIPSJING— Oh and um, look up GothamShipRanker.gov. Yes it’s lazy and uncreative but you know you Rogue’s take all of Gotham’s creativity, so we don’t have much.
Gothamite#34: The sight doesn’t work for me rn. Does that mean that Nygmobblepot’s taken the second place lead???
Penguin: @Gothamite#34 It does, my dear civilian. @HarleyQuinn Seems the people find me and my love more compelling than you and your… plant.
HarleyQuinn: @Penguin Oh, it’s on, Pengy, Imma bring your ship down. *Cannon boom!*
Penguin: @HarleyQuinn … I am not fighting you about this. I do not need to. I will obviously win, so that means it's not a fight.
BatCatLover
How are we lower than BatJokes? I thought we were the CANON COUPLE! How are we losing?
GothamiteVillainLover: People are just finally realizing that our ship is more interesting. It’s not your fault, just fate. Like BatJokes is fate!
BatCatLover: @GothamiteVillainLover Well, isn’t this a familiar argument?
GothamiteVillainLover: @BatCatLover C’mon, darling, come to the Dark Side, we have cookies. And a lot of awesome fanfics!
BatCatLover: @GothamiteVillainLover You will never take me alive! Sorry, love, but that’s one thing we’ll just have to agree to disagree about.
GothamiteVillainLover: @BatCatLover I’ll get you eventually
BatCatLover: @GothamiteVillainLover :P — ;) xxx
GothamHeroVillainShips
You know what. I’m really happy rn. Gordpot is somehow up seven ranks! Like, we’re up there with the city OTP’s (IE Harlivy, BatCats, BatJokes, Nygmobblepot) And that’s never happened before. Celebrations are in order, fam!
BatJokesForLife: Congrats, guys! You deserve it! I mean, think about the potential!
Gothamite#209: I’m not even a shipper, but like, I like the sad ideas this ship gives. And Penguin isn’t regularly murdering ordinary residents (No offense BatJokes shippers, just not my cup-o-tea, ya know?)
BatJokesForLife: @Gothamite#209 No offense taken. It’s a bit hardcore, so that’s cool. But really, @GothamHeroVillainShips congratulations on the rank changes! That’s pretty cool!
GothamHeroVillainShips: @Gothamite#209 @BatJokesForLife Thanks guys! Honestly, all of us are pretty stoked! We’re gonna be walking on cloud nine for a while eheh…
Gothamite#21
So… are we fighting with the others for our ship?
Gothamite#325: Pffft— Of course not. We’re too good for that. I mean, Nightoracle’s been number one for like ten years now. We literally never need to fight with anyone.
BatJokesForLife: We’ll get you guys one day.
Gothamite#768: @BatJokesForLife No you won’t. We’re just better than you guys.
BatJokesForLife: @Gothamite#768 … Fair enough.
ShipperShipLover: Well, ain’t that one thing we can all agree on. Nightoracle is just too pure and beautiful and fun. Angst or fluff, it's amazing.
BatsSlashIndecisive: Oh yeah, Nightoracle for the win. #NightoraclesPureGodStatus